Why wont men read user/installation manuals ....

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 1:09 pm

whats with that? Is it a macho thing? Does reading one put your stud power into question? :sneaky:

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 1:12 pm

Same as asking for directions Pheasy.........It must be written in a book that men cant do it...Do you notice how when they get to the end of whats being built they say, im short of a screw............yes dear you are :wah::wah::wah:

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 1:13 pm

the answer is 43

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 1:28 pm

sorry didnt read the Q

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 1:29 pm

el guapo;760692 wrote: sorry didnt read the Q

:wah::wah::wah: and your wrong:wah:

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 1:31 pm

Maybe they should put them on the top shelf along with these .....

That might work.

Is that true about men from Texas :wah:

Or rename the user manuals/maps or something .... any suggestions

dubs · Post by **dubs** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 2:23 pm

I wish there was a manual on how to understand women! I'd read it from cover to cover, a hundred times.....

911 · Post by **911** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 2:36 pm

ThePheasant;760695 wrote: Maybe they should put them on the top shelf along with these .....

That might work. : Is that true about men from Texas

Or rename the user manuals/maps or something .... any suggestions

HOW TO PUT TOGETHER A TABLE WITH YOUR WIFE/GIRLFRIEND

Step 1) With wife/girlfriend sitting in chair next to you, align table leg A with hole B and number two screw. When completed, have wife/girlfirend cross her legs.

Step 2) Continue with table leg B in hole C and number two screw. When completed have wife/girlfriend unbutton one button on blouse. Continue with all four legs until she reaches three buttons on blouse.

Step 3) Using wood glue, glue all legs to table to secure the screws as seen in figure X. Have wife/girlfriend blow in your ear. DO NOT TOUCH GLUE AND GIRLFRIEND AS THE TWO MAY BECOME ADHEERED AND AN EMERGENCY ROOM VISIT MAY BE REQUIRED.

I could go on but Nomad may be forced to make a visit to Home Depot for furniture to put together. :wah::D;)

But we women may end up with more furniture than we need. Not to mention stereo equipment, yard appliances, hammocks, swing sets, etc.:-3

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 2:37 pm

dubs;760717 wrote: I wish there was a manual on how to understand women! I'd read it from cover to cover, a hundred times.....

There ya go Hun

dubs · Post by **dubs** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 2:40 pm

ThePheasant;760725 wrote: There ya go Hun

I put my back out..I think it was page 72...

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 2:40 pm

ThePheasant;760725 wrote: There ya go Hun

Damn...pages are stuck together:sneaky:

dubs · Post by **dubs** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 2:57 pm

Chezzie;760729 wrote: Damn...pages are stuck together:sneaky:

Yeah! It's only blood though, where I hit me head on top of the wardrobe..

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 3:00 pm

dubs;760739 wrote: Yeah! It's only blood though, where I hit me head on top of the wardrobe..

was you wearing a cape?:sneaky:

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 3:01 pm

Chezzie;760729 wrote: Damn...pages are stuck together:sneaky:

:o oops didn't mean send Dubsey my copy, hope no one saw the extra pages too

I have an inventive mind :sneaky:

dubs · Post by **dubs** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 3:02 pm

Chezzie;760742 wrote: was you wearing a cape?:sneaky:

Err! I might have been..

dubs · Post by **dubs** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 3:03 pm

ThePheasant;760743 wrote:

oops didn't mean send Dubsey my copy, hope no one saw the extra pages too

I have an inventive mind :sneaky:

Yeah I saw that! But I'm telling you...there's no freakin' way I'm doin' that..:p

Post by **spot** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 3:07 pm

ThePheasant;760681 wrote: whats with that? Is it a macho thing? Does reading one put your stud power into question? :sneaky:

I never even try to use anything without reading the manual cover to cover first. How sad is that? Toaster, radio, watch, all of it.

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 3:10 pm

dubs;760746 wrote: Yeah I saw that! But I'm telling you...there's no freakin' way I'm doin' that..:p

:wah::wah: You have to fully embrace the manual, go with the flow :wah:

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 3:10 pm

fuzzy butt;760748 wrote: pheasy don't you know men know everything about absolutely everything?

goodness woman you should know that by now .............just play along and they'll be happy:wah::wah:

but ... but ..... but

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 3:11 pm

ThePheasant;760752 wrote: :wah::wah: You have to fully embrace the manual, go with the flow :wah:

yeah...get intouch with your femine side :wah::wah::wah:

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 3:12 pm

spot;760749 wrote: I never even try to use anything without reading the manual cover to cover first. How sad is that? Toaster, radio, watch, all of it.

Marry me :wah:

firebird · Post by **firebird** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 3:48 pm

ThePheasant;760695 wrote: Maybe they should put them on the top shelf along with these .....

That might work.

Is that true about men from Texas :wah:

Or rename the user manuals/maps or something .... any suggestions

I read almost all instructions and manuals and the magazine is wrong. Just ask Sheryl!

dubs · Post by **dubs** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 3:57 pm

fuzzy butt;760772 wrote: Take the manual, read the manual, be one with the manual.

You forgot......Shove the manual! :wah::wah:

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 4:02 pm

dubs;760773 wrote: You forgot......Shove the manual! :wah::wah:

is that where the sun dont shine or is it a new kinky recycling kind of sex act?:wah:

dubs · Post by **dubs** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 4:16 pm

Chezzie;760775 wrote: is that where the sun dont shine or is it a new kinky recycling kind of sex act?:wah:

It's in that book somewhere....Towards the..Ahem!.. Back end!

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 4:19 pm

dubs;760785 wrote: It's in that book somewhere....Towards the..Ahem!.. Back end!

is that the role reversal section

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 4:20 pm

dubs;760785 wrote: It's in that book somewhere....Towards the..Ahem!.. Back end!

Hey I added a whole chapter there!! which bit ya talkin about Dubsey

dubs · Post by **dubs** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 4:44 pm

ThePheasant;760792 wrote: Hey I added a whole chapter there!! which bit ya talkin about Dubsey

Oh you KNOW! Lil miss innocent.........

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 4:46 pm

dubs;760803 wrote: Oh you KNOW! Lil miss innocent.........

shes Dr Ruth in disguise Dubsy..honest:D

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 4:56 pm

I'll have you know I got an award for that chapter

dubs · Post by **dubs** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 5:13 pm

ThePheasant;760805 wrote: I'll have you know I got an award for that chapter

Yes, but it was from the contortionists society..

:D

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 7:41 pm

Not just men I never read them until I'm without options then I look for the 1 or 2 pages that will solve my problem, but not until I have wasted a whole day..:wah::wah:

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whats with that? Is it a macho thing? Does reading one put your stud power into question? [/QUOTE]

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 7:47 pm

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Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 8:52 pm

Thats just the way it is.

cars · Post by **cars** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 9:18 pm

When all else fails, then it's time to read the directions! :wah::p:D

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 9:23 pm

Chezzie;760804 wrote: shes Dr Ruth in disguise Dubsy..honest:D

I met Dr Ruth.

Shes tiny and I wouldnt have sex with her no matter what.

Not because shes tiny though.