Galbally's Advice Column for FG.

mrsK · Post by **mrsK** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 1:32 pm

Galbally;739465 wrote: Thank you Mrs K, in response I will say good evening to you. I hope your mental state is good, if not you may visit the surgery as required, if you cannot visit then watch as many Japanese cartoons as possible and they will take your mind off it.

One thing I don't have is a good "mental" state.I could snap at any time.:sneaky:

Thanks for your advice I will follow it to the letter:-6

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 2:09 pm

Snooze;739468 wrote: I've never been called a snow blower before, wouldn't that freeze my lips?

Well, I think thats what the girl in Aisle 10 of the Ikea store wanted to ask you. :wah:

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 2:09 pm

WonderWendy3;739472 wrote: I really wish I had the time to go back and read 155 pages.....You are a very intellegent and entertaining man.......:yh_worshp:yh_worshp

Flattery will not get you anywhere you wonderful warm human being, now get on with it.

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 2:11 pm

mrsK;739485 wrote: One thing I don't have is a good "mental" state.I could snap at any time.:sneaky:

Thanks for your advice I will follow it to the letter:-6

Oh great, but be sure to have mats placed around your house in the locations that you would be most likely to fall, in case you should fall because of the flashing lights resulting in an epiletic fit.

Snooze · Post by **Snooze** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 2:12 pm

Galbally;739515 wrote: Well, I think thats what the girl in Aisle 10 of the Ikea store wanted to ask you. :wah:

CLEAN UP ON AISLE 10!!

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 2:21 pm

Snooze;739524 wrote: CLEAN UP ON AISLE 10!!

Yes, apparently they are still cleaning up the wood splinters.

Post by **Betty Boop** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 2:27 pm

Dear Dr Gallbally

I'm meant to be writing an essay but FG seems much more interesting right now. How much can I pay you to write it for me. It's just 1000 words so not too bad.

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 2:30 pm

Betty Boop;739561 wrote: Dear Dr Gallbally

I'm meant to be writing an essay but FG seems much more interesting right now. How much can I pay you to write it for me. It's just 1000 words so not too bad.

Hmmn, what is it supposed to be about? You realize that I am running this agency in my spare time from pretending to be a serious scientific type singing chemist?

Post by **Betty Boop** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 2:33 pm

Galbally;739563 wrote: Hmmn, what is it supposed to be about? You realize that I am running this agency in my spare time from pretending to be a serious scientific type singing chemist?

It's very relevent to FG tonight

Discuss the impact that joining the European Union has had on Parliamentary Sovereignty :wah:

aaaaggghhhh Law, not my favourite subject!

You can sing whilst you type, I don't mind!

lemon_and_mint · Post by **lemon_and_mint** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 2:45 pm

Betty Boop;739568 wrote: It's very relevent to FG tonight

Discuss the impact that joining the European Union has had on Parliamentary Sovereignty :wah:

aaaaggghhhh Law, not my favourite subject!

You can sing whilst you type, I don't mind!

In 1000 words?I'd like to see the finished essay.

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 2:45 pm

Betty Boop;739568 wrote: It's very relevent to FG tonight

Discuss the impact that joining the European Union has had on Parliamentary Sovereignty :wah:

aaaaggghhhh Law, not my favourite subject!

You can sing whilst you type, I don't mind!

Oh is that all? Have you downloaded the revised treaty that was signed today? There is a PDF version at http://consilium.europa.eu/cms3_fo/show ... 17&lang=en >. You have to click the little box marked "en".

There is also a downloadable version of a report on the implementation of these new arrangements, which may help you, its available at http://shop.ceps.eu/BookDetail.php?item_id=1554 >. Otherwise there is a lot of information at the EU Comission's own website, which you probably have already looked at.

I hope that is of some use, now back to the emotional problems.

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:01 pm

Emotional problems?? Is that what we are to bring to you???

Do you have a box of tissues? hmmmm, let me think how I address this to you correctly..............

My Vacuum cleaner is broken and I don't know how to fix it!!:-5:-5

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:04 pm

So who is the resident FG scientist then, me or you ?

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:05 pm

lemon_and_mint;739579 wrote: In 1000 words?I'd like to see the finished essay.

Indeed, though I sense from your remark that you have developed a strange relationship with the punctuation mark known as the semi-colon. This problem will have to be dealt with swiftly I think.

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:08 pm

WonderWendy3;739593 wrote: Emotional problems?? Is that what we are to bring to you???

Do you have a box of tissues? hmmmm, let me think how I address this to you correctly..............

My Vacuum cleaner is broken and I don't know how to fix it!!:-5:-5

If its a Dyson-made cleaner then get it fixed in a store, if its a Hoover then forget it as its all over. If its any other type of vacuum then you could offer to clean a friends house who you know is good with electrical goods, they will be delighted. Turn up at their house ready to clean, plug in your vacuum cleaner, then express surprise and regret at your misfortune, they will be compelled to fix the errant device and also make you a tasty snack, they will be so tired that they will also forget that you originally offered to clean their house, a triple result.

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:10 pm

Nomad;739598 wrote: So who is the resident FG scientist then, me or you ?

I believe that you are a ninja scientist are you not? I am however, simply a humble chemist and bio-energy crop researcher. We therefore fulfill differing roles.

I also hope that you no longer drive through the desert looking for a lightning strike to hit you, am I correct in assuming this?

lemon_and_mint · Post by **lemon_and_mint** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:11 pm

Galbally;739599 wrote: Indeed, though I sense from your remark that you have developed a strange relationship with the punctuation mark known as the semi-colon. This problem will have to be dealt with swiftly I think.

It was the semi-colon's fault.........

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:13 pm

Galbally;739603 wrote: If its a Dyson-made cleaner then get it fixed in a store, if its a Hoover then forget it as its all over. If its any other type of vacuum then you could offer to clean a friends house who you know is good with electrical goods, they will be delighted. Turn up at their house ready to clean, plug in your vacuum cleaner, then express surprise and regret at your misfortune, they will be compelled to fix the errant device and also make you a tasty snack, they will be so tired that they will also forget that you originally offered to clean their house, a triple result.

Okay,

What if I have no friends?:-1

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:14 pm

lemon_and_mint;739613 wrote: It was the semi-colon's fault.........

Thats a common misconception, you must wean yourself off the semi-colon by using colons alternately for 3 weeks, then you should be able to go completely off the semi-colon. If you feel you cannot cope with no semi-colons at all, you might try to write them in red ink as a sign of your weakness. It will get better over time, I hope this helps.

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:15 pm

WonderWendy3;739617 wrote: Okay,

What if I have no friends?:-1

Then you could try starting a local cleaning business instead, and make sure your first customer is an electrical contractor. Also, you must stop crying, as this will make people think they can rob of any currency you possess at will.

Snooze · Post by **Snooze** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:16 pm

I use my colon every day.

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:17 pm

Snooze;739623 wrote: I use my colon every day.

Yes, but only in a good way.

Post by **Betty Boop** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:35 pm

Galbally;739580 wrote: Oh is that all? Have you downloaded the revised treaty that was signed today? There is a PDF version at http://consilium.europa.eu/cms3_fo/show ... 17&lang=en >. You have to click the little box marked "en".

There is also a downloadable version of a report on the implementation of these new arrangements, which may help you, its available at http://shop.ceps.eu/BookDetail.php?item_id=1554 >. Otherwise there is a lot of information at the EU Comission's own website, which you probably have already looked at.

I hope that is of some use, now back to the emotional problems.

Thanks Gall, yes been looking at the EU site will check out those other links tomorrow, got sidetracked by a phonecall, packing up the Law for tonight, too tired now.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:39 pm

Galbally;739612 wrote: I believe that you are a ninja scientist are you not? I am however, simply a humble chemist and bio-energy crop researcher. We therefore fulfill differing roles.

I also hope that you no longer drive through the desert looking for a lightning strike to hit you, am I correct in assuming this?

Did I mention the lightning out loud ?

That was about something else...where is the waitress anyway ?

Post by **Betty Boop** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:39 pm

lemon_and_mint;739579 wrote: In 1000 words?I'd like to see the finished essay.

Hmm did an essay for Sociology on Crime and Deviance, 1500 words required. I'm at 1656 and not finished :wah:

Have you got an interest in Law or just the EU ?

lemon_and_mint · Post by **lemon_and_mint** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:43 pm

Betty Boop;739645 wrote: Hmm did an essay for Sociology on Crime and Deviance, 1500 words required. I'm at 1656 and not finished :wah:

Have you got an interest in Law or just the EU ?

That was what I meant, that it would be longer than 1000 words.

I'm interested in Law and the EU.

I just wonder what sort of message Gordon Brown has given the rest of Europe about us by being late today.We do not have the best reputation in the first place.

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:47 pm

Betty Boop;739643 wrote: Thanks Gall, yes been looking at the EU site will check out those other links tomorrow, got sidetracked by a phonecall, packing up the Law for tonight, too tired now.

Good woman.

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:48 pm

Nomad;739644 wrote: Did I mention the lightning out loud ?

That was about something else...where is the waitress anyway ?

Yes you did, but thats ok, thats what I am here for.

Oh and "she" is not a waitress.

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:51 pm

Okay I am closing the surgery for today as I am tired, I will pick up on any queries in the morning. Goodnight. Do not break anything.

lemon_and_mint · Post by **lemon_and_mint** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:52 pm

Interestingly I have just been looking at some of the European papers for tomorow in French to see what they have to say about Browns behaviour today.

They all appear to have picked it up - the Belgian newspaper says -It was officially explained as being called away to a meeting at the House of Commons, but it can be explained by his wish to sign it in a very lowkey way.They go as far as to use the term "en catimini" - on the sly.

So I don't think he fooled anyone.

Post by **Betty Boop** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:52 pm

lemon_and_mint;739648 wrote: That was what I meant, that it would be longer than 1000 words.

I'm interested in Law and the EU.

I just wonder what sort of message Gordon Brown has given the rest of Europe about us by being late today.We do not have the best reputation in the first place.

We certainly don't, I'm only just catching up on the news now, been a busy day. Will PM you when I'm done with it, maybe you can proof read it for me :wah:

lemon_and_mint · Post by **lemon_and_mint** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:54 pm

Betty Boop;739656 wrote: We certainly don't, I'm only just catching up on the news now, been a busy day. Will PM you when I'm done with it, maybe you can proof read it for me :wah:

if you like, i would be interested to read it.

goodnight all

x

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:07 pm

Dear Dr Galbally,

What are the chances of Man Utd winning the treble AGAIN this season?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:44 pm

Dr Galbladder, do you consider the mango in its raw and natural state or otherwise to be a superior tropical delight ?

Thank you

Nomad

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:47 pm

Since he's not here anymore, I'm wondering about that box over there ------------------------------->>>>

that is labeled "Brains"....anyone care to investigate????

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 5:38 pm

Galbally;739563 wrote: Hmmn, what is it supposed to be about? You realize that I am running this agency in my spare time from pretending to be a serious scientific type singing chemist?

Do you realise that the last Irish serious singing chemist we had here Down Under became Australian Idol last year.

http://www.damienleith.com.au/

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 12:53 am

abbey;739661 wrote: Dear Dr Galbally,

What are the chances of Man Utd winning the treble AGAIN this season?

I think that if Rooney can stay fit then Utd have the best chance of the top 4, however, its still unlikely, Arsenal have recently had a dip in form, but they are the best team in the league. Also Avram Grant seems to be doing well at Chelsea, I was not impressed with Liverpool's performance the other night in Europe despite the excellent result. Utd's result against Roma was also not that impressive.

I think the odds of UTD doing the Treble are 66 to 1, to win the Premiership I would say 4-1, the Champions league 8 to 1. The FA Cup, hmmn, probably 5 to 1. Hows that?

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 12:54 am

Nomad;739667 wrote: Dr Galbladder, do you consider the mango in its raw and natural state or otherwise to be a superior tropical delight ?

Thank you

Nomad

I think that the Mango is best when put in a smoothie, the Passionfruit is a superior member of the tropical fruit family, and of course the coconut is very versatile.

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 12:54 am

WonderWendy3;739669 wrote: Since he's not here anymore, I'm wondering about that box over there ------------------------------->>>>

that is labeled "Brains"....anyone care to investigate????

Put that box back, thats mine.

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 12:56 am

AussiePam;739680 wrote: Do you realise that the last Irish serious singing chemist we had here Down Under became Australian Idol last year.

http://www.damienleith.com.au/

I find that quite interesting, I believe that young man was interviewed over here on TV at some stage. However, I refuse to be involved in such events on philosophical grounds so you will have your singing chemist/agony uncle for some time to come I believe.

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 1:27 am

He's just published a novel too, Galbers! Obviously an overachiever!! Modern Ireland is as full of such brilliance as it is of bogs where the unsuspecting hiker can stumble ar fad ar fad.

:sneaky:

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 1:34 am

AussiePam;739764 wrote: He's just published a novel too, Galbers! Obviously an overachiever!! Modern Ireland is as full of such brilliance as it is of bogs where the unsuspecting hiker can stumble ar fad ar fad.

:sneaky:

Yes, we have become a nation of annoyingly over-achieving, noveau riche type eegits, still it makes a change from being drunken, poetry spouting terrorists. Well we had to think of something to do. I for one am all in favour of the new Ireland.

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 4:00 am

Same Ireland, different public relations firm. I'm all in favour of your country!!

Snooze · Post by **Snooze** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 4:11 am

Dear Dr Galbally,

Do you know Colin Farrell? How about Liam Neeson? Pierce Brosnan?

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 4:48 am

AussiePam;739793 wrote: Same Ireland, different public relations firm. I'm all in favour of your country!!

Your approval of us has been noted and will be used in evidence against you should that ever be necessary.

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 4:50 am

Snooze;739795 wrote: Dear Dr Galbally,

Do you know Colin Farrell? How about Liam Neeson? Pierce Brosnan?

No, I don't know Colin (from Castleknock), Liam (from Coleraine), or Pierce (from Navan). Though if I did I would make sure to get a celebrity endorsment of this very high class councelling joint I have going here.

As an aside.

Do you know Al Gore, Brad Pitt, or J-Lo?

Is salt lake very salty?

Snooze · Post by **Snooze** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 5:16 am

Galbally;739805 wrote: No, I don't know Colin (from Castleknock), Liam (from Coleraine), or Pierce (from Navan). Though if I did I would make sure to get a celebrity endorsment of this very high class councelling joint I have going here.

As an aside.

Do you know Al Gore, Brad Pitt, or J-Lo?

Is salt lake very salty?

Touche!

Never tasted it, but you can smell it on certain days and it's very similar to low tide on a warm day. Blame the brine shrimp.

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 5:18 am

Snooze;739809 wrote: Touche!

Never tasted it, but you can smell it on certain days and it's very similar to low tide on a warm day. Blame the brine shrimp.

We cannot blame crustaceans for all our problems Ms Control, but in this case you may be justified in such accusations. I believe them being turned into a chinese stir-fry would be a fitting punishment for these miscreants.

Snooze · Post by **Snooze** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 5:21 am

EEK! I'd never eat a sea monkey!

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 5:33 am

Snooze;739812 wrote: EEK! I'd never eat a sea monkey!

I never said you had to eat it.