Ever thought about getting butt implants?

Snooze · Post by **Snooze** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 4:53 pm

You might reconsider after watching this:

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 5:55 pm

Oh geez, that looks pretty nasty. Especially when she pokes and prods them like Jello. Those news heads were having a good time with it though. I bet the lady didn't appreciate their laughter too much.

$5500 for that? Wow.

librtyhead · Post by **librtyhead** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 6:01 pm

That just makes me wanna brush the snow off the grill or smoker or fire pit and cook something that is marinated overnight in bacon fat.............or just make a candle.

Snooze · Post by **Snooze** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 6:05 pm

I've got this mental image of her trying to sit down and wobbling all over her seat while she tries to balance on those protuberances, each cheek going in a different direction.

I feel a bit ill now.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 6:16 pm

I have a gopher in my pants

librtyhead · Post by **librtyhead** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 6:16 pm

She may possibly sound like a washing machine as she struts along the catwalk.

Indian Princess · Post by **Indian Princess** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 6:34 pm

ah, NO!!

Snooze · Post by **Snooze** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 6:39 pm

Nomad;733264 wrote: I have a gopher in my pants

Wrong thread!

librtyhead · Post by **librtyhead** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 6:45 pm

She may get lucky and be able to sell them on E-bay if they end up looking like the Virgin Mary someday.

Snooze · Post by **Snooze** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 6:53 pm

librtyhead;733289 wrote: She may get lucky and be able to sell them on E-bay if they end up looking like the Virgin Mary someday.

With a side order of Jesus on toast.

librtyhead · Post by **librtyhead** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 6:57 pm

Snooze;733295 wrote: With a side order of Jesus on toast.
Baby Jesus even!:wah:

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 7:03 pm

Every time I see Jennifer Lopez, I wonder if I should have butt implants. Thanks, Snooze - your timely intervention has saved me a heap of money, and a heap of embarrassment. Thank you.

Snooze · Post by **Snooze** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 7:27 pm

I do what I can to make the world a better place.

:sneaky:

G-man · Post by **G-man** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 7:41 pm

:wah:

Unless, I literally do work or freeze my @ss off and need to replace my butt, I have no reason to consider it... and if I get them anywhere else on my body than where G_d intended, then they'll either look like odd-shaped breasts or gigantic tumors. :wah:

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 8:32 pm

Snooze;733306 wrote: I do what I can to make the world a better place.

:sneaky:

It's very good to see you!

And :sneaky: backatcha.

moonpie · Post by **moonpie** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 9:36 pm

Not!!! After I had a lumpectomy and then I had a Staph infection after that, I have said that I will never have any unnecessary surgery on this old bod. I have bags under my eyes now, and would love to get rid of them. But, I thnk back to that lumpectomy and the pain I went through with the Staph infection, and hey! I am living and able - and if people can't bear to look at me, then screw them!!

pantsonfire321@aol.com · Tue Dec 04, 2007 11:14 pm

Snooze;733216 wrote: You might reconsider after watching this:

I don't like pain, so i think i'll stick with my own natural padding;)

mrsK · Post by **mrsK** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 4:03 am

I'm trying to give them up.:wah::wah:

Snooze · Post by **Snooze** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 4:07 am

moonpie;733368 wrote: Not!!! After I had a lumpectomy and then I had a Staph infection after that, I have said that I will never have any unnecessary surgery on this old bod. I have bags under my eyes now, and would love to get rid of them. But, I thnk back to that lumpectomy and the pain I went through with the Staph infection, and hey! I am living and able - and if people can't bear to look at me, then screw them!!

Yeah, it's not like I have to look at myself all day. Pity my co-workers though.