Hello, my name is Carol and I suffer from guilt for not forwarding 50
billion bloody chain letters sent to me by people who actually
believe if you send them on, a poor six year old girl in Scotland with
a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have
it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a travelling freak
show.
And, do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you,
and everyone to whom you send 'his' email, $1000?
How stupid are you?
Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll
get laid by some tasty bloke I just happen to run into the next day!
What a bunch of bullshit!!!!
Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and
attack me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was
started by St Peter in 5AD and brought to this country by midget
pilgrim stowaways on the Endeavour.
YER RIGHT LOL!!!!!
If you're going to forward something, at least send me something
mildly amusing.
I've seen all the 'send this to 10 of your closest friends, and this
poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a
quid from some omniscient being' forwards about 90 times..
I don't bleedin care ffs!!
Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually
contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's your
own unpopularity.
The point being?
If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless
or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it.
If it's funny, send it on.
Don't pee people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in
Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the arse of a dead
elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per
letter he'll receive if you forward this email.
Now tell everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow
morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and consum
your genitals:wah::D;)
Chain Emails Grrrrr!!!!!
Chain Emails Grrrrr!!!!!
Women are bitchy and predictable ...men are not and that's the key to knowing the truth.
Chain Emails Grrrrr!!!!!
Carolly;732591 wrote: Now tell everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and consume your genitals:wah::D;)
Good lord Carolly that one's going to rocket round the Internet like a hot potato, even I'm tempted to pass it on before the curse strikes me as I sit here. Ow!
Good lord Carolly that one's going to rocket round the Internet like a hot potato, even I'm tempted to pass it on before the curse strikes me as I sit here. Ow!
Nullius in verba ... ☎||||||||||| ... To Fate I sue, of other means bereft, the only refuge for the wretched left. ... Hold no regard for unsupported opinion.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious. [Fred Wedlock, "The Folker"]
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious. [Fred Wedlock, "The Folker"]
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
Chain Emails Grrrrr!!!!!
spot;732617 wrote: Good lord Carolly that one's going to rocket round the Internet like a hot potato, even I'm tempted to pass it on before the curse strikes me as I sit here. Ow!Go for it babe lol;)
Women are bitchy and predictable ...men are not and that's the key to knowing the truth.
Chain Emails Grrrrr!!!!!
jimbo;732624 wrote: why cant she just leave it ,when she is older she could paint it dark blue and join the police force
Winkle.............what???:wah::wah:;)
Winkle.............what???:wah::wah:;)
Women are bitchy and predictable ...men are not and that's the key to knowing the truth.
Chain Emails Grrrrr!!!!!
I dont believe it.............Ive just had a lovely email..................then i saw the bottom......:-5 I rest my case!!:mad::rolleyes:
Women are bitchy and predictable ...men are not and that's the key to knowing the truth.