I'd Love to Be a Woman!

Post by **jones jones** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 9:05 am

Gee, i'd love to be a woman

They've such an easy life,

I'd love to be a woman

Be some rich sucker's wife.

Gee, its hard to be a man

We've such a trying life,

Its hard to be a man

Serving some rich sucker's wife.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 9:13 am

jones jones;769755 wrote: Gee, i'd love to be a woman

They've such an easy life,

I'd love to be a woman

Be some rich sucker's wife.

Gee, its hard to be a man

We've such a trying life,

Its hard to be a man

Serving some rich sucker's wife.

Stop it now...youre making me weep.

You big teddy bear. :-4:-4:-4

Post by **jones jones** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 9:30 am

Nomad;769764 wrote: Stop it now...youre making me weep.

You big teddy bear. :-4:-4:-4

you are one crazy mother :wah:

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 10:00 am

come take my place today!

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 10:04 am

Dishes still need washed here, Wendy. He can stop by here first! :wah:

Post by **jones jones** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 10:05 am

WonderWendy3;769818 wrote: come take my place today!

hmmmm!

Post by **jones jones** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 10:06 am

chonsigirl;769819 wrote: Dishes still need washed here, Wendy. He can stop by here first! :wah:

i wash the dishes every single night (i lie ... except saturday and sunday night)

honest to God!

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 10:09 am

chonsigirl;769819 wrote: Dishes still need washed here, Wendy. He can stop by here first! :wah: :wah: Okay chosi, fair enough....at least he has a few hours in between us to get ready for the countertop full at my house.

jones jones;769820 wrote: hmmmm! Come on down Mister, if you think I have it so good....really I'm ready!

jones jones;769821 wrote: i wash the dishes every single night (i lie ... except saturday and sunday night)

honest to God!
by hand? I wash them by hand and have a sink full EVERY day too!

Patsy Warnick · Post by **Patsy Warnick** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 10:12 am

Well, Well, Well - Hello JJ

You wouldn't Love being a Woman - menapause sucks

Patsy

kinks · Post by **kinks** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 10:27 am

hey jj, been a while since i've seen you here

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 10:31 am

jones jones;769821 wrote: i wash the dishes every single night (i lie ... except saturday and sunday night)

honest to God!

Ah, you are a gem!

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 10:38 am

jones jones;769755 wrote: Gee, i'd love to be a woman

They've such an easy life,

I'd love to be a woman

Be some rich sucker's wife.

Gee, its hard to be a man

We've such a trying life,

Its hard to be a man

Serving some rich sucker's wife.Love it lol except not sure about that bit sunshine :-5......:wah::rolleyes:;):p

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 10:42 am

Easy life, now what would that be like.....

Being able to sleep in on two hour delay days-gosh no, my husband got up at

5 am anyway! Having a weekend off, no way, not with two jobs right now. Third kicks up in spring....But I did do my dishes before I posted.

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 12:06 pm

well speaking for me...I love my life and wouldnt want to swap it........So I can understand you wanting to be me :wah::wah::-4

littlemissgiggle · Post by **littlemissgiggle** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 1:35 pm

you can come and be me if you like

i would love to be man for the days see what things feel like on the other side. :-3

minks · Post by **minks** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 1:49 pm

ok come on and swap with me...

single mother ...don't let that scare you

you will get the hang of dealing with a 17 year old with ADHD who is completely reckless and irresponsible

Oh and not to mention a 20 year old who is a young mother with major "life" issues

And yes the sharp constant pain in my arse of an ex husband, come on JJ it'll be fun hehehehe

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 2:07 pm

minks;769944 wrote: ok come one and swap with me...

single mother ...don't let that scare you

you will get the hang of dealing with a 17 year old with ADHD who is completely reckless and irresponsible

Oh and not to mention a 20 year old who is a young mother with major "life" issues

And yes the sharp constant pain in my arse of an ex husband, come on JJ it'll be fun hehehehe

Ha....good job minksy!!

I won't even go there....single mom with 3 boys is all I usually have to say and then watch 'em run like the wind!

minks · Post by **minks** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 2:18 pm

WonderWendy3;769949 wrote: Ha....good job minksy!!

I won't even go there....single mom with 3 boys is all I usually have to say and then watch 'em run like the wind!

yep we all have our challenges eh hehehehehe

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 2:20 pm

I'll trade you my 130 6th graders for 3 boys.....no, wait a minute, I already had my four and they're grown!:wah:

Post by **jones jones** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 3:06 pm

WonderWendy3;769823 wrote: :wah: Okay chosi, fair enough....at least he has a few hours in between us to get ready for the countertop full at my house.

Come on down Mister, if you think I have it so good....really I'm ready!

by hand? I wash them by hand and have a sink full EVERY day too!

by hand yes ...

Post by **jones jones** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 3:08 pm

Patsy Warnick;769824 wrote: Well, Well, Well - Hello JJ

You wouldn't Love being a Woman - menapause sucks

Patsy

oops!

forgot about that patsy ... thanx for the reminder ... isn't there stuff you can do that stops that?

Post by **jones jones** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 3:09 pm

kinks;769827 wrote: hey jj, been a while since i've seen you here

and much too long since I'VE seen you!

Post by **jones jones** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 3:11 pm

chonsigirl;769828 wrote: Ah, you are a gem!

jeez ... i know!

Post by **jones jones** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 3:12 pm

Carolly;769831 wrote: Love it lol except not sure about that bit sunshine :-5......:wah::rolleyes:;):p

you mean women DON"T have an easy life!

Post by **jones jones** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 3:13 pm

chonsigirl;769833 wrote: Easy life, now what would that be like.....

Being able to sleep in on two hour delay days-gosh no, my husband got up at

5 am anyway! Having a weekend off, no way, not with two jobs right now. Third kicks up in spring....But I did do my dishes before I posted.

but you live in nirvana sweetie ... paradise! nobody does dishes in paradise!

Post by **jones jones** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 3:14 pm

Chezzie;769862 wrote: well speaking for me...I love my life and wouldnt want to swap it........So I can understand you wanting to be me :wah::wah::-4

a well contented lady ... a wonderful if rare person!

Post by **jones jones** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 3:15 pm

littlemissgiggle;769940 wrote: you can come and be me if you like

i would love to be man for the days see what things feel like on the other side. :-3

oooooooh! saucy! (things feel good this side)

Post by **jones jones** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 3:18 pm

minks;769944 wrote: ok come on and swap with me...

single mother ...don't let that scare you

you will get the hang of dealing with a 17 year old with ADHD who is completely reckless and irresponsible

Oh and not to mention a 20 year old who is a young mother with major "life" issues

And yes the sharp constant pain in my arse of an ex husband, come on JJ it'll be fun hehehehe

jeez ... well if you put it that way minks ... sounds REAL scary! how the hell do you cope with that pain in your butt?

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 4:49 pm

Gee, i'd love to be a woman

They've such an easy life,

I'd love to be a woman

Be some rich sucker's wife.

I came home from the day of hell at work and read this. I wanted to do

this----> :-5 to you. :wah:

I want to be a man! I want to sit after work and on my days off while I watch the woman bust her butt to work and keep up with the house. :p

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 5:30 pm

Peg;770015 wrote: I came home from the day of hell at work and read this. I wanted to do

this----> :-5 to you.

I want to be a man! I want to sit after work and on my days off while I watch the woman bust her butt to work and keep up with the house. :p:wah::wah::wah:;)

weeder · Post by **weeder** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 9:50 pm

Yeah, Its been a real ball. Never mind married to a rich husband... how about a date who could pick up the check? Lots of real men out there.

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 11:17 pm

weeder;770068 wrote: Yeah, Its been a real ball. Never mind married to a rich husband... how about a date who could pick up the check? Lots of real men out there.

I hear ya sista!!

I finally found one of those, and he moved away!

-1:-1

Post by **jones jones** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 11:22 pm

Peg;770015 wrote: I came home from the day of hell at work and read this. I wanted to do

this----> :-5 to you. :wah:

I want to be a man! I want to sit after work and on my days off while I watch the woman bust her butt to work and keep up with the house. :p

but peg ... my woman never has to do stuff like that!

Jj.

grh · Post by **grh** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 12:07 am

I don't think I could swap with a guy 'cause I'm pretty sure I would either pull a muscle or go blind within 24 hours..:sneaky:

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 7:31 am

grh;770097 wrote: I don't think I could swap with a guy 'cause I'm pretty sure I would either pull a muscle or go blind within 24 hours..:sneaky:

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Thanks for my morning laugh!

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 8:10 am

I'd Love to Be a Woman!

A wig, a decent dress, some nylons and a little lipstick.

Whats the problem ?

Post by **jones jones** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 8:12 am

Nomad;770222 wrote: I'd Love to Be a Woman!

A wig, a decent dress, some nylons and a little lipstick.

Whats the problem ?

jeez ... are you back again? okay ... send me a picture first and then i'll decide if i wanna date you ... and don't forget the lipstick ...

Jj

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 8:25 am

jones jones;770224 wrote: jeez ... are you back again? okay ... send me a picture first and then i'll decide if i wanna date you ... and don't forget the lipstick ...

Jj

That was yesterday. Im not feeling you today. Sorry nothing personal.

I meant for you, if you want to be female take some of your mad money stash and get yourself a nice outfit.

Be damned sure before you set foot in public though.

Thats a commitment your neighbors probably wont forget.

Post by **jones jones** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 8:29 am

Nomad;770231 wrote: That was yesterday. Im not feeling you today. Sorry nothing personal.

I meant for you, if you want to be female take some of your mad money stash and get yourself a nice outfit.

Be damned sure before you set foot in public though.

Thats a commitment your neighbors probably wont forget.

huh? say wot dude?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 8:33 am

jones jones;770235 wrote: huh? say wot dude?

The header says youre ready to make "the transition"

Post by **jones jones** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 8:36 am

Nomad;770237 wrote:

The header says youre ready to make "the transition"

O ... ... kay ... if you say so ...

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 8:44 am

This is a mixed gender forum.

Gay, lesbian, transsexual, cross dressers etc thus Forum -->Garden<--

Get it now ?

Its ok, youre safe here.

At least I think it is.

It is right ?

Post by **jones jones** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 10:17 am

Nomad;770241 wrote: This is a mixed gender forum.

Gay, lesbian, transsexual, cross dressers etc thus Forum -->Garden

i'm safe here? really? jeez i haven't felt safe here for a long time!

thanx nomad ... or should i say ... nommy?

minks · Post by **minks** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 10:56 am

jones jones;769981 wrote: jeez ... well if you put it that way minks ... sounds REAL scary! how the hell do you cope with that pain in your butt?

self medication JJ :wah:

Post by **jones jones** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 11:04 am

minks;770324 wrote: self medication JJ :wah:

thought it might be something like that minks!

Jj

minks · Post by **minks** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 11:14 am

jones jones;770335 wrote: thought it might be something like that minks!

Jj

aw but you know what JJ, there are times when I know I would not like to be a man

Post by **jones jones** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 11:42 am

minks;770341 wrote: aw but you know what JJ, there are times when I know I would not like to be a man

like i said in the poem love ... its tough to be a man!

Jj

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 12:48 pm

it aint easy being a woman either...:wah: