chat up lines

pink princess · Post by **pink princess** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 7:48 am

go on......... try out your best ones here!

do some flirting

john8pies · Post by **john8pies** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 7:50 am

You`ve won first prize - a date with me!

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Until I saw you over there, I never believed in love at first sight....

(all dreadful really, I know!!!)

pink princess · Post by **pink princess** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 7:58 am

john8pies wrote:

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

see theres something about that i quite like........

i think its because its quite intimate to press your body up against someone elses.....

so john...... baby....!!!

(see look im trying to cheer up!)

john8pies · Post by **john8pies** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 8:04 am

Pink, I don`t know your actual Christian name, but of course, another good chat-up line for you if your name did actually happen to be "Beyonce" (as in Beyonce Knowles) could be, "Can I date you or do you have a fiance, Beyonce?" (ha, ha!)

pink princess · Post by **pink princess** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 8:09 am

acydikeen wrote: "Nice legs, what time do they open"

crude very crude!

acydikeen wrote:

"Those clothes would look great on my bedroom floor!"

funny but wouldnt do the trick for me!

btw opening hours are.......................!!

pink princess · Post by **pink princess** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 8:10 am

john8pies wrote: Pink, I don`t know your actual Christian name, but of course, another good chat-up line for you if your name did actually happen to be "Beyonce" (as in Beyonce Knowles) could be, "Can I date you or do you have a fiance, Beyonce?" (ha, ha!)
i see where your going and me loves it but the bad news is my christian name doesnt have one letter from the name 'beyonce' in it!!!

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 8:12 am

"Here's 10p call yer mother, tell her you won't be home tonight"

"Your dad must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns."

pink princess · Post by **pink princess** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 8:14 am

funny thing is how old is that one! can you even make a phonecall for 10p now?!

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 8:16 am

pink princess wrote: funny thing is how old is that one! can you even make a phonecall for 10p now?!:wah: Do we STILL have public phone boxes??

pink princess · Post by **pink princess** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 8:17 am

thats actually a good point!!!

pink princess · Post by **pink princess** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 8:21 am

sex for fun?!!!

absolutely not!

i dont even know what it is!

john8pies · Post by **john8pies** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 8:31 am

er, isn`t it the difference between boys and girls (that`s what they told us at school!) Presumably they mean boys wear blue jerseys and girls pink cardigans - another link to Pink Princess!

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 8:31 am

Hello,I am a high king of Ireland, my name Rick O'Shea from County Cork. I would love to make you my queen.:p If you are over 35 and have all the bumps in the right places I'd love to hear from ya.:guitarist

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 1:28 pm

capt_buzzard wrote: Hello,I am a high king of Ireland, my name Rick O'Shea from County Cork. I would love to make you my queen.:p If you are over 35 and have all the bumps in the right places I'd love to hear from ya.:guitarist
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Did you wash your pants in Windex? I can see me in them. (When the guy used this one on me, I laughed in his face. LOL)

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 3:22 pm

pink princess wrote: funny thing is how old is that one! can you even make a phonecall for 10p now?!

Nope! Its 30p!! Outrageous! Had to use one today when my mobile ran out of charge! Shocker!!

koan · Post by **koan** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 9:29 pm

There are 206 bones in the human body. Would you like one more?

F*** me if I'm wrong. Is your name Helga?

pink princess · Post by **pink princess** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 1:32 am

flopstock wrote: so..kids, is this it?

pink, what did the lucky fella use to capture your attention?

my guy was waaaayyy smoothe..'don't look, but there's a guy staring at your ass.'

i am such a sucker ... :p
he didnt use a line

our getting together was slightly more complicated.......

the short story is we work for the same company and he managed to swing it so i did some work for his team thus meaning he could come and chat to me get to know me etc he did a good job!!

pink princess · Post by **pink princess** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 1:37 am

john8pies wrote: er, isn`t it the difference between boys and girls (that`s what they told us at school!) Presumably they mean boys wear blue jerseys and girls pink cardigans - another link to Pink Princess!
aah john u sweetie

pink princess · Post by **pink princess** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 1:38 am

Peg wrote: I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
see i quite like that one too....

id say no but still i think its quite a good one!

pink princess · Post by **pink princess** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 1:39 am

koan wrote: There are 206 bones in the human body. Would you like one more?

eeewwwwwwww!!

Post by **spot** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 1:56 am

Hey Princess, is this guy bothering you?

pink princess · Post by **pink princess** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 3:15 am

spot wrote: Hey Princess, is this guy bothering you?
are you going to be my knight in shining armour?!

Post by **spot** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 3:34 am

pink princess wrote: are you going to be my knight in shining armour?! ;)Princess, the queue for that job must surely stretch round the block. Any time you need a hand, just whistle.

pink princess · Post by **pink princess** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 3:42 am

spot wrote: Princess, the queue for that job must surely stretch round the block
smooth very smooth!!

so then spot - tell me a few things about ureself!

Post by **spot** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 3:48 am

I'm an Islington sort. I like to be able to walk home after an evening in town. Anything between the North London line and the river is fine by me. You sound more up-market, Princess. More of a West End Girl.

pink princess · Post by **pink princess** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 3:52 am

im a surrey girl born and bred

dont go out in the evenings that much, not a huge drinker and i cant stand all the noise!! give me a nice meal, comfy sofa, good rom com film and im anyones!!!

Post by **spot** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 4:01 am

The nearest I get to Surrey is the Brixton Academy. Or the Fairfield Hall in Croydon, I suppose. Ah, happy times.

Rom com... ok, how does Brief Encounter sound?

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 5:29 am

I'm lost! Which way is it to your house?

This is your lucky day because I just happen to be single.

Is that a ladder between your legs or a stairway to heaven.

Your face or mine?

I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.

Idle hands are the devils playthings - want to save me?

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I can make your bed rock

Frederick · Post by **Frederick** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 2:23 pm

pink princess wrote: go on......... try out your best ones here!

do some flirting

My mate had a blazing row with his wife. As he stormed out the house, he screamed: "Mamma, masoutti mattorini!" and slammed the door leaving her speechless. He found solace in a pub and chattted up the barmaid:"My wife doesn't understand me..."

Jives · Post by **Jives** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 2:56 pm

Peg wrote:

I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I can make your bed rock

lol! Good one! I may have to try that out on Mrs Ives!

How about that line from "Blast from the Past"...

"Excuse me Miss, but I think I may have dropped my Medal of Honor, have you seen it?."

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 3:33 pm

"To say you're so fat you dont sweat much!" :yh_doh

pink princess · Post by **pink princess** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 1:08 am

spot wrote: The nearest I get to Surrey is the Brixton Academy. Or the Fairfield Hall in Croydon, I suppose. Ah, happy times.

Rom com... ok, how does Brief Encounter sound?
this is awful but thats one ive never seen........ such a classic and its past me by....

how about some dirty dancing?!

Post by **spot** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 1:24 am

You really should, Princess, it has the greatest moment in rom com history - she's on the station platform, she gets a smut in her eye, "here, let me" he says with a corner of a handkerchief, and they spent eternity staring into each others eyes realizing what's happened.

pink princess · Post by **pink princess** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 3:16 am

spot wrote: You really should, Princess, it has the greatest moment in rom com history - she's on the station platform, she gets a smut in her eye, "here, let me" he says with a corner of a handkerchief, and they spent eternity staring into each others eyes realizing what's happened.
its a date then!!

Tombstone · Post by **Tombstone** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 11:04 am

Lexi wrote: I had some creep come onto me last night and he said" you have a great arse, it would look better parked on my face"

He picked the wrong night to try with me though and i ended up replying " with a nose that size i dont think you have room for anything more" nasty but he got the message lol.

Do guys actually think lines like that work!!!! lol

Ouch! Good for you. Do guys think lines really work? I've never hung out with guys who even use lines. These bar flies are an embarrassment to a lot of us.