FG's three wise men

dubs · Post by **dubs** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 1:22 pm

WonderWendy3;748734 wrote: See Ladies.....that's all it takes!!!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

I only said it to pacify you..I wasn't really listening..:wah::wah:

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 1:26 pm

dubs;748737 wrote: I only said it to pacify you..I wasn't really listening..:wah::wah:

whats bloody new:sneaky::sneaky::D:D

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 1:29 pm

jimbo;748639 wrote: i think you are right mate :-3

er spurs did well a nice 5-1 win against fulham

where is snyder :sneaky:

we have reading tomorrow another easy 3 nil to the mighty whites

do you think i'm outa trouble yet dubs you know how much these women hate football :sneaky::sneaky:

I dont hate football:p but im not liking it much at the moment:mad:

dubs · Post by **dubs** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 1:32 pm

Chezzie;748741 wrote: whats bloody new:sneaky::sneaky::D:D

What? Did you say summat? :wah::wah:

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 1:52 pm

dubs;748749 wrote: What? Did you say summat? :wah::wah:

sheepish comment dubs......can baaaarely hear ya:D

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 2:25 pm

Chezzie;748770 wrote: sheepish comment dubs......can baaaarely hear ya:D

thats because he is a shy little lamb!!:-4:-4:-4

Snooze · Post by **Snooze** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 2:30 pm

Wow, how did Nomad get nominated for this job?

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 3:16 pm

How apt that I got this email tonight.....and yes a bloke sent it:-5:-5:-5

Woman Golfer

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.

She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"

The woman said, "That's okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to".

The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me."

So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you."

The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."

So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.

Male readers : Please scroll down..

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The man had a heart attack ten times milder

than his wife.

Moral of the story : Women are really dumb but think they're really smart.

Let them

continue to think that way and just enjoy the show

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!

Forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the ladies who have a good sense of humor.

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 3:50 pm

Dubsie I started diggin that hole for you..:yh_rotfl CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW..!!

[QUOTE]I only said it to pacify you..I wasn't really listening[/QUOTE]..

dubs · Post by **dubs** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 4:02 pm

CARLA;748911 wrote: Dubsie I started diggin that hole for you..:yh_rotfl CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW..!!

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You've been talking to Wenders ain't you Carla? No matter, I can ignore both at the same time.......Keep diggin' Girl! :wah::wah:

dubs · Post by **dubs** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 4:29 pm

Have you noticed, there's been no sign of the aforementioned "wise men", nor the git who started this thread. Just me left here on my own, with hordes of bloody women....It's like a living nightmare..

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 4:37 pm

:yh_rotfl Yeah whats up with that Dubs. They have left you to fend for yourself.

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 4:50 pm

[QUOTE=jimbo;748980]fear not dubs jimbo is here with his yellow spade cos hes a moron]

just say it how it is Jimbo....dont hold back:wah:wah::wah:

dubs · Post by **dubs** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 4:58 pm

jimbo;748999 wrote: [quote=Chezzie;748988]

YOU KNOW WHAT I ACTUALLY LOOKED TO SEE IF I REALLY POSTED JUST THAT :wah::wah::wah:

Thank god Jimbo's here!

I can't believe I just posted that either!!!:wah::wah:

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 5:24 pm

JIMBODUBS :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 7:13 pm

jimbo;748980 wrote: fear not dubs jimbo is here with his yellow spade as his trusty weapon and his cloak of moronity we shall prevail :-6:-6:-6

if thats ok with Boadicea's FG off spring

That's kind of good, Jimbo!!! A truly interesting visual.

:D

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 7:17 pm

CARLA;749019 wrote: JIMBODUBS

CARLA!!! I LOVE IT!!!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl