> Hello everyone,
>
> For those who have often wondered about the meaning of Life, the
> following explains it all!
>
>
> On the first day, God created the dog and said:
>
> "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who
> comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of
> twenty years."
>
> The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only
> ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?"
>
> So God agreed.
>
> On the second day, God created the monkey and said:
>
> "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this,
> I'll give you a twenty-year life span."
>
> The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty
> long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the dog did?"
>
> And God agreed.
>
> On the third day, God created the cow and said:
>
> "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and
> suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the
> farmer's family for this; I
> will give you a life span of sixty years."
>
> The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live
> for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"
>
> And God agreed again.
>
> On the fourth day, God created man and said:
>
> "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll
> give you twenty years."
>
> But man said: "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my
> twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave
> back, and the ten the dog gave
> back; that makes eighty, okay?"
>
> "Okay," said God, "You asked for it."
>
> So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and
> enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to
> support our family.
> For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the
> grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front
> porch and bark at everyone.
>
> Life has now been explained to you...
The meaning of life..................
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:wah: Very good, Buttercup.
Life is a Highway. Let's share the Commute.
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That was good:wah: Lovely to see you here :-4
I am nobody..nobody is perfect...therefore I must be Perfect!
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Dog chasing his tail?:sneaky:
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buttercup;725556 wrote: > Hello everyone,
>
> For those who have often wondered about the meaning of Life, the
> following explains it all!
>
>
> On the first day, God created the dog and said:
>
> "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who
> comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of
> twenty years."
>
> The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only
> ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?"
>
> So God agreed.
>
> On the second day, God created the monkey and said:
>
> "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this,
> I'll give you a twenty-year life span."
>
> The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty
> long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the dog did?"
>
> And God agreed.
>
> On the third day, God created the cow and said:
>
> "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and
> suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the
> farmer's family for this; I
> will give you a life span of sixty years."
>
> The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live
> for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"
>
> And God agreed again.
>
> On the fourth day, God created man and said:
>
> "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll
> give you twenty years."
>
> But man said: "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my
> twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave
> back, and the ten the dog gave
> back; that makes eighty, okay?"
>
> "Okay," said God, "You asked for it."
>
> So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and
> enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to
> support our family.
> For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the
> grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front
> porch and bark at everyone.
>
> Life has now been explained to you...
LOL, wow, how wonderful. Now I don't feel so bad when I chuckle at my grandaughters antics. Can't wait to be sittin on the porch barkin!
>
> For those who have often wondered about the meaning of Life, the
> following explains it all!
>
>
> On the first day, God created the dog and said:
>
> "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who
> comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of
> twenty years."
>
> The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only
> ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?"
>
> So God agreed.
>
> On the second day, God created the monkey and said:
>
> "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this,
> I'll give you a twenty-year life span."
>
> The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty
> long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the dog did?"
>
> And God agreed.
>
> On the third day, God created the cow and said:
>
> "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and
> suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the
> farmer's family for this; I
> will give you a life span of sixty years."
>
> The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live
> for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"
>
> And God agreed again.
>
> On the fourth day, God created man and said:
>
> "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll
> give you twenty years."
>
> But man said: "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my
> twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave
> back, and the ten the dog gave
> back; that makes eighty, okay?"
>
> "Okay," said God, "You asked for it."
>
> So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and
> enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to
> support our family.
> For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the
> grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front
> porch and bark at everyone.
>
> Life has now been explained to you...
LOL, wow, how wonderful. Now I don't feel so bad when I chuckle at my grandaughters antics. Can't wait to be sittin on the porch barkin!
The meaning of life..................
exellent..always said it was a dog's life :wah::wah::wah: