Dog-Goneit!!

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 2:35 am

thread for all the dog lovers...

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 2:36 am

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 2:37 am

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 2:39 am

he had to blow his nose i guess..lmao

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 2:53 am

poo derek

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 3:09 am

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 3:13 am

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 3:13 am

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 3:15 am

ohhhh My paws.Christmas shopping is such a drag!

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 3:15 am

Chezzie;729891 wrote:

baaahahahahahah..reminds me of one of my neighbors..

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 3:27 am

How to Take a Puppy's picture.....

1. Remove film from box and load camera.

2. Remove film box from puppy's mouth and throw in trash.

3. Remove puppy from trash and brush coffee grounds from muzzle.

4. Choose a suitable background for photo.

5. Mount camera on tripod and focus.

6. Find puppy and take dirty sock from mouth.

7. Place puppy in pre-focused spot and return to camera.

8. Forget about spot and crawl after puppy on knees.

9. Focus with one hand and fend off puppy with other hand.

10. Get tissue and clean nose print from lens.

11. Put cat outside and put peroxide on the scratch on puppy's nose.

13. Put magazines back on coffee table.

14. Try to get puppy's attention by squeaking toy over your head.

15. Replace your glasses and check camera for damage.

16. Jump up in time to grab puppy by scruff of neck and say, "No, outside! No, outside!"

17. Clean up mess.

18. Sit back in chair with lemonade and resolve to teach puppy "sit" and "stay" the first thing in the morning.

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 3:29 am

Chezzie;729892 wrote:

ohhhh My paws.Christmas shopping is such a drag!

thats the funniest thing i have ever seen..i keep coming back to see if he has slid off..bahahahahhahaahahahah

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 3:30 am

A Dog's Life?

There once was a feisty young terrier,

Who liked to bite girls on the derrière.

He'd yip and he'd yap,

Then he'd leap up and snap;

And the fairer the derrière, the merrier.

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 7:06 am

I'm amazed that dogs will sit there with any type of costume on. Mine are brats. They cooperate as much as my kids. :wah: Cute pics!

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 7:06 am

My contribution...............

Attached files

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 7:34 am

Type of sniffer dog I'd expect El Guapo to own :wah:

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 7:35 am

Whats the marrow with you

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 7:36 am

"We want to be together"

KB. · Post by **KB.** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 9:57 am

I was going to post that picture Chezzie. I love it.

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 3:03 pm

What a lovely thread. :-4

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 3:25 pm

KB.;730089 wrote: I was going to post that picture Chezzie. I love it.

me too KB.. i love this one too

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 3:27 pm

Kiss My Ass

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 3:37 pm

snicker..

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 3:39 pm

whos a clever clogs then:-6

i love his cheeky face at the end, thats me to a T :wah:

HERE'S DUMBO DAWG:wah:

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 6:39 pm

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 6:43 pm

guppy;730481 wrote:

That brought to mind a puppy I had and coming home one day and finding a square tissue box stuck on its head. :wah:

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 6:43 pm

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 6:54 pm

I LOVE them all...the puppies got big awwwwwwwwwwwwwww's

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 8:16 pm

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 8:34 pm

If you want someone who will do anything to please you, get a dog.

If you want someone who will bring you the newspaper without tearing through it first for the sports page, get a dog.

If you want someone who'll make a total fool of himself because he's so glad to see you, get a dog.

If you want someone who eats whatever you put in front of him and never says his mother made it better, get a dog.

If you want someone who's always eager to go out any time you ask and anywhere you want to go, get a dog.

If you want someone who can scare away burglars without waving a lethal weapon around, endangering you and all the neighbors, get a dog.

If you want someone who never touches the remote, couldn't care less about Monday Night Football, and watches dramatic movies with you as long as you want, get a dog.

If you want someone who'll be content just to snuggle up and keep you warm in bed, and who you can kick out of bed if he slobbers and snores, get a dog.

If you want someone who never criticizes anything you do, doesn't care how good or bad you look, acts as though every word you say is worth hearing, never complains, and loves you unconditionally all the time, get a DOG!

On the other hand...

If you want someone who never comes when you call him, totally ignores you when you walk in the room, leaves hair all over the place, walks allover you, prowls around all night and comes home only to eat and sleep all day, and acts as though you are there only to see that HE's happy...

Get a CAT

:wah::wah:

just a joke..i love cats ..really i do..Jacksdad...honestly...put that stick down...lol:p

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 8:41 pm

guppy;730566 wrote: If you want someone who will do anything to please you, get a dog.

If you want someone who will bring you the newspaper without tearing through it first for the sports page, get a dog.

If you want someone who'll make a total fool of himself because he's so glad to see you, get a dog.

If you want someone who eats whatever you put in front of him and never says his mother made it better, get a dog.

If you want someone who's always eager to go out any time you ask and anywhere you want to go, get a dog.

If you want someone who can scare away burglars without waving a lethal weapon around, endangering you and all the neighbors, get a dog.

If you want someone who never touches the remote, couldn't care less about Monday Night Football, and watches dramatic movies with you as long as you want, get a dog.

If you want someone who'll be content just to snuggle up and keep you warm in bed, and who you can kick out of bed if he slobbers and snores, get a dog.

If you want someone who never criticizes anything you do, doesn't care how good or bad you look, acts as though every word you say is worth hearing, never complains, and loves you unconditionally all the time, get a DOG!

On the other hand...

If you want someone who never comes when you call him, totally ignores you when you walk in the room, leaves hair all over the place, walks allover you, prowls around all night and comes home only to eat and sleep all day, and acts as though you are there only to see that HE's happy...

Get a CAT

:wah::wah:

just a joke..i love cats ..really i do..Jacksdad...honestly...put that stick down...lol:p

If you want someone who'll be content just to snuggle up and keep you warm in bed, and who you can kick out of bed if he slobbers and snores, get a dog. OR ME!!!!:wah:

I loved it...and it is VERY true!!

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 5:02 am

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 7:20 am

Anyone seen my Bamboo?

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 7:23 am

:wah:

"Olay, Olay, Olay, Olay" PAWfavour:wah:

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 1:13 pm

Snooze · Post by **Snooze** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 1:39 pm

Patience

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 1:47 pm

Snooze;731319 wrote: Patience

babahahahahahha smart dog..do you see the look on his face? lmao

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 6:57 pm

pup-in-the-box!!

Snooze · Post by **Snooze** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 7:01 pm

Yikes!

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 7:16 pm