If you were Nomad for the day..
If you were Nomad for the day..
what would you do? :wah:
"Girls are crazy! I'm not ever getting married, I can make my own sandwiches!"
my son
my son
If you were Nomad for the day..
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Nullius in verba ... ☎||||||||||| ... To Fate I sue, of other means bereft, the only refuge for the wretched left.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious.
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious.
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
If you were Nomad for the day..
1. Dress up in ladies clothes making sure I wore a basque, suspenders and a thong to really get the feel of it.
2. Spend 20 mins listening to myself pee whilst sitting down and painting my nails silver.
3. Ask a stranger if I can try their ice cream cone.
4. For a whole day put a word at the end of every sentence like 'Whoa!'.
5. Pick a spontaneous fight with a shrub, then get up and claim I were provoked.
6.Throw around an invisible ball and see if I can get people to join me in a game of catch.
7.Talk only in famous catchphrases from movies.
8. Stick blueberries up my nose and see how far I can shoot them .
9. Start hitting myself in the head and say, SHUT up all of you - SHUT UP especially you Jimbo.
10. Spend 10 minutes talking directly into a corner mailbox. Making sure people can hear me apologizing profusely, and promising to be good from now on, and calling the box "Babycakes." :wah:
2. Spend 20 mins listening to myself pee whilst sitting down and painting my nails silver.
3. Ask a stranger if I can try their ice cream cone.
4. For a whole day put a word at the end of every sentence like 'Whoa!'.
5. Pick a spontaneous fight with a shrub, then get up and claim I were provoked.
6.Throw around an invisible ball and see if I can get people to join me in a game of catch.
7.Talk only in famous catchphrases from movies.
8. Stick blueberries up my nose and see how far I can shoot them .
9. Start hitting myself in the head and say, SHUT up all of you - SHUT UP especially you Jimbo.
10. Spend 10 minutes talking directly into a corner mailbox. Making sure people can hear me apologizing profusely, and promising to be good from now on, and calling the box "Babycakes." :wah:
If you were Nomad for the day..
If I were Nomad for a day I would gift my motorcycle to that YZGI dude..
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Uncle Kram
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If you were Nomad for the day..
I think I'd just be making myself laugh. 
THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN PUN
If you were Nomad for the day..
Sheryl;742110 wrote: what would you do? :wah:
I'd stay in bed and cover up my head.
I'd stay in bed and cover up my head.
If you were Nomad for the day..
Chezzie;742117 wrote: 1. Dress up in ladies clothes making sure I wore a basque, suspenders and a thong to really get the feel of it.
2. Spend 20 mins listening to myself pee whilst sitting down and painting my nails silver.
3. Ask a stranger if I can try their ice cream cone.
4. For a whole day put a word at the end of every sentence like 'Whoa!'.
5. Pick a spontaneous fight with a shrub, then get up and claim I were provoked.
6.Throw around an invisible ball and see if I can get people to join me in a game of catch.
7.Talk only in famous catchphrases from movies.
8. Stick blueberries up my nose and see how far I can shoot them .
9. Start hitting myself in the head and say, SHUT up all of you - SHUT UP especially you Jimbo.
10. Spend 10 minutes talking directly into a corner mailbox. Making sure people can hear me apologizing profusely, and promising to be good from now on, and calling the box "Babycakes." :wah:
oh yeah! you're a keeper!!!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
2. Spend 20 mins listening to myself pee whilst sitting down and painting my nails silver.
3. Ask a stranger if I can try their ice cream cone.
4. For a whole day put a word at the end of every sentence like 'Whoa!'.
5. Pick a spontaneous fight with a shrub, then get up and claim I were provoked.
6.Throw around an invisible ball and see if I can get people to join me in a game of catch.
7.Talk only in famous catchphrases from movies.
8. Stick blueberries up my nose and see how far I can shoot them .
9. Start hitting myself in the head and say, SHUT up all of you - SHUT UP especially you Jimbo.
10. Spend 10 minutes talking directly into a corner mailbox. Making sure people can hear me apologizing profusely, and promising to be good from now on, and calling the box "Babycakes." :wah:
oh yeah! you're a keeper!!!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Who are they to protest me? Who are they? Unless they've been me and been there and know what the hell they're yelling about!
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rambo
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rambo
If you were Nomad for the day..
oh, man.... if i were Nomad for a day. hmmmm.
well first of all, i wouldn't have to shave. that'd be GREAT. cuz shaving is a 3 hour ordeal for me. so i'd get to sleep in a little.
not that there will be much sleeping, hehehehehe. Have you seen his lady?? she's SMOKIN'!!
eventually the "voices" would start hollering and i would have to get up. I can't wait to see what it's like taking the meds Nomad does. My God. that'll be great.
i don't know that i will like having to wear the Tinfoil hat all day, but i'm sure i'll manage.
so... all that right there would take, what, 30 minutes?
i guess the rest of the day i would take my imaginary friends to the lake and feed the ducks, trying to convince them that Mankind would make decent slaves for the Galactic Mallard Empire.
well first of all, i wouldn't have to shave. that'd be GREAT. cuz shaving is a 3 hour ordeal for me. so i'd get to sleep in a little.
not that there will be much sleeping, hehehehehe. Have you seen his lady?? she's SMOKIN'!!
eventually the "voices" would start hollering and i would have to get up. I can't wait to see what it's like taking the meds Nomad does. My God. that'll be great.
i don't know that i will like having to wear the Tinfoil hat all day, but i'm sure i'll manage.
so... all that right there would take, what, 30 minutes?
i guess the rest of the day i would take my imaginary friends to the lake and feed the ducks, trying to convince them that Mankind would make decent slaves for the Galactic Mallard Empire.
Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view
Mind like a steel trap - Rusty and Illegal in 37 states.
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chonsigirl
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If you were Nomad for the day..
I would dance all day long, like his smilie guy.
If you were Nomad for the day..
i know what i'd do if i were Sheryl.....
stay in bed and play with "my" boobs ALL day.
that'd be sweet.
stay in bed and play with "my" boobs ALL day.
that'd be sweet.
Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view
Mind like a steel trap - Rusty and Illegal in 37 states.
If you were Nomad for the day..
:wah::wah:
So we gotta hide this thread, cause I don't want all my tinfoil disappearing if Nomad see's this. :-3
So we gotta hide this thread, cause I don't want all my tinfoil disappearing if Nomad see's this. :-3
"Girls are crazy! I'm not ever getting married, I can make my own sandwiches!"
my son
my son
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littlemissgiggle
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If you were Nomad for the day..
:wah:
If I were nomad for the day i would come up with useless suggestions
oh yes and wear his smiley expression,:wah:
and i would just chill :wah:
do you really look like that Nomie? :sneaky:
If I were nomad for the day i would come up with useless suggestions
oh yes and wear his smiley expression,:wah:
and i would just chill :wah:
do you really look like that Nomie? :sneaky:
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Tater Tazz
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If you were Nomad for the day..
If I were nomad for a day, I would not change a thing! I think nomad is perfect the way nomad is!
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Indian Princess
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If you were Nomad for the day..
Chezzie;742117 wrote: 1. Dress up in ladies clothes making sure I wore a basque, suspenders and a thong to really get the feel of it.
2. Spend 20 mins listening to myself pee whilst sitting down and painting my nails silver.
3. Ask a stranger if I can try their ice cream cone.
4. For a whole day put a word at the end of every sentence like 'Whoa!'.
5. Pick a spontaneous fight with a shrub, then get up and claim I were provoked.
6.Throw around an invisible ball and see if I can get people to join me in a game of catch.
7.Talk only in famous catchphrases from movies.
8. Stick blueberries up my nose and see how far I can shoot them .
9. Start hitting myself in the head and say, SHUT up all of you - SHUT UP especially you Jimbo.
10. Spend 10 minutes talking directly into a corner mailbox. Making sure people can hear me apologizing profusely, and promising to be good from now on, and calling the box "Babycakes." :wah:
LMAO!!!!!!!:wah::wah:
Nomie, I think your wonderful! Your not someone just a mother could love:wah:
You bring , life too the forum, sooooooooooo.....Can I borrow the Harlie, I'll put on some fake tats and look bitchin:sneaky:
2. Spend 20 mins listening to myself pee whilst sitting down and painting my nails silver.
3. Ask a stranger if I can try their ice cream cone.
4. For a whole day put a word at the end of every sentence like 'Whoa!'.
5. Pick a spontaneous fight with a shrub, then get up and claim I were provoked.
6.Throw around an invisible ball and see if I can get people to join me in a game of catch.
7.Talk only in famous catchphrases from movies.
8. Stick blueberries up my nose and see how far I can shoot them .
9. Start hitting myself in the head and say, SHUT up all of you - SHUT UP especially you Jimbo.
10. Spend 10 minutes talking directly into a corner mailbox. Making sure people can hear me apologizing profusely, and promising to be good from now on, and calling the box "Babycakes." :wah:
LMAO!!!!!!!:wah::wah:
Nomie, I think your wonderful! Your not someone just a mother could love:wah:
You bring , life too the forum, sooooooooooo.....Can I borrow the Harlie, I'll put on some fake tats and look bitchin:sneaky:
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RedGlitter
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If you were Nomad for the day..
If I were Nomad for a day, I'd ask that nice RedGlitter out on a trip to the local museum so we could talk about art! Yep. That's what I'd do. No tinfoil required. 