Good Answers Required ....

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 4:19 pm

Lucy (age 7) was just sat looking 'deep in thought'. So I said 'whats up darlin' :-4 She said ' If no one ever saw santa, how do they know he wears a red cloak and has a white beard' and 'he might even be a lady'. So I did the hand on chin thing and said 'thats a very good question Lucy'. Then the phone rang. Help me with some good answers here :wah:

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 4:27 pm

I told my son that there was a special place that parents go and meet up with Santa to discuss what our children want for Christmas. He thinks we went and did this the day we went shopping.

But today my son explained to me how he was gonna ship himself in a box to the North Pole so he could talk to Santa himself next year. :wah:

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 4:33 pm

Sheryl;762194 wrote: I told my son that there was a special place that parents go and meet up with Santa to discuss what our children want for Christmas. He thinks we went and did this the day we went shopping.

But today my son explained to me how he was gonna ship himself in a box to the North Pole so he could talk to Santa himself next year. :wah:

Thanks Sheryl - thats an answer I could use - she just might buy it :wah:

So how are you going to deal with him packaging himself up next Christmas :wah:

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 4:34 pm

Are you kidding, I'm going to video it. If he remembers. He's gonna have a difficult time taping the box shut from inside. :wah:

Post by **spot** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 4:41 pm

ThePheasant;762191 wrote: Then the phone rang. Help me with some good answers here :wah:

Axiom 1. Nobody has met Santa.

Axiom 2. Santa's good.

Axiom 3. Santa talks with people even if they can't see him.

Axiom 4. Santa knows what he looks like.

Therefore (from Axiom 3, Axiom 4) Santa can tell people he wears a red cloak and has a white beard.

And Santa doesn't tell lies or he'd not be good (from Axiom 2).

Therefore (from both these demonstrated truths) we can know what Santa looks like.

How much of a good game do you think Lucy will make out of that technique?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 5:14 pm

Id say "why you gettin all up in my grill" ?

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 5:16 pm

Nomad;762224 wrote: Id say "why you gettin all up in my grill" ?

:yh_rotfl tempting --- nothing like a parent pushed into a corner :wah:

Kathy Ellen · Post by **Kathy Ellen** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 5:22 pm

Hi Phessy:-4 How are you girl:-6

I like Sheryl's answer. Geeze, kid's ask the toughest questions, don't they. I'm happy that some 3rd graders still believe in Santa and the Easter bunny.

I love it and would never tell them the truth:-6

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 5:45 pm

Kathy Ellen;762232 wrote: Hi Phessy:-4 How are you girl:-6

I like Sheryl's answer. Geeze, kid's ask the toughest questions, don't they. I'm happy that some 3rd graders still believe in Santa and the Easter bunny.

I love it and would never tell them the truth:-6

I'm good Kathy :-4 Hope all is well with you :-4

I think I will use Sheryl's answer .... just want to make sure I have the self posting thing covered too :wah:

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 5:52 pm

Kathy Ellen;762232 wrote: Hi Phessy:-4 How are you girl:-6

I like Sheryl's answer. Geeze, kid's ask the toughest questions, don't they. I'm happy that some 3rd graders still believe in Santa and the Easter bunny.

I love it and would never tell them the truth:-6
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