Party For Gill,kaz,kay,pam.jim,kinks,chez,red,kathy,lemony,r ed,abbey

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 5:10 pm

So here I am at the FOC Xmas party. Oh my God theres Gill........(shes as drunk as a skunk) doing the can can...........what a sight ffs. Oh look theres Jim an Suzy.Ahhhh she looks so nice and even he looks ok...except his still got his slippers on.........gawd how common can you get!!!Kaz is sitting quietly...........ang on..shes got a laptop with her fgs..........oh she must be on the Arcade..........talking of which theres Abbey.....I know its her as she is playing cards with one hand and playing checkers with the other.Thats gotta be Red.....shes sitting down reading up on all her threads.........that will keep her busy lol.Oh gawd theres Kay..........Scotch in one hand and a baby in the other...funny shes not as old as I thought she would look, oops sorry shes got a big hat on and I couldnt see her face to well....now I have............oh dont she look old!!!!Thats gotta be Pam talking to her..........abit glam aint she.....gotta watch her as I dont want to be overtaken in the glam department.Oh my goodness theres Donna with her dishy Doc.................cor wouldnt mind him looking at me woman probs!!!!;)Ahhhh theres Kathy shes so nice....shes talking to Chezzie who looks like shes half cut...............either that or she just likes eating the chicken bones.....oh theres Kinks with her babies...bless.....shes trying to come between Lemony and Kaz who is off her chair now and fighting Lemony for the last bit of ice cream.Oh look ...wow..PC is doing an Irish Jig.......cor shes good...Oh well Im going to have a drink now and see if anybody else turns up;)

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 5:38 pm

Carol you absolute NUTTER woman :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Post by **spot** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 5:42 pm

Christmas parties terrify me and now I remember why!

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 5:44 pm

G#Gill;744357 wrote: Carol you absolute NUTTER woman :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:As normal dear................yer on the floor!!!!!!:wah::wah::wah:;)

Kathy Ellen · Post by **Kathy Ellen** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 5:45 pm

And why luv Spot:-4????

Post by **spot** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 5:49 pm

Look at them! It's like an Amazonian pool full of piranha!

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 5:50 pm

spot;744362 wrote: Christmas parties terrify me and now I remember why!Oh come on Spot I saw you making a play for Gill but I didnt want to say anyfing.Ere it was like Romeo and Juliet revisited...ahhhhhhhhh:rolleyes:;)

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 5:51 pm

spot;744367 wrote: Look at them! It's like an Amazonian pool full of piranha!

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Kathy Ellen · Post by **Kathy Ellen** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 5:52 pm

Oh Spot, We Just luvs ya.

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 5:56 pm

spot;744367 wrote: Look at them! It's like an Amazonian pool full of piranha!OI!!!!! I heard that Spot......just cause Gill never let you get yer wicked way with her cause she couldnt even stand up the poor old dear yer being nasty......typical man!!!!!!:rolleyes:;)

Post by **spot** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 6:00 pm

Carolly;744368 wrote: Oh come on Spot I saw you making a play for Gill but I didnt want to say anyfing.Ere it was like Romeo and Juliet revisited...ahhhhhhhhh:rolleyes:;)

She speaks yet she says nothing: what of that?

Her eye discourses; I will answer it.

I am too bold, 'tis not to me she speaks:

Two of the fairest stars in all the heaven,

Having some business, do entreat her eyes

To twinkle in their spheres till they return.

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 6:08 pm

spot;744374 wrote: She speaks yet she says nothing: what of that?

Her eye discourses; I will answer it.

I am too bold, 'tis not to me she speaks:

Two of the fairest stars in all the heaven,

Having some business, do entreat her eyes

To twinkle in their spheres till they return.Yer right I totally agree

(what the bleedin ells he on about ffs???);)

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 6:17 pm

spot;744374 wrote: She speaks yet she says nothing: what of that?

Her eye discourses; I will answer it.

I am too bold, 'tis not to me she speaks:

Two of the fairest stars in all the heaven,

Having some business, do entreat her eyes

To twinkle in their spheres till they return.

But to be frank, and give it thee again, and yet I wish but for the thing I have:

My bounty is as boundless as the sea,

My love as deep; the more I give to thee,

The more I have, for both are infinite.

I hear some noise within; dear love adieu !

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 6:19 pm

Thanks Carol! Pleased to be here! :-4

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 6:22 pm

G#Gill;744381 wrote: But to be frank, and give it thee again, and yet I wish but for the thing I have:

My bounty is as boundless as the sea,

My love as deep; the more I give to thee,

The more I have, for both are infinite.

I hear some noise within; dear love adieu !Flipping eck shes bleedin started now.......................tart!!!:wah::wah::wah:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 6:25 pm

RedGlitter;744382 wrote: Thanks Carol! Pleased to be here! :-4Ere Red........Clark Gable an Vivian Leigh.....Im sure those two are them reincarnated.....what you reckon???;)

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 6:29 pm

Carolly;744385 wrote: Ere Red........Clark Gable an Vivian Leigh.....Im sure those two are them reincarnated.....what you reckon???;)
Could be...could be...

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 6:37 pm

Pheasy staggers into the party. Looking for Carolly. Pheasy is pissed that she was not invited and is ready to fight Carolly. Pheasy spots Carolly in the corner, grabs a cream pie and staggers towards her ..... Gill steps forward 'where you going birdy - you seem like you have an attitude'. Pheasy stops and looks at Gill .....

what happens next? :wah:

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 6:39 pm

ThePheasant;744389 wrote: Pheasy staggers into the party. Looking for Carolly. Pheasy is pissed that she was not invited and is ready to fight Carolly. Pheasy spots Carolly in the corner, grabs a cream pie and staggers towards her ..... Gill steps forward 'where you going birdy - you seem like you have an attitude'. Pheasy stops and looks at Gill .....

what happens next? :wah:

*Red comes passing through with a huge plate of buffalo wings*

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 6:43 pm

ThePheasant;744389 wrote: Pheasy staggers into the party. Looking for Carolly. Pheasy is pissed that she was not invited and is ready to fight Carolly. Pheasy spots Carolly in the corner, grabs a cream pie and staggers towards her ..... Gill steps forward 'where you going birdy - you seem like you have an attitude'. Pheasy stops and looks at Gill .....

what happens next? :wah:I thought you couldn't make it Pheasy being Xmas and everyone wants to eat you ffs...........I reckoned youd be frightened to come.Blimey yer a right good looking old bird aint you.....oh dont worry about Gill she dont even know what day it is ffs............shes in love anyway with schhhhhh you know who:wah:............just one fing babe......dont eat that sandwich............yer brother could be in it:wah::wah::rolleyes:;)

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 6:45 pm

RedGlitter;744391 wrote: *Red comes passing through with a huge plate of buffalo wings*
Now Red dont be greedy...youve already eaten the bleedin turkey!!!!:rolleyes:;)

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 6:48 pm

She tripped over the look that Pheasy was giving Gill and sprawled her length - the buffalo wings flew into kaz's lap.............

what happened next ?

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 6:52 pm

G#Gill;744400 wrote: She tripped over the look that Pheasy was giving Gill and sprawled her length - the buffalo wings flew into kaz's lap.............

what happened next ?Oh hell now look whats happened............the wings are full of Ice Cream.............Kaz dont eat em woman............Gill ave a word with her.....she finks its cream cheese ffs she will make herself ill..........to late.....oh my God its gone everywhere....all over Kay............oh its only her so thats alright then:wah::wah::wah::wah:

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 6:54 pm

CAROL PLEASE GO TO BED WOMAN, YOU'VE GOT TO BE UP AGAIN IN TWO HOURS YOU NUTTER !!!!!!!!!!!

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 7:00 pm

Listen....Reds now dancing an throwing herself everywhere.....Pheasy keeps looking at those sandwiches crying........Gills doing hop scotches all round the bleedin place....Kays singing and she sounds like a bloody fog horn...Kaz is telling everybody she loves them inbetween throwing up...........cant see Chez...fink shes passed out.........Kinks is trying to look after everyone with Kathy....Jim an Suzy are sitting holding hands....hope its his hand shes got...me eyes aint to good these days......all the others are in the garden....gawd knows what there upto.........look I have to go an have a lay down this is all to much for a quiet English Rose like me.......see you later .....just carry on with the party but behave ffs ok!!!!!!;)

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 7:04 pm

G#Gill;744404 wrote: CAROL PLEASE GO TO BED WOMAN, YOU'VE GOT TO BE UP AGAIN IN TWO HOURS YOU NUTTER !!!!!!!!!!!Go away....Im at a party aint I woman.................I dunno some people:-5:mad::rolleyes:;)

kayleneaussie · Post by **kayleneaussie** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 7:22 pm

BLOODY HELL WOMAN I LEAVE YOU ALONE FOR A FEW HOURS TO GO SHOPPING AND I COME BACK AND YA HAVING A PARTY :yh_dance

OH BY THE WAY MY UGLY SISTER HAVE YA LOOKED IN THE MIRROR LATELY.....AT LEAST MINE DOSENT CRACK......NOW GO GET ME ANOTHER SCOTCH HIC HIC :p

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 11:29 pm

*Red passes through the other way with another plate of buffalo wings, munching right along*

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 11:45 pm

AussiePam gazes upon the throng from her little hideaway up the gum tree in the garden. She is wearing a gold silk Chanel frock which sets off to perfection the bubbles in her Bolly. Her feet are bare. She has a perfect view of the merriment below and is smiling inscrutably.

:sneaky:

kinks · Post by **kinks** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 12:53 am

Kinks had enough looking after everyone, so she calls on hubby to take the kids home....downs A LOT more drinks and decides to do a little strip tease for everyone....................WHAT?..............where's everybody gone

kinks put her clothes back on, so everyone comes back and enjoys the party :wah:

littlemissgiggle · Post by **littlemissgiggle** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 3:24 am

:wah:

Giggle walks into the party with 2 bottles of bubble,

sets them down and starts strutting her stuff on the dance floor before she knows it there is rotten fruit flying at her.

rubbish!!! rubbish!!!

she picks her self back up wipes herself down and not one to be defeated carrys on dancing :p

kayleneaussie · Post by **kayleneaussie** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 3:30 am

While Giggle is strutting her stuff on the dance floor with the rotten fruit hanging off her cool clothes along comes Kay and grabs one of her bottles of bubbley and hides behind Carol. :sneaky:

kinks · Post by **kinks** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 4:16 am

Kinks sneakly, crawls up behind kay,makes her jump.....Kay drops the bottle and kinks catches it, then does a runner and hides under one of the table, where she finds chezzie and a few empty bottles of her own

kayleneaussie · Post by **kayleneaussie** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 4:35 am

kAY LOOKS AROUND AND GIGGLES IS STILL ON THE DANCE FLOOR SO SHE STEALS THE OTHER BOTTLE AND JOINS KINKS UNDER THE TABLE DESPITE THE FACT SHE NICKED MY STOLEN BOTTLE:driving:

littlemissgiggle · Post by **littlemissgiggle** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 4:45 am

The DJ has started playing boring songs so Giggle wakes up and looks around for

her bottles of bubble that seem to have walked under a table across the room.:wah:

she starts to walk over to the table to pick them back up and she is about to pull up the table cloth to look underneath when she hears two bangs of corks popping and one hits on the head and knocks her flat on the floor :-2

kinks · Post by **kinks** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 4:45 am

:wah::wah:

Kinks is happy to have Kay join her.....the more the merrier...but then, Giggle slips on another bit of the rotten fruit and.......SPLAT......right next to the table we are hiding under.........BUSTED

kinks · Post by **kinks** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 4:59 am

littlemissgiggle;744521 wrote: The DJ has started playing boring songs so Giggle wakes up and looks around for

her bottles of bubble that seem to have walked under a table across the room.:wah:

she starts to walk over to the table to pick them back up and she is about to pull up the table cloth to look underneath when she hears two bangs of corks popping and one hits on the head and knocks her flat on the floor :-2

your version was better :wah:

kayleneaussie · Post by **kayleneaussie** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:18 am

Along comes Carol to the rescue, as she bends down to help giggles off the floor..........omg......her wig falls off and she is completley bald. Kay has another swig of her bubbley as does Kinks to stop the burst of laughter we feel coming:yh_rotfl

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:21 am

Just at that moment Gill notices some wide eyed faces at the window, she staggers to the door, opens it and beckons El Guapo, Spot and Mikeinie to join the party.................El G spies Kaz doin a lap dance near to Jimbo and makes a bee-line towards her, his eyes bulging, mouth drooling in anticipation.......................the second bottle's cork flies through the open door and catches Pam causing her to fall from her tree SPLAT on top of MrsK, and Joan who were watching in amazement all the antics going on inside !!!..............................Helen and Neffy, hearing all the jovial noise were making their way up the pathway to join in the fun..............Neffy tripped over her JJ rotty pulling Helen down SPLAT into some trifle that had been dropped just outside the door................................

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:27 am

Carol, in disgust, staggers off to sleep it off, picking up her wig and grrrrrrrrrrrrr ing as she crawls behind the sofa to collapse in a drunken stupor................she peeps over the back of the sofa and mutters that she will be back when she has got over her hangover...............................................

littlemissgiggle · Post by **littlemissgiggle** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:32 am

this sounds like a falling over party :wah:

Giggle is woken up by JJ licking her face in excitment she gives him a big hug and stands up to find Kinks and Kay on the floor hiccuping whilst swigging the two bottles of bubbly :wah:

and a bald Carol

kinks · Post by **kinks** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:36 am

Gill notices a bottle of bubbley that has been left and disappears for about 20 minutes.......she then reappears waving her knicker in the air, shouting....."has anyone dropped their hanky" :wah:

kayleneaussie · Post by **kayleneaussie** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:37 am

I n walks Abbey in her arcade uniform and Gill staggers over towards her but slips on the cork left on the floor and lands on El G's lap

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:39 am

chezzie opens one eye..doesnt recognise the duvet then

yes its all coming back to her, its not a duvet its a tablecloth, shes underneath a table at Carollys xmas party and has sobered up a little, but aaaaaaaargggggghhhhhh was the hell........ohhhhh Nooooooooo not Chukky ewwwwwwww...No Chezzie hasnt spewed she realises that as Spot and Nommie refuted her sexual advances she cuddled up to one of Carollys most scariest dollies

Chukkin (hah hah) it to one side, she smoooths down her tight..skin tight leather cat suit and shimmies over to to Nommie to see if he has a bone she can chew on...Did Red give him any wings???.......:wah:

Carolly darling, I love you for this, brightened up my dull day no end , thanks hun xxxx:-4:-4

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:47 am

Chezzie, it's Christmas and FG is having fun ! That's what it's all about...........but shhhhhhhh, don't wake Carol up yet - she's gotta recover from her hangover matey :wah::wah:

Giggle of course it's a 'fallin down party' !!!! We've .....hic....hic.... all been drinkin 'fallin down water'......... hic........:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

kinks · Post by **kinks** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:52 am

Pheasy and pinkchick are dancing to the birdy song and Red has eaten so much chicken wings, she decides she might as well join them.

Kathy is doing her speciality......pole dance.....Kaz is trying to do limbo under jimbo, where he is slouched with his head on one chair and legs on the other.

kinks, kay, chezzie and giggle decided to move on from the bubbley and started knocking back shots........Angel is still going strong and doing a very hyper dance, nearly knocking everyone out of the way......not sure about carol, can just see her head poking out from behind the sofa, deciding weather she is ready to carry on

kinks · Post by **kinks** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:53 am

Where did Gill get to...has anyone seen her...hope she's put her knickers back on :wah:

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 6:49 am

Gill was hunting for her knickers when she came across the fellas playing strip poker with MrsK, Helen, Kathy, Joan and Abbey - in the far corner of the room - guess who was winning !!!!! ..........................................

Fellas always reckon they can play poker better than the ladies and it's just getting to an interesting stage, so Gill hung on to watch the fun :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 7:09 am

Jimbo, Spot and Nommie loose all their dosh and try and entertain the ladies instead....

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kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 7:11 am

:wah::wah:well Gill first of all i cant even dance to the makarana never mind do lap dancing. And Carol, i NEVER throw up:wah: and im certainly not drunk, now someone pass me a Tin & Gonic please (hic) oo them buffallo wings are rifting up on me:rolleyes: