Same thing, different day

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 7:13 am

My son has basketball practice this morning. So I've gotten him up and ready to go. I ask him did you brush your teeth. He replies Hmmm. I say let me smell your breath. His reply is ok I'll go brush them. We do this every morning. You would think he'd just brush his teeth the first time around. :rolleyes:

What is it with you boys! Same thing with showers. Tell him to take a shower and wash his hair. 30 seconds later he reappears dripping wet, because for some reason drying off does not compute in his brain. I ask did you wash your hair, yea. Really that was fast let me smell your hair...ok not really, I'll go wash it.

Signed...

The evil Deciptacon. aka Mom..

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 7:21 am

Youre like the mother from hell.

If he runs away from home youve only got yourself to blame.

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 7:28 am

I'm a bad mom, I'll admit it. I wouldn't buy him the football cleats he really wanted yesterday, when we were just shopping for new shoes for school. :-5

:wah:

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 7:30 am

Sheryl;757135 wrote: I'm a bad mom, I'll admit it. I wouldn't buy him the football cleats he really wanted yesterday, when we were just shopping for new shoes for school. :-5

:wah:

Why not just sell him to slave traders ? That should give him a rude awakening.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 9:48 am

Sheryl;757135 wrote: I'm a bad mom, I'll admit it. I wouldn't buy him the football cleats he really wanted yesterday, when we were just shopping for new shoes for school. :-5

:wah:
God! You won't let him do ANYTHING. I HATE YOU!!

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 10:27 am

It's not just boys Sheryl my granddaughter is much the same not time for teeth brushing or hair washing. As I remember my 2 Niece's were the same as well. Of course now they are just the opposite wash there hair 2 times a day and have teeth that are so white. :wah::wah:

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 10:33 am

rjwould;757190 wrote: We like the smell of our own testosterone, Sheryl. We are intuitively aware it attracts the opposite sex.

Aurgh Aurgh Aurgh!!!!

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 11:20 am

rjwould;757190 wrote: We like the smell of our own testosterone, Sheryl. We are intuitively aware it attracts the opposite sex.

A female goat maybe. :wah:

mrsK · Post by **mrsK** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 4:08 pm

Sheryl;757126 wrote: My son has basketball practice this morning. So I've gotten him up and ready to go. I ask him did you brush your teeth. He replies Hmmm. I say let me smell your breath. His reply is ok I'll go brush them. We do this every morning. You would think he'd just brush his teeth the first time around. :rolleyes:

What is it with you boys! Same thing with showers. Tell him to take a shower and wash his hair. 30 seconds later he reappears dripping wet, because for some reason drying off does not compute in his brain. I ask did you wash your hair, yea. Really that was fast let me smell your hair...ok not really, I'll go wash it.

Signed...

The evil Deciptacon. aka Mom..

Sounds like my grandson & granddaughter.

My kids where the same also.

It will change in time:-6