Kinks Club

kinks · Post by **kinks** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 1:57 pm

Thought i'd have one of my own

So please feel free to drop me a line any time, or ask me something....your choice

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 2:12 pm

So what sort of club are you running here Kinks ?

kinks · Post by **kinks** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 2:33 pm

It's a club for anything and everything....naughty or nice.....drunk or sober...etc..etc, you get the idea :sneaky:

dubs · Post by **dubs** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 2:57 pm

Is it a pole dancing club?..

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 3:07 pm

dubs;749920 wrote: Is it a pole dancing club?..

If so, I'm in.....

I am so shocked that dubs would ask such a question though!!:rolleyes:

Hey Kinks....I think you look really nice this evening...:-4

I'm only here for a few minutes....got a hot date!!:yh_drool:yh_drool

lemon_and_mint · Post by **lemon_and_mint** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 3:15 pm

do we have to wear thigh high leather boots and carry whips around here?

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 3:20 pm

lemon_and_mint;749923 wrote: do we have to wear thigh high leather boots and carry whips around here?

:wah:

Now we know why Dubsey is hanging out in this thread

kinks · Post by **kinks** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 3:33 pm

dubs;749920 wrote: Is it a pole dancing club?..

If that's what you want it to be a well, we have a seperate room for that dubsy

kinks · Post by **kinks** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 3:36 pm

WonderWendy3;749921 wrote: If so, I'm in.....

I am so shocked that dubs would ask such a question though!!:rolleyes:

Hey Kinks....I think you look really nice this evening...:-4

I'm only here for a few minutes....got a hot date!!:yh_drool:

Thanks my lovely, you're looking pretty gorgeous yourself :-4

Hot date eh?....tell me more

kinks · Post by **kinks** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 3:37 pm

lemon_and_mint;749923 wrote: do we have to wear thigh high leather boots and carry whips around here?

Is this the sort of thing you were thinking of?

kinks · Post by **kinks** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 3:38 pm

ThePheasant;749925 wrote: :wah:

Now we know why Dubsey is hanging out in this thread

:wah:

I'm sure he'll be back for more, now he knows how we are dressing :wah:

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 3:47 pm

Hi Kinks. I think this is a great idea... I wish others had done this yonks ago instead of heading out an setting up their own forums - though I suppose some had good reasons for doing that. Several people seem to have their own miniforums here now - and I know Koan has set up a number of semi private discussion threads.. her and Jasper for example, not necessarily completely exclusive, but with a stated intention up front. I was a bit concerned when I first saw the groups of friends threads start - but I like them a lot now. Behind the scenes groups just caused resentment and other trouble, up front ones are looking good. You don't like the people, you don't go there. Someone deliberately causes trouble, hopefully the moderators will deal with it.

kinks · Post by **kinks** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 3:57 pm

AussiePam;749932 wrote: Hi Kinks. I think this is a great idea... I wish others had done this yonks ago instead of heading out an setting up their own forums - though I suppose some had good reasons for doing that. Several people seem to have their own miniforums here now - and I know Koan has set up a number of semi private discussion threads.. her and Jasper for example, not necessarily completely exclusive, but with a stated intention up front. I was a bit concerned when I first saw the groups of friends threads start - but I like them a lot now. Behind the scenes groups just caused resentment and other trouble, up front ones are looking good. You don't like the people, you don't go there. Someone deliberately causes trouble, hopefully the moderators will deal with it.

Thanks Pam

I must say, i'm guilty of starting my own forum, but to be honest, it's not going anywhere but i'm not that bothered now really, cos i love it here and even if my forum was doing well, it wouldn't stop me coming here.

I consider everyone on here as a friend...there might be a couple i haven't warmed to but that's neither here nor there.

Glad you came into my little club......how's about trying on those boots for size :sneaky::wah:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 5:02 pm

Kinks Gill seems to have gone missing these days quite abit so if you find her give her a couple of bob to get back will yer............at her age hun she gets so confused where she is. Could turn up here finking its somewhere else........just give her a glass of lucozade and a wagon wheel and she will be fine ok babexx;)

lemon_and_mint · Post by **lemon_and_mint** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 5:19 pm

so what goes on in this club, kinks aside, from pole dancing?

What are these chains and handcuffs for?:)

kinks · Post by **kinks** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 5:27 pm

Carolly;749954 wrote: Kinks Gill seems to have gone missing these days quite abit so if you find her give her a couple of bob to get back will yer............at her age hun she gets so confused where she is. Could turn up here finking its somewhere else........just give her a glass of lucozade and a wagon wheel and she will be fine ok babexx;)

Ok hun, i'll keep my eye out for her....i'll be back over to the boat soon......

.....you don't suppose gill got soooo drunk, she went over board do you.....hope not.

but i'll leave these here, just incase she turns up

That's the only wagon wheel i could find, but sure it'll be ok

kinks · Post by **kinks** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 5:30 pm

lemon_and_mint;749971 wrote: so what goes on in this club, kinks aside, from pole dancing?

What are these chains and handcuffs for?:)

:wah:

Well, i think it's obvious what they are for....hang on a minute.......those were attached to mikeinie and he was left in the room......so how did you get your hands on them mrs

But apart from that, you can do anything you like......it's free choice

:wah:

littlemissgiggle · Post by **littlemissgiggle** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 5:58 pm

he he :wah:

this is a fun club.

i see a table over there with all different free shots,

*giggle sups three*

HIC!!!

kinks · Post by **kinks** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 6:05 pm

littlemissgiggle;750000 wrote: he he :wah:

this is a fun club.

i see a table over there with all different free shots,

*giggle sups three*

HIC!!!

Trust you to spot them as soon as you come in :wah: .....but you'll be glad to know, as seen as you are all such good friends....it's a free bar, you'll never have to pay for a drink in here.

Hey giggle.....carol just made off with your whip......you better catch her quick......think she might be after Lemon :wah:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 6:11 pm

kinks;750011 wrote: Trust you to spot them as soon as you come in :wah: .....but you'll be glad to know, as seen as you are all such good friends....it's a free bar, you'll never have to pay for a drink in here.

Hey giggle.....carol just made off with your whip......you better catch her quick......think she might be after Lemon :wah:Oh baby.............I can fink of better fings to do with whips...............:rolleyes:;):wah:

kinks · Post by **kinks** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 6:15 pm

Carolly;750018 wrote: Oh baby.............I can fink of better fings to do with whips...............:rolleyes:;):wah:

I bet ya can mrs....but take it in the next room will ya....this is the civilised area....oh gawd....you can tell i've been round ya too long....i'm even starting to talk like you :-5:wah:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 6:16 pm

kinks;750019 wrote: I bet ya can mrs....but take it in the next room will ya....this is the civilised area....oh gawd....you can tell i've been round ya too long....i'm even starting to talk like you :-5:wah::yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

lemon_and_mint · Post by **lemon_and_mint** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 6:20 pm

I just saw the weather forecast apparently its going to snow on me and carol on Wednesday!!! I love snow!!!!!

kinks · Post by **kinks** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 6:23 pm

lemon_and_mint;750023 wrote: I just saw the weather forecast apparently its going to snow on me and carol on Wednesday!!! I love snow!!!!!

Will you be building little snowmen and snow women then and sticking a carrot where it belongs.....get ya mind out the gutter woman........i meant for the nose :rolleyes::wah:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 6:25 pm

lemon_and_mint;750023 wrote: I just saw the weather forecast apparently its going to snow on me and carol on Wednesday!!! I love snow!!!!!Oh fanks for that madam...........thats really bleedin made me happy!!!:-5:-5Anyway I aint gonna go out.....yes I love snow also................when Im at home:wah::rolleyes:;)

lemon_and_mint · Post by **lemon_and_mint** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 6:26 pm

oooh yeah!!!! and i hope we get snowd in with snow up to the top windows and we have to build little tunnels from the front door to go anywhere.

And i wonder if you threw yourself out of the top window onto snow like that would you land on top of it or fall onto the ground through it?

so many questions.........

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 6:27 pm

This is getting really confusing..........I aint a bleedin clue whose thread Im on now................

:-5

mikeinie · Post by **mikeinie** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 6:27 pm

Hi Kinks, I hope that you had a great Christmas so far, and will have a fantastic New Year's

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 6:28 pm

lemon_and_mint;750032 wrote: oooh yeah!!!! and i hope we get snowd in with snow up to the top windows and we have to build little tunnels from the front door to go anywhere.

And i wonder if you threw yourself out of the top window onto snow like that would you land on top of it or fall onto the ground through it?

so many questions.........

Shes lost the bleedin plot.............sorry guys.................oh gawd knows where I am..........I better go an look:driving:

kinks · Post by **kinks** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 6:52 pm

OMG....it's 3:51am and i'm still sat here....and you are all to blame....i better be able to get up in the morning:-5:wah:

So i'm off to bed, hope you all enjoy your night/afternoon/morning and i will speak to you all tomorrow :-6:-4

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 6:54 pm

Night Darlin......God Blessxxx

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 7:10 pm

Those boots aren't bad, Kinks - but heck I'm a golden girl and have my own .... Jimmy Choo goddess boots which coordinate with the little strappy frock I'm not wearing and my dazzling smile. :sneaky:

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 7:59 pm

Its Sat night. Can you throw on some smokey blues and dim the lights ?

kinks · Post by **kinks** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 8:23 am

Just thought i'd let you know exactly what have in this club

So, we have the main bar (obviously) with pole dancing

he room over to your right, is full of all the whips, chains, handcuffs...etc....you get the idea. Next to that, on the left....the games room, pool tables, dart board and archade games.

Over the other side of the room, you have the lazy room, you have sofas, bean-bags, so you can just laze around, talking about anything and everything with all your mates.

Outside, you have a swimming pool, jacuzzi, and mini golf.

So the only thing you have to worry about, is having fun :-6

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 8:51 am

HI!:D woo hoo its a cool club! Im off to the jacuzzi:sneaky:

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 9:01 am

I think this club scared Dubsey off :wah:

Rumour has it you are looking for a pole dancer ..... can I apply

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 9:04 am

Pleeeeese , I am a sexy young pole dancer ....

kinks · Post by **kinks** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 9:40 am

ThePheasant;750276 wrote: Pleeeeese , I am a sexy young pole dancer ....

Of course you can hunni, if you just want to go and get changed.....and then start struting your stuff......seen as it's the christmas period...i think this outfit would be appropriate

kinks · Post by **kinks** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 9:42 am

ThePheasant;750276 wrote: Pleeeeese , I am a sexy young pole dancer ....

The pic didn't come up when i posted that :wah::wah:, that's really cute :-4

littlemissgiggle · Post by **littlemissgiggle** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 10:33 am

aww cute pole dance Pheasy

I am off to play snooker anyone want to join :-3

kinks · Post by **kinks** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 10:40 am

littlemissgiggle;750365 wrote: aww cute pole dance Pheasy

I am off to play snooker anyone want to join :-3

I'll join you hun....just getting a round in, what do you fancy?

minks · Post by **minks** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 10:49 am

Oiy I haven't quite mastered the pole yet but can I join???

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kinks · Post by **kinks** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 10:55 am

minks;750385 wrote: Oiy I haven't quite mastered the pole yet but can I join???

:wah:

of course you can.....practice makes perfect.....and you're not doing too bad :-6

Fancy a drink hun?

minks · Post by **minks** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 10:57 am

kinks;750391 wrote: :wah:

of course you can.....practice makes perfect.....and you're not doing too bad :-6

Fancy a drink hun?

oh I could never turn down at drink thank you, even if it's only 10:57am here

kinks · Post by **kinks** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 10:59 am

minks;750395 wrote: oh I could never turn down at drink thank you, even if it's only 10:57am here

:wah: oh yeah, forgot about that....lol, you'll just have to pace yourself :wah:

minks · Post by **minks** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 11:02 am

kinks;750400 wrote: :wah: oh yeah, forgot about that....lol, you'll just have to pace yourself :wah:

i can do that, will practice my pole dancing between drinks :wah:

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 11:09 am

Wellll Helllooooooooooo

Cant believe you started without me........and scared the boys away.grrrrr(eartha kit style but not the cockney rhymin slang for a poo)

Anyway

Im dancin...you dancin...

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 11:17 am

I dont know what to do in here kinks. Ive never been very good in faux reality situations. I get shy. Im more of a hit and run kind of guy.

Can you help me ?

Please ?

lemon_and_mint · Post by **lemon_and_mint** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 11:19 am

Chezzie;750408 wrote: Wellll Helllooooooooooo

Cant believe you started without me........and scared the boys away.grrrrr(eartha kit style but not the cockney rhymin slang for a poo)

Anyway

Im dancin...you dancin...

who was asking? :wah:

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 11:22 am

well you askin? cos im dancin