Party For Gill,kaz,kay,pam.jim,kinks,chez,red,kathy,lemony,r ed,abbey

kinks · Post by **kinks** » Sun Dec 23, 2007 5:50 pm

lemon_and_mint;745594 wrote: kinks

completely off topic meant to tell you ages ago

i love that catty in the wreath circle you have on your posts with the twinkling going on, really sweet.:wah:

Awww, thanks Lemon, that's very sweet of you.......i've not spoken to you much....been meaning to strike up conversation with you, love to get to know you better. Who knows...maybe i'll i'll get to know about some ice cream that i've never heard of before :wah:

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sun Dec 23, 2007 7:08 pm

AussiePam slithers gracefully down from the gum tree branch where she had been having a decorative - and decorous - kip, looking soignee and generally unruffled.. well maybe a tiny bit ruffled, but nothing that a small glass of champers won't fix. She is delicately and modestly wrapped in a towel - from Lagerfeld - and beneath that she suddenly realises she is wearing nothing except a tasteful diamond necklace from Tiffanys and of course her Chanel .. er Chanel No 5!!!!!

In a flash, :sneaky:, she remembers what happened to the little gold frock she borrowed from L&M and the little frothy lacy unmentionable things normally worn beneath such little golden frocks. Some bloke wanted to try them on, or was he just trying something on?... but who was it??? Which FG male could squeeze into a Size 6??? And eighteen inch heel strappy little sandals...???? She'd keep her eyes open - he should be easy to spot anyway!!!

Morning all !!!! Christmas Eve here, and I had the funniest dream about an elf wandering about in a gold frock... I was dreaming, wasn't I??? I mean have any of you seen anyone hereabouts in very high strappy sandals, of a reasonably seasonably male persuasion???? Hic

I think I could do with a little drop of champers. Just to revitalise me accoutrements!!

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 6:16 am

At that moment Gill came tottering into the garden, bags under her eyes big enough to carry all her Christmas presents. She told Pam she had noticed a diminutive elf-like person, dressed in a little gold number and teetering in very high strappy sandals, being unceremoniuosly lobbed into the boot of a police car !:wah: Pam looked a little crestfallen then went through the door in search of something else to wear to cover her embarrassment. People were gradually uncurling themselves and struggling from under tables, behind sofas, groping on the floor looking for their various bits of clothing, tripping over empty bottles and cans and sliding on squashed sandwiches and smeared trifle. What a state! Abbey and Mrsk were supporting Kathy Ellen who, strangely, was wearing a Manchester United shirt! Kinks, Lemony and Chezzie were trying to revive a comatose Jimbo. Kaz, Carol and Kay, arms linked for mutual support were hiccuping their way slowly towards the door.:rolleyes: Pinkchick was still performing her Irish Jig, albeit more slowly with frequent pauses and Mikeiene trying desperately to do a Michael Flatley interpretation and catching El guapo a fourpenny one in his peat bog with a high kick. Then in the far corner in deep but slurred discussion about something political was Red Glitter, Spot and Nomad - apparently oblivious of the debris all around them. Angel, Helen and Neffy were trying to help Pheasy, who had fallen asleep on the loo, while Sue and Joan were singing 'God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen' with Giggley singing descant. Gill met Kaz, Carol and Kay in the doorway and they all turned round just in time to see Pam zipping up a leopard skin cat-suit she had found under one of the chairs. They waved to everybody in the room -----:yh_wave

"HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY !!! THAT WAS A BRILLIANT PARTY !!! SEE YOU ALL AGAIN FOR THE NEW YEAR PARTY !!! " :sneaky:

The four of them turned and staggered falteringly down the path to the road and home, for a much needed sleep.

lemon_and_mint · Post by **lemon_and_mint** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 6:54 am

Everyone left.

Like the good party guest she is, lemon decided that it was unfair to leave Carol to pick up all this mess when she came back.

Crawling about under the sink, she discovered some garbage bags, some cleaning products and some dusters.

Wrinkling her nose, she began cleaning, but it looked like this might take some time............

littlemissgiggle · Post by **littlemissgiggle** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 6:57 am

:wah: I was cleaning also sweeping up all the rubbish,

do i look like cinderella :p

lemon_and_mint · Post by **lemon_and_mint** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 6:58 am

oh hi lilmissgiggle

There is so much cleaning to be done - i didnt see you under all the debris:)!!!!

littlemissgiggle · Post by **littlemissgiggle** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 7:02 am

:wah: its the hair isn't it makes me look like rubbish :wah:

i will make a cup of tea while we are cleaning,

2 spoons of ice cream for you and 2 sugars for me.

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 7:05 am

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

littlemissgiggle · Post by **littlemissgiggle** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 7:07 am

G#Gill;745871 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

stop laughing you :wah:

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 7:07 am

G#Gill;745871 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

what ya laughing at:-3:rolleyes:i think shes still drunk:rolleyes::wah:

lemon_and_mint · Post by **lemon_and_mint** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 7:12 am

littlemissgiggle;745867 wrote: :wah: its the hair isn't it makes me look like rubbish :wah:

i will make a cup of tea while we are cleaning,

2 spoons of ice cream for you and 2 sugars for me.

if you can find the kettle!!!!:wah:

lemon_and_mint · Post by **lemon_and_mint** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 7:13 am

kinks;745595 wrote: Awww, thanks Lemon, that's very sweet of you.......i've not spoken to you much....been meaning to strike up conversation with you, love to get to know you better. Who knows...maybe i'll i'll get to know about some ice cream that i've never heard of before :wah:

well maybe after christmas, kinks you and i will have a good old natter, think of something you want to talk about then.............

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 7:13 am

Hi you three ! Thanks Lemony and Giggly for your help ----- it is much hic appreciated !!!;) :-4

It's the thought hic of icecream in tea :yh_sick:yh_rotfl

Hi Kaz, get on with your cooking Mrs :wah::wah:

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 7:16 am

G#Gill;745881 wrote: Hi you three ! Thanks Lemony and Giggly for your help ----- it is much hic appreciated !!! :-4

It's the thought hic of icecream in tea :yh_sick

Hi Kaz, get on with your cooking Mrs :wah:

Things are well in hand gill, and is a bit too early to start some of the stuff yet. I've got a poorly eye now as well:-1 dunno whats wrong with it,, its all bloodshot and it hurts a bit:-3

WEll done Giggly and lemon on clearing up.. first drinks are free for you two next time:D

lemon_and_mint · Post by **lemon_and_mint** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 7:20 am

kazalala;745882 wrote: Things are well in hand gill, and is a bit too early to start some of the stuff yet. I've got a poorly eye now as well:-1 dunno whats wrong with it,, its all bloodshot and it hurts a bit:-3

WEll done Giggly and lemon on clearing up.. first drinks are free for you two next time:D

You have a poorly eye?

That will teach you not to slump about over a christmas tree - they have sharp needles!:sneaky:

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 7:24 am

lemon_and_mint;745883 wrote: You have a poorly eye?

That will teach you not to slump about over a christmas tree - they have sharp needles!:sneaky:

:wah::wah:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 7:45 am

Just popped in to see if you lot are behaving..............mind you I should have known you wouldnt be ......Gill ffs woman put that man down .....didnt know you could do those positions at your age:rolleyes:Look I cant stop but hope you all have a great xmas and hope to be back at the party Thurday evening for awhile.So I better go............oh gawd theres Kay..............what a state as well fank gawd Kaz is sober.........as if!!!!!:wah:;)

kayleneaussie · Post by **kayleneaussie** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 7:52 am

awwww that darn Carol she is always blaming me for something when she is drunk, think I will go find Gill and help her with the cleaning up but only if she has her knickers on..... hi there giggles get off the darn floor and come and help me:yh_party

littlemissgiggle · Post by **littlemissgiggle** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 8:01 am

thanks everyone,

it really is looking good again,

i just need to pick up the huge christmas tree and rearrange it and then

take off and wash all the table cloths chairs and tables,

pick the chairs up off the floor along with the bodies left on them :wah:

most of the sweeping is done now and Lemon and Mint is doing a lovely job cleaning everything up.

Pam is looking good in her cat suit and kinks has bags under her eyes,

chezzie has lost her top and giving all the boys a bit of a site :wah:

Nomad is still wearing a bra and knickers over the top of his trousers with lipstick on

:p

hoxtonchris · Post by **hoxtonchris** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 8:12 am

hi all carols chris here ,hope its ok to gate crash this bachanalian do !looking round for carol but having trouble stepping over all the bodies on the floor.some drunk as skunks,some half naked .and some all of the above.gill and kay seem to be enjoying jimbos company and he has a big grin where a face should be.carols found a bowl of jellied eels,wont stop her smacking her lips for hours.pam is on the table i see with kinks both doin a dance to the stripper tune,and giggles has joined in to so time for me to go as the 3 ladies on the table are down to their smalls and carol dont like me to see too much flesh at my age.bye all happyxmas ,dont do nuthin you cant do whilst riding a bike!

lemon_and_mint · Post by **lemon_and_mint** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 8:17 am

littlemissgiggle;745910 wrote: thanks everyone,

it really is looking good again,

i just need to pick up the huge christmas tree and rearrange it and then

take off and wash all the table cloths chairs and tables,

pick the chairs up off the floor along with the bodies left on them :wah:

most of the sweeping is done now and Lemon and Mint is doing a lovely job cleaning everything up.

Pam is looking good in her cat suit and kinks has bags under her eyes,

chezzie has lost her top and giving all the boys a bit of a site :wah:

Nomad is still wearing a bra and knickers over the top of his trousers with lipstick on

:p

This carpet hasnt survived - Ive cleaned it twice - but itll never be the pristine white it once was..........

kinks · Post by **kinks** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 9:46 am

Carolly;745904 wrote: Just popped in to see if you lot are behaving..............mind you I should have known you wouldnt be ......Gill ffs woman put that man down .....didnt know you could do those positions at your age:rolleyes:Look I cant stop but hope you all have a great xmas and hope to be back at the party Thurday evening for awhile.So I better go............oh gawd theres Kay..............what a state as well fank gawd Kaz is sober.........as if!!!!!:wah:;)

Hope you have a great christmas too and will look forward to the newyear party :sneaky::)

kinks · Post by **kinks** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 9:48 am

Is there anything left t clean guys, i've not long woke up.......oooooowww, i'll just have a swig of this tea first......yuk......lemon ice cream?........this must be yours lemony :wah:

littlemissgiggle · Post by **littlemissgiggle** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 12:52 pm

plenty still to do Hun

you can rearrange the decorations on the tree if you want and we need a ladder to put the fairy back on the tree :wah:

snowballs all round too

kayleneaussie · Post by **kayleneaussie** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 2:10 pm

Hey cheezie and pam hubby needs help putting lateshas xmas pressie together, put down your drinks and come help him before he goes mad

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 2:17 pm

I know that syndrome.. good luck.. And Happy Christmas to all. We have one totally hyperactive six year old bouncing around - Santa did come... grin. Take care, everyone and have a wonderful day!!!

mrsK · Post by **mrsK** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 2:06 pm

Hope you all had a lovely day yesterday/today:-4

It's party time today, after lunch,my dearly beloved has a birthday today.

We are going to our sons place for drinks:-6:-6

littlemissgiggle · Post by **littlemissgiggle** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 3:43 pm

Have a lovely time tonight hun,

i hope santa was good to you :-4

mrsK · Post by **mrsK** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 1:01 am

littlemissgiggle;746558 wrote: Have a lovely time tonight hun,

i hope santa was good to you :-4

Party has been going since 2pm.

I have come home as I am babysitting tonight.Just been asked.I will go & get the baby soon,just made the cot up .

The boys are in fine form.:yh_party

Thanks giggle.

Santa was very,very kind to me.

I have a return airfare to Sydney & Melbourne.Lucky spoilt me.

Hope santa was just as kind to you as well:-4:-6:-6

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 3:04 am

What a lovely gift, MrsK!!!

We gotta gather strength now for New Year celebrations. I had a vague look through recipe books the other day, but am going to have a few quiet days - I hope - before heading back into the kitchen...

lemon_and_mint · Post by **lemon_and_mint** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 4:39 am

AussiePam;746188 wrote: I know that syndrome.. good luck.. And Happy Christmas to all. We have one totally hyperactive six year old bouncing around - Santa did come... grin. Take care, everyone and have a wonderful day!!!

AWW.

I said to my sister that it would be lovely just for once to see christmas through a childs eyes again. feel that anticipation and belief and amazement.

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 10:21 am

Oh gawd nobodies here except Lemony.........bet the old bill have taken them away........oh gawd I can see it now........front page in The News Of The World......FOCers done for making complete pratts of themselves on the internet ........oh the shame.......Im hiding.......bye!!!:driving:

:p

littlemissgiggle · Post by **littlemissgiggle** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 12:19 pm

oi you come back here and speak to this police officer :p

he wants to know why he has just been thrown a pair of knickers :wah:

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 12:23 pm

I know the Old Bill big chief, Carol... wink wink... and no charges got laid... :sneaky:

Everyone's been let out and they're all down at the Wimpy Bar tucking into egg chip butties and bacon sarnies smothered in ketchup.

As fer moi, I'm having brekkie at the Ritz*, as usual. Would you care to join me? Put on your tiara.

*Only place in the world I've ever actually been thrown out of. No I lie, there was that Native American casino in Taos, New Mexico...

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 12:42 pm

Phew......giggles there the tarts drawers..........oops sorry I mean Gills......mind you that oz bird got em out cause shes shaggin the big chief and now she wants me to join her ffs.......look you go an make out yer me.....ok I know Im posher but pretend ok;)

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 12:50 pm

Shagging is a very rough, common and even hurtful word, Carol- and totally inappropriate for the beautiful romantic understanding between me and Chief Big.

:sneaky:

Ah, I hear the patter little feet. Took me all Boxing Day to detox Small Person after his Chrissie day sugar and excitement intake ... but by late yesterday he'd bounced back down from the ceiling and peace resumed......

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 1:00 pm

AussiePam;746835 wrote: Shagging is a very rough, common and even hurtful word, Carol- and totally inappropriate for the beautiful romantic understanding between me and Chief Big.

:sneaky:

Beautiful.......romantic.........look sister you have quick shags with him behind the bike shed........say no more;).....look I wont tell anyone......you know me I can keep me mouth shut.........whats it worth........in english money girl that is;)

kinks · Post by **kinks** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 1:19 pm

Soooo, where's the new years party going to be?.....i was thinking a nudest beach....bound to be some ups and downs :sneaky: but sure we'll still have fun

:wah:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 1:28 pm

kinks;746848 wrote: Soooo, where's the new years party going to be?.....i was thinking a nudest beach....bound to be some ups and downs but sure we'll still have fun
Oh Kinks its ok for you aint it being bleedin young:-5....but what about us......sorry I mean the others;)......its not a nice sight I tell you aving all yer flesh anging out and looking at loads of meat an 2 veg:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl.....better not as it would make Gill get a new pair of glasses and Kay .........well you know what shes like;)Right lets be sensible about this...........I KNOW.........LETS HAVE IT ON A BOAT!!!!!!!:wah:

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 1:58 pm

Good idea Carol :wah:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 2:08 pm

Ere Im downloading a video of me singing onto utube:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl......dunno if it will come out but will let you know. SO what boat we gonna ave..........no relation to the Titanic I hope.....ere I can be the Celion Dion of the boat :wah::wah:;)

littlemissgiggle · Post by **littlemissgiggle** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 2:26 pm

:wah: and we need a leanardo decaprio or what ever he's called on the boat too.

a banana boat tied to the back and some water skies. :sneaky:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 2:30 pm

littlemissgiggle;746901 wrote: :wah: and we need a leanardo decaprio or what ever he's called on the boat too.

a banana boat tied to the back and some water skies. :sneaky:Oh Giggles........dont tell Winkle will you.......he will want to be him and I dont fink I could stand the strain!!!:rolleyes:

;)

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 2:49 pm

THE ONE BELOW IS ME

:wah::wah::D:rolleyes:;)

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 2:50 pm

mrsK · Post by **mrsK** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 3:11 pm

Morning all:-6

WOWwhat a voice:-6

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 3:12 pm

mrsK;746958 wrote: Morning all:-6

WOWwhat a voice:-6
Ahhhh fanks babe.......as you can hear nobody sleeps when I sing!!!!:wah::rolleyes:;)

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 3:50 pm

Tell you MrsK, that is Carol singing Mrs !!! When her voice is back to 'normal':wah: you'll find that if you stick your head out of your back door, you may be able to catch her practicing of an evening in Essex !!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl In fact Cunard Line approached her to replace their siren on the new Queen Mary II, but she had to turn them down because of domestic committments :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

kinks · Post by **kinks** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 4:07 pm

littlemissgiggle;746901 wrote: :wah: and we need a leanardo decaprio or what ever he's called on the boat too.

a banana boat tied to the back and some water skies. :sneaky:

Oh yes, definately, but you wouldn't see much of him, cos i'd keep him busy :yh_drool:yh_drool :-4

Carolly;746928 wrote:

WOW you have such a good voice hun

mrsK · Post by **mrsK** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 5:12 pm

Good on you G#Gill you sure have a great sense of fun:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl