Woman jailed for testicle attack

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 3:25 am

A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.

'Pulled hard'

Sentencing Monti, Judge Charles James said it was "a very serious injury" and that Monti was not acting in self-defence.

The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term but "open relationship" with Monti towards the end of May last year.

The pair remained on good terms and on 30 May she picked him up from a party in Crosby and went back for drinks with friends at Mr Jones's house.

An argument ensued and Mr Jones said there was a struggle between them.

In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard".

I am in no way a violent person

Amanda Monti

He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."

The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it.

She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.

In a letter to the court, Monti said she was sorry for what she had done.

She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."

The letter added: "I have challenged myself to explain what has happened but still I just cannot remember. This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life."

Now thats a blow job

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 3:30 am

Maybe she should have fried it first with some onions...................what do you fink???:rolleyes::p;)

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 4:02 am

:wah::wah::wah:

I remember when this first came out last year, I just cant begin to imagine the pain that poor guy must of been in.

He was wearing jeans??? How hard she must of pulled to do that, makes me feel ill. That poor bloke is now maimed for the rest of his life...

Apparently hes thinking of a new identity, russian looks favourable..Geoffrey whojanikyabolloklov

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 4:13 am

Chezzie;761629 wrote: :wah::wah::wah:

I remember when this first came out last year, I just cant begin to imagine the pain that poor guy must of been in.

He was wearing jeans??? How hard she must of pulled to do that, makes me feel ill. That poor bloke is now maimed for the rest of his life...

Apparently hes thinking of a new identity, russian looks favourable..Geoffrey whojanikyabolloklov

Bad, bad girl - that's me mopping the keyboard again:rolleyes:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 5:46 am

Chezzie;761629 wrote: :wah::wah:

I remember when this first came out last year, I just cant begin to imagine the pain that poor guy must of been in.

He was wearing jeans??? How hard she must of pulled to do that, makes me feel ill. That poor bloke is now maimed for the rest of his life...

Apparently hes thinking of a new identity, russian looks favourable..Geoffrey whojanikyabolloklov

Well all I can say is..........Wjen I sing My Way again..when it comes to the part that says............I bit off more than I could chew..........somehow it will have a different meaning:wah:;)

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 6:11 am

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Sorry Geoff babes, I think you should change your name to something Chinese like --------------- Wun Hung Lo !!!!!!!!!!!

:wah::wah::wah::wah:

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 6:54 am

It really took balls to do what she did.

:wah:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 6:57 am

Peg;761706 wrote: It really took balls to do what she did.

:wah::yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 6:58 am

Maybe she spat it out as she had a nut allergy

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 6:59 am

Uncle Kram;761713 wrote: Maybe she spat it out as she had a nut allergyNa not enough pepper I reckon:rolleyes:

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 6:59 am

Peg;761706 wrote: It really took balls to do what she did. :

Uncle Kram;761713 wrote: Maybe she spat it out as she had a nut allergy

:wah::wah::wah::wah:

I do feel bad for laughing at this but you lot are too bad!:wah:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 7:01 am

Chezzie;761716 wrote:

I do feel bad for laughing at this but you lot are too bad!:wah:gawd elp us..........:rolleyes: you can talk woman!!!!:wah::wah:;):p

Richard Bell · Post by **Richard Bell** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:11 am

Chezzie;761617 wrote:

She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."

The letter added: "I have challenged myself to explain what has happened but still I just cannot remember. "

It was just one of those unfortunate acts of impulse, perpetrated on the "sperm of the moment".

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 10:13 am

Richard Bell;761847 wrote: It was just one of those unfortunate acts of impulse, perpetrated on the "sperm of the moment".

lmao...look even Mr Bell end ed with a quip heh heh heh:wah: