My words of choice were 'ow, sh!t, bugger, *******'.
The finger is fine now and fortunately I'm in the office with no-one else!
So, I apologised to an empty room (
) and shall now continue with my banal conversation with myself.Sometimes you just have to swear!!!
Sometimes you just have to swear!!!
Like just now when I rested my finger on the very hot gas fire!
My words of choice were 'ow, sh!t, bugger, *******'.
The finger is fine now and fortunately I'm in the office with no-one else!
So, I apologised to an empty room (
) and shall now continue with my banal conversation with myself.
My words of choice were 'ow, sh!t, bugger, *******'.
The finger is fine now and fortunately I'm in the office with no-one else!
So, I apologised to an empty room (
) and shall now continue with my banal conversation with myself.Originally Posted by spot
She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
Sometimes you just have to swear!!!
You're not the only one swearing, I just did my shopping for the next two weeks. It gets heavier every time I bring it up the hill. Marmalade and a raspberry conserve, 1 pound each (these are weights, I'm just working out why my arms stretched). Spaghetti 2lb, Rice 4lb, coffee whitener 1lb, custard creams 1lb, porridge 2lbs, sauces 6lbs, something-like-butter-in-a-tub 2lbs, ground coffee 2lbs.
22 pounds weight. Do I seriously eat 11 pounds in a week? That's horrifying. Maybe it'll last a month.
£7.93, Sainsbury's. Not bad really, but that's a seriously unhealthy diet now I look at it.
22 pounds weight. Do I seriously eat 11 pounds in a week? That's horrifying. Maybe it'll last a month.
£7.93, Sainsbury's. Not bad really, but that's a seriously unhealthy diet now I look at it.
Nullius in verba ... ☎||||||||||| ... To Fate I sue, of other means bereft, the only refuge for the wretched left. ... Hold no regard for unsupported opinion.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious. [Fred Wedlock, "The Folker"]
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious. [Fred Wedlock, "The Folker"]
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
Sometimes you just have to swear!!!
spot;767465 wrote: You're not the only one swearing, I just did my shopping for the next two weeks. It gets heavier every time I bring it up the hill. Marmalade and a raspberry conserve, 1 pound each (these are weights, I'm just working out why my arms stretched). Spaghetti 2lb, Rice 4lb, coffee whitener 1lb, custard creams 1lb, porridge 2lbs, sauces 6lbs, something-like-butter-in-a-tub 2lbs, ground coffee 2lbs.
22 pounds weight. Do I seriously eat 11 pounds in a week? That's horrifying. Maybe it'll last a month.
£7.93, Sainsbury's. Not bad really, but that's a seriously unhealthy diet now I look at it.
And you wonder why you can't sleep :wah:
22 pounds weight. Do I seriously eat 11 pounds in a week? That's horrifying. Maybe it'll last a month.
£7.93, Sainsbury's. Not bad really, but that's a seriously unhealthy diet now I look at it.
And you wonder why you can't sleep :wah:
Sometimes you just have to swear!!!
ThePheasant;767467 wrote: And you wonder why you can't sleep :wah:
Ah.
I need help planning some meals, don't I.
Ah.
I need help planning some meals, don't I.
Nullius in verba ... ☎||||||||||| ... To Fate I sue, of other means bereft, the only refuge for the wretched left. ... Hold no regard for unsupported opinion.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious. [Fred Wedlock, "The Folker"]
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious. [Fred Wedlock, "The Folker"]
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
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Sometimes you just have to swear!!!
Imladris;767453 wrote: Like just now when I rested my finger on the very hot gas fire!
My words of choice were 'ow, sh!t, bugger, *******'.
The finger is fine now and fortunately I'm in the office with no-one else!
So, I apologised to an empty room () and shall now continue with my banal conversation with myself.
I'm not an empty room, but I accept your apoloy.
I do the same as you, occasionally.
My words of choice were 'ow, sh!t, bugger, *******'.
The finger is fine now and fortunately I'm in the office with no-one else!
So, I apologised to an empty room (
) and shall now continue with my banal conversation with myself.I'm not an empty room, but I accept your apoloy.
I do the same as you, occasionally.
Life is a Highway. Let's share the Commute.
Sometimes you just have to swear!!!
I just banged my leg on the corner of the desk while reading this thread! 
but all I said was "stupid desk!" because my 4 year old is in the room...
but all I said was "stupid desk!" because my 4 year old is in the room...
Sometimes you just have to swear!!!
sunny104;767498 wrote: I just banged my leg on the corner of the desk while reading this thread!
but all I said was "stupid desk!" because my 4 year old is in the room...
That was very restrained of you!
It's amazing how inventive our swearing becomes in front of kids! I've used at various times - knickers, fiddlesticks, bottoms and shavings!
but all I said was "stupid desk!" because my 4 year old is in the room...
That was very restrained of you!
It's amazing how inventive our swearing becomes in front of kids! I've used at various times - knickers, fiddlesticks, bottoms and shavings!
Originally Posted by spot
She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
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Sometimes you just have to swear!!!
my kids say:
"you are kissing me off"...instead of pissing me off....I have to laugh at them....:wah::wah:
Afterall, its what I do best!:D
"you are kissing me off"...instead of pissing me off....I have to laugh at them....:wah::wah:
Afterall, its what I do best!:D
Sometimes you just have to swear!!!
jimbo;767516 wrote:
i'm not even going to comment on the fiddlesticks thingy
If I'd said fiddlesticks when I were a lad I'd have spent the next few hours scrubbing t'coalhouse wi' a bent toothbrush.
i'm not even going to comment on the fiddlesticks thingy
If I'd said fiddlesticks when I were a lad I'd have spent the next few hours scrubbing t'coalhouse wi' a bent toothbrush.
Nullius in verba ... ☎||||||||||| ... To Fate I sue, of other means bereft, the only refuge for the wretched left. ... Hold no regard for unsupported opinion.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious. [Fred Wedlock, "The Folker"]
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious. [Fred Wedlock, "The Folker"]
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
Sometimes you just have to swear!!!
spot;767520 wrote: If I'd said fiddlesticks when I were a lad I'd have spent the next few hours scrubbing t'coalhouse wi' a bent toothbrush.
And richly deserved too!
And richly deserved too!
Originally Posted by spot
She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
Sometimes you just have to swear!!!
spot;767465 wrote: ....coffee whitener 1lb.......
Coffee Whitener???????
My God man, see a doctor immediately (if that's possible in your neck of the NHS woods).
Coffee Whitener???????
My God man, see a doctor immediately (if that's possible in your neck of the NHS woods).
An ye harm none, do what ye will....
Sometimes you just have to swear!!!
Jester;767843 wrote: What the heck is coffee whitener? Cream?
Spot you wild man you! :wah:
Sounds a little racist to me.:wah:
Me I love my coffee black..
Spot you wild man you! :wah:
Sounds a little racist to me.:wah:
Me I love my coffee black..
Sometimes you just have to swear!!!
fuzzy butt;767893 wrote: Have you ever walked into a manniquin and said "sorry"?:wah:
In some states if you don't say I am sorry you get arrested for mannequin molesting..:D
In some states if you don't say I am sorry you get arrested for mannequin molesting..
:DSometimes you just have to swear!!!
Jester;767843 wrote: What the heck is coffee whitener? Cream?
Spot you wild man you! :wah:
No no - cream's wet. This is a white powder, it doesn't take a lot to have an effect.
Spot you wild man you! :wah:
No no - cream's wet. This is a white powder, it doesn't take a lot to have an effect.
Nullius in verba ... ☎||||||||||| ... To Fate I sue, of other means bereft, the only refuge for the wretched left. ... Hold no regard for unsupported opinion.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious. [Fred Wedlock, "The Folker"]
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious. [Fred Wedlock, "The Folker"]
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
Sometimes you just have to swear!!!
Have you ever walked into a manniquin and said "sorry"?
Local Time: 02:44 PM
Local Date: 01-30-2008
No the manniquin said sorry to me.
Local Time: 02:44 PM
Local Date: 01-30-2008
No the manniquin said sorry to me.
Sometimes you just have to swear!!!
I love swearing. I do it for the effect. People never expect it of me, so they really laugh. I have a couple of really filthy favorites. I often laugh at MYSELF when I swear,
Coffee whitener, The stuff that allows the coffee to burn your lips and tongue, because it simply whitens... doesnt cool anything off.
Coffee whitener, The stuff that allows the coffee to burn your lips and tongue, because it simply whitens... doesnt cool anything off.
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Sometimes you just have to swear!!!
spot;767973 wrote: No no - cream's wet. This is a white powder, it doesn't take a lot to have an effect.
that sounds funny!
that sounds funny!