The Perfect Gas Saving Solution

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 4:21 pm

George Carlin's

Solution to Save Gasoline : Bush wants us

to cut the amount of gas we use.....Gasoline.

The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants!

That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down.....

Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Border.... When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle

and some ammo and ship him to Iraq ...

Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military....

Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it..... After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this

country.....

He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot..... This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves..

If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo..... Problem solved!!!!!

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 4:29 pm

Just glad I never put this on here:wah::rolleyes:

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 4:47 pm

This is why I'm a fan of George Carlin.

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 5:09 pm

Soberhoho;769440 wrote: Any chance you could get him to have a little chat with Gordon Brown.

Sure................just name the time and place.

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 5:26 pm

George Carlin ?.....................he's a comedian ?

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 5:28 pm

Bruv;769452 wrote: George Carlin ?.....................he's a comedian ?

Yes--------he's my favorite comedian--------type his name in on You Tube

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 5:31 pm

Jester;769447 wrote: Who's gonna serve me my Mcdonalds coffee though?

huh? Just who's gonna do it?Oh get it yerself dont be lazy:rolleyes:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 5:43 pm

Well soon as I say anyfing on this matter all hell will break out:rolleyes: but tell you one fing.....I do nuf like McFlurrys;)

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 5:44 pm

Jester;769458 wrote: :-3

Lon, about how many businesses up your way do you think would close over night if we magically deported every illegal today?

Not very many---------employer's are fearful of sanctions, besides if some of the fast food joints go out of business (which I doubt), it would help reduce obesity, less obesity would curtail health costs, curtailing heath costs would be a plus, getting rid of ILLEGALS WOULD BE A PLUS.

koan · Post by **koan** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 5:56 pm

Another way to save gas is to not drive your car.

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 8:43 pm

Yet another thing that could benefit from a run through Snopes:

Carlin

:-6