who hassled the hoff ????

lemon_and_mint · Post by **lemon_and_mint** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:07 am

Judging from the last photo i saw of the hoff, i doubt he could fit in the car even if he was asked to go back.:wah:

lemon_and_mint · Post by **lemon_and_mint** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:18 am

The hoff should be replaced by Robert de Niro - I'd like to see the car try to backchat sarcastically to him!!!!

kinks · Post by **kinks** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:34 am

jimbo;739221 wrote: too much ice cream maybe :p:wah:

just in case any one forgets just how great and cheesey the hoff was :wah::wah:

:wah::wah: i've never seen that before.....very funny

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 8:10 am

I used to love that show!

Patsy Warnick · Post by **Patsy Warnick** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 8:42 am

Does anyone really care?

A remake from the '70s & '80s bore me

Jimbo - as far as I'm concerned Tom Cruise's career is over - thats why he married a young bride (actress), so she can work & to live comfortably.. If you look at his wife choices - its like moving on up.. Can't stand him.

A good character for a replacement for Hoff - Jim Carey, he has personality, he talks to himself & doesn't need a talking car.

Patsy

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 9:51 am

jimbo;739218 wrote: night rider it seems is set to return but without the hoff

who do you think could replace him

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YOU Winkle who else...........you have the looks.......the charm.....that certain smile......that smooth way with you............

........hope I said that right like you asked me to:rolleyes:

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 10:02 am

jimbo;739218 wrote: night rider it seems is set to return but without the hoff

who do you think could replace him

in real life i cant stand tom cruse so that would be the end of his career :wah::wah:

on fg i reckon gallybally would make a good Micheal knight :wah:

http://uk.yahoo.com/r/ty/5/pi

Are you saying I am like the Hoff-meister? I will get you for this Jimbo.

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 10:06 am

I think actually thay they should have a totally different angle for this Knight Rider thing, first the car should not only talk, it should be a woman car, and the Knight Rider should be in love with his car, next the person who should play Knight Rider is Jeremy Clarkson, he could have Kirsty Waulk from Newsnight as his sexy Scottish sidekick. Also he should have a KnightBoat, and Knighthorse and a Knightractor for doing the ploughing.

They should also make this a musical so that the car, the boat, the horse, and the tractor can all have songs, and there should be a new themetune by Rolf Harris.

Now thats what I call TV.

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 10:08 am

jimbo;739349 wrote: i was going to say thanks but i sooo know in your next post you are going to say you meant kit the car

:DLook sweetchops...........Im TRYING to be nice fgs............I can be nice ye know..........................I fink

:rolleyes:

lemon_and_mint · Post by **lemon_and_mint** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 10:15 am

Galbally;739356 wrote: I think actually thay they should have a totally different angle for this Knight Rider thing, first the car should not only talk, it should be a woman car, and the Knight Rider should be in love with his car, next the person who should play Knight Rider is Jeremy Clarkson, he could have Kirsty Waulk from Newsnight as his sexy Scottish sidekick. Also he should have a KnightBoat, and Knighthorse and a Knightractor for doing the ploughing.

They should also make this a musical so that the car, the boat, the horse, and the tractor can all have songs, and there should be a new themetune by Rolf Harris.

Now thats what I call TV.

Jeremy cLARKSON!!!!!!:wah:

suzycreamcheese · Post by **suzycreamcheese** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:12 pm

Chuck Norris!

Patsy Warnick · Post by **Patsy Warnick** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 6:35 pm

Jimbo - that was funny :wah:

I write just how I talk - what ever could be offensive - I think its very stupid to remake old shows - hell the writers who are on strike, won't need to come back.

Enjoy

Patsy

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 2:45 am

jimbo;739773 wrote: but if they had gallybally as michael knight ,saying stuff to kit like "kit i know the bad guys might get away but if we go faster imagine how bad it will be to our efforts on global warming " or "kit i know we do zero to fifty five in 12 minutes but think we are totally eco friendly the bad guys have gotten away but their carbon footprint condems them"

i think i'm on to something here ... dr g what do you think a pc knight rider cool

:D:D

Yes, but if I was Micheal Knight I would sell Kit for scrap, have the bad guys shot (carbon Neutral activity), and live in a **** off house from the profits of Knight industries (which would make windmills or something eco-friendly like that). I can tell you this, I ain't getting no perm, that would use up 4 million tones of CO2 alone.

Oh, and I want a KnightTractor, will will call it Bill.

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 3:20 am

What about a KnightJCB for turning the allotment over ready for planting veggies to the self sefficiency drive. Or a Knightspade if you want to be more eco-friendly. And some Knightgoats for the kitchen scraps and some Knightchickens for eggs.

And your sexy sidekick could be a gardener in real life and a genius sidekick when she's washed her hands!

lemon_and_mint · Post by **lemon_and_mint** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 3:23 am

Imladris;739783 wrote: What about a KnightJCB for turning the allotment over ready for planting veggies to the self sefficiency drive. Or a Knightspade if you want to be more eco-friendly. And some Knightgoats for the kitchen scraps and some Knightchickens for eggs.

And your sexy sidekick could be a gardener in real life and a genius sidekick when she's washed her hands!

I was just thinking a KnightJCB - and sing that song, "We're holding up the bypass, " stupid song about a JCB, but no stupider than the Hoff's "Get into My Car" song!!

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 3:04 pm

jimbo;739218 wrote: night rider it seems is set to return but without the hoff

who do you think could replace him

in real life i cant stand tom cruse so that would be the end of his career :wah::wah:

on fg i reckon gallybally would make a good Micheal knight :wah:

http://uk.yahoo.com/r/ty/5/pi

Is this some kind of drunk Irish innuendo ?