Who would be on your fantasy christmas dinner list

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 8:02 am

Ok So Christmas is nearly upon us...Who other than your close family would you like to share your Christmas Dinner with. For good conversation,eye candy, music, dance, food, fun and jokes etc...

You can pick 3 peeps:):-6

Havent thought much about this so off my head im thinking....

Micheal Palin to hear all about the word in 80 days

Peter Kaye cos I love him and he makes me laugh so much

Robbie Williams for a rendition of Angels and hes not bad to look at either..

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 8:31 am

Whittling it down to three is really hard.

Today's choice (tomorrow I may change my mind - what? I'm female, it's what we do)

for eye candy and maybe rumpy pumpy if I were lucky - Richard Armitage (drool)

for conversation - my bestest buddy in the whole world Sue who I see rarely but we pick up where we left off every time!

for entertainment - Morecombe and Wise (I know it's two but you can't have one without the other), they can keep the oldies distracted whilst I smuggle the eye candy off for desert:sneaky:

lemon_and_mint · Post by **lemon_and_mint** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 8:50 am

my three beautiful pussycats, if i could have them alive again for one day i would be overjoyed.

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 8:51 am

:wah:Nice choices Immy, yes I agree 3 isnt enuff lol

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 8:54 am

lemon_and_mint;742603 wrote: my three beautiful pussycats, if i could have them alive again for one day i would be overjoyed.

Awww thats sweet Lemon, I sometimes prefer my dog to some people so i understand totally where your coming from hun x:-6

Post by **spot** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 9:35 am

That's easy I reckon. They can consider this post to be their formal invitation.

Mikhail Gorbachev is an absolute must and he has to bring a balalaika with him.

Billy Bragg because he's local and he can play the balalaika.

And George Carey, the one-time Baby-Eating Bishop of Bath and Wells, to balance the conversation and spice things up with a few jokes.

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 2:25 pm

lots of testosterone round your dining table Spot:wah:

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 2:29 pm

I would want the man that I'm in love with....and two other beefy men just for funzies!:yh_drool:yh_drool:yh_dance:yh_dance

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 2:31 pm

Do they have to be alive ?

I wouldnt mind if they were dead as long as they were interesting when they were alive.

Id have to prop them up I suppose.

Post by **spot** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 2:33 pm

Chezzie;742760 wrote: lots of testosterone round your dining table Spot:wah:

It's a common failing of Archbishops of Canterbury, they should have learned all-in wrestling when they were younger instead of pretending to favour Christian charity that's what I say. Those episcopal crooks (I refer here to the long hooked sticks they carry around, not their archdeacons) were never meant for attacking recalcitrant parishioners but they keep using them that way.

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 2:38 pm

lemon_and_mint;742603 wrote: my three beautiful pussycats, if i could have them alive again for one day i would be overjoyed.
Oh.....that moved me so much..........sorry but I just had to say that.

3 people..........ok...........Barbra Streisand so I could sing with her

Paul ..........Lily Savage lol..........love that guy

My mother who is no longer here.........to make up for all those lost Christmas's ..........

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 2:41 pm

Imladris;742594 wrote: Whittling it down to three is really hard.

Today's choice (tomorrow I may change my mind - what? I'm female, it's what we do)

for eye candy and maybe rumpy pumpy if I were lucky - Richard Armitage (drool)

for conversation - my bestest buddy in the whole world Sue who I see rarely but we pick up where we left off every time!

for entertainment - Morecombe and Wise (I know it's two but you can't have one without the other), they can keep the oldies distracted whilst I smuggle the eye candy off for desert:sneaky:
I appreciate the invite but my wifes name is Cindy, although she does say Morecombaby often..

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 3:00 pm

Nomad;742764 wrote: Do they have to be alive ?

I wouldnt mind if they were dead as long as they were interesting when they were alive.

Id have to prop them up I suppose.

its YOUR fantasy list Nommie, you can choose whoever, living or not x:-6

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 3:01 pm

YZGI;742773 wrote: I appreciate the invite but my wifes name is Cindy, although she does say Morecombaby often..

:wah::wah::wah::wah: so darn rude but very funny :wah

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 4:02 pm

Hmmm... only three?

Sam Kinison, Confederate General Robert E. Lee, and... uhmm... my Gramma on dad's side.

or

Nomad, Sheryl, and the gardener formerly known as Floppy

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 4:23 pm

I would love to have my three special friends from Forum Garden, whom I've never met. I think they would know who I mean

:-4 I think we would raise a riot !:D

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 4:29 pm

G#Gill;742844 wrote: I would love to have my three special friends from Forum Garden, whom I've never met. I think they would know who I mean

:-4 I think we would raise a riot !:D

Awwwww how lovely would that be Gill x:-6

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 4:48 pm

Chezzie;742792 wrote: its YOUR fantasy list Nommie, you can choose whoever, living or not x:-6

Can I have the undead ?

You know like zombies.

What about people in coma's ?

Animals ?

Mr Ed is dead but I wouldnt mind.

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 5:14 pm

Nomad;742857 wrote: Can I have the undead ?

You know like zombies.

What about people in coma's ?

Animals ?

Mr Ed is dead but I wouldnt mind.

Ill have you know I have fond memories of watching Mr Ed with my dear nannie and pop who are sadly no longer with us, Loved watching that then I love Lucy...

horse is a horse

of course, of course

and no one can talk to horse, of course.

That is, of course,

unless the horse

is the famous Mister Ed.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 5:16 pm

So is that ok or not ?

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 5:23 pm

Nomad;742871 wrote: So is that ok or not ?

definatly ok Nommie, no rules hun, its your fantasy lol...:-6

Post by **spot** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 5:44 pm

jimbo;742836 wrote: and jesus i would just search for enlightenment and to understand gods purpose for man :-6:-6 then if i got bored he could turn the water into wine and then he could perform miracle cures stephen and spot.......

You know, I think we'd raise more public outrage by crucifying Steven Hawking this time round. After dinner though, not before, I'd obviously want to have the conversation first.

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 8:43 pm

Chezzie;742869 wrote: Ill have you know I have fond memories of watching Mr Ed with my dear nannie and pop who are sadly no longer with us, Loved watching that then I love Lucy...

horse is a horse

of course, of course

and no one can talk to horse, of course.

That is, of course,

unless the horse

is the famous Mister Ed.

Wiilllllbbbbuuurrrrr

I LOVE Mr. Ed too!!!:-4:-4:-4

nvalleyvee · Post by **nvalleyvee** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 8:59 pm

It would be all 6 kids of our kids and our grandchildren.

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 9:14 pm

Obviously my first choice would be family and then friends.

But since this is fantasy, I would choose Carlos Mencia, Albert Einstein and Madame Bovary. I don't know how that would go over but it would be interesting.

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 2:10 am

jimbo;742985 wrote: you are right spot

and jesus would probably get nicked by customs and excise for bootlegged wine in to water

and if he fed the 5000 with fish he would break the EEC'S fishing quota and the whole of the UK fishermen would be in trouble

his second coming is going to be a lot harder than the first

alas the same cant be said for yours truly

:wah::wah::wah: great answer Jimbo...almost makes me feel that your.....dare I say it.......Intellectual and knowledgeable but hey, you dont fool me, I knows google is a morons best friend:wah::wah:

kayleneaussie · Post by **kayleneaussie** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 2:24 am

I would have Carol, Kaz and Gill....what a hoot that would be

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 2:36 am

Here's Jimbo, Jess, wisey, dubs, spot and Bryn waiting to serve you Kay

WHAT A FANTASY LINE UP THAT IS :wah::wah::wah:

kayleneaussie · Post by **kayleneaussie** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 2:57 am

[QUOTE=Chezzie;743004]Here's Jimbo, Jess, wisey, dubs, spot and Bryn waiting to serve you Kay

WHAT A FANTASY LINE UP THAT IS :wah::wah::wah:

[/QUO

OH THAT IS SOOOOOOOOO GOOD :yh_rotfl

kinks · Post by **kinks** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 3:03 am

Sorry but i can't stick to just 3

Mine would have to be, Leo dicaprio, Peter Kay and all my friends from FG :-4

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 3:15 am

Boxing Day list, well Christmas lasts longer than just one day!!

For nookie (after lunch of course) the always wonderful Viggo Mortensen - as Aragorn 'cos he's really skilled with his weapon:sneaky::sneaky:

For conversation Spot

To cook for us all - I was going to say Nigella but she's far too good looking so I'll have Gordon Ramsay

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 3:50 pm

I would like to have Christmas dinner with any FG buddy , including poor nomad, who insists he "sees dead people."

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 2:27 pm

jimbo;743560 wrote: HOW ABOUT ME I HEAR DEAF PEOPLE

Sure...just bring Suzy with ya.

Kathy Ellen · Post by **Kathy Ellen** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 2:46 pm

Sam Kinison *As quoted by Wolverine

Ahhhh Wolverine, I love, love, love Sam Kinison and was devistated to hear of his accident. I was listening to the radio late at night and heard that he was in a car accident. I cried all night.

I used to watch him on the Howard Stern Show on K-Rock.....Those were the good times to listen to Howard rag on Sam, Joe Walsh, Dee Snider, The Belz, Jessica ....I could go on and on.