Funny Bumper Stickers

cars · Post by **cars** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 8:37 am

Saw a few more funny Bumber Stickers:

* My gas tank goes from zero to $35 in under a minute

* I tried paying my Taxes with a Smile, but they wanted money

* Real Women don't have Hot Flashes, they have "Power Surges"

Philadelphia Eagle · Post by **Philadelphia Eagle** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 8:56 am

Democratic Party Rear Bumper Sticker - 'RUN, HILLARY, RUN. with background of Democratic colleagues urging her on.

Rapidly followed up by Republican Party issuing - Front Bumper Sticker - RUN,HILLARY,RUN! with background of large, fast car bearing down on a fleeing Hillary.

Clint · Post by **Clint** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 8:56 am

This is a great idea. I'm always making up bumper stickers in my mind when I drive down the road.

Funny, I can't think of any at the moment.

I'll be back...I'm going for a ride.

Clint · Post by **Clint** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 9:04 am

"My other car is a Shoedabaker" Get it??? :wah:

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 9:04 am

cars wrote: Saw a few more funny Bumber Stickers:

* My gas tank goes from zero to $35 in under a minute

* I tried paying my Taxes with a Smile, but they wanted money

* Real Women don't have Hot Flashes, they have "Power Surges"
I hate those "My Child is an Honor Student" bumper stickers.

I wish somone would come up with a sticker saying "My kid's are a real pain in the ass, but I love em".

Philadelphia Eagle · Post by **Philadelphia Eagle** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 9:08 am

Clint wrote: "My other car is a Shoedabaker" Get it??? :wah:

No, Clint.

Time to go for another ride!

Clint · Post by **Clint** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 9:21 am

Philadelphia Eagle wrote: No, Clint.

Time to go for another ride!
I didn't think the first one was long enough. OK

Clint · Post by **Clint** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 10:11 am

For Lady Cop,

Ã¢â‚¬Å“Turn down your bass or IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ll turn up my siren.Ã¢â‚¬

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 7:23 pm

LON,

Boy I though I was the only one who hated this stickers.. Just drive me nuts. Plus it a rolling advertisment for an child molestor who reads.. Just head for the school thats where they will be...

I hate those "My Child is an Honor Student" bumper stickers.

I wish somone would come up with a sticker saying "My kid's are a real pain in the ass, but I love em".

Clint · Post by **Clint** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 10:48 pm

Lon wrote: I hate those "My Child is an Honor Student" bumper stickers.

I wish somone would come up with a sticker saying "My kid's are a real pain in the ass, but I love em".
I saw a bumper sicker once that said something like, "My kid can kick your honor student's _ ss." I thought it was a little too crude but it made the point.

BTS · Post by **BTS** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 4:20 am

Here's a few:

*WARNING could be offensive to some*

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cars · Post by **cars** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 8:24 pm

Great ones BTS, not too many bases left open after all of those! :wah:

BTS · Post by **BTS** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 5:40 pm

cars wrote: Great ones BTS, not too many bases left open after all of those! :wah:

Here are a few more bases..........

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telaquapacky · Post by **telaquapacky** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 5:44 pm

In case of Rapture, can I have your car?

BTS · Post by **BTS** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 5:48 pm

A few more............ Hope I did not double post any

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LottomagicZ4941 · Post by **LottomagicZ4941** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 2:44 am

Shall have to revisit this thread.

Seems less people have bumper stickers these days.

They do devalue the car a tad.

Lotto

http://www.flalottomagic.net/?sponsor=Z4941

MagicZ4941A

theia · Post by **theia** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 11:38 am

My son in law suggested he buy me "My other vehicle's a broomstick"

cars · Post by **cars** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 3:52 am

It's not a Rolls, BUT IT'S PAID FOR!

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 5:18 am

In the MGM Grand on the Vegas strip, there is a shop that still sells all kinds of bumper stickers. The only one I can remember is:

Yes it's my truck. No I won't help you move.