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Love you. Kiss. See you later.Whats for dinner.:guitarist:guitarist
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Chezzie
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wine me dine me 69 me :lips:
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[quote=Idgie;772723]What messages would we see on them? :D



Post your favorites!







"Roses: Great. Diamonds: Better!"[/quote]

It should say: "I've been brainwashed by the diamond industry, Please help!!"
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whats yours is mine and whats mine is me own :wah:
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Interesting place for a heartbeat.:thinking:

:sneaky:
Who are they to protest me? Who are they? Unless they've been me and been there and know what the hell they're yelling about!

:yh_glasse

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grh;772815 wrote: Interesting place for a heartbeat.:thinking:



:sneaky:




:wah::wah:



You can go now... :D eeeek! not you grh lol on the love heart hehehehe
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You're amazing.
Nullius in verba ... ☎||||||||||| ... To Fate I sue, of other means bereft, the only refuge for the wretched left. ... Hold no regard for unsupported opinion.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious. [Fred Wedlock, "The Folker"]
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.

When you design tactics to maximise suffering on civilian populations and your only constraint is operational rather than moral, you've told the world who you are.
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"Melts in my mouth..melts my heart."
Life is a Highway. Let's share the Commute.
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Bite me!:D
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"Just shut up and get naked" :D or "Just shut up and give me your paycheck" :D

Notice both say shut up........;)
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drumbunny1;773041 wrote: "Just shut up and get naked" :D or "Just shut up and give me your paycheck" :D

Notice both say shut up........;)


I like the way you think!
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Be mine!
Nullius in verba ... ☎||||||||||| ... To Fate I sue, of other means bereft, the only refuge for the wretched left. ... Hold no regard for unsupported opinion.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious. [Fred Wedlock, "The Folker"]
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.

When you design tactics to maximise suffering on civilian populations and your only constraint is operational rather than moral, you've told the world who you are.
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If you insist.:sneaky:
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Peg;773069 wrote: If you insist.:sneaky:


Now, that on a candy heart is pretty powerful.
Nullius in verba ... ☎||||||||||| ... To Fate I sue, of other means bereft, the only refuge for the wretched left. ... Hold no regard for unsupported opinion.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious. [Fred Wedlock, "The Folker"]
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.

When you design tactics to maximise suffering on civilian populations and your only constraint is operational rather than moral, you've told the world who you are.
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WonderWendy3;773032 wrote: Bite me!:D


you stole mine! :D

I'll go with the Jimmy Buffet song then..."why don't we get drunk and screw" :wah:

I ain't into none of that romance junk! :p
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"pull my hair" :sneaky:



or for the men:

"pull my finger":wah:
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Yes darling, I like a woman with a bit of meat on the bones.



or



I promise to listen to you and not just nod when I think I should



or



no your bum does not look big in that











These are going to be pretty big candy hearts!!!:-3
Originally Posted by spot

She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy





Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
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"are you the little engine that could?"
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If i could re-arrange the alphabet, i'd put U and I together
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I wish I was cross eyed so i could see you twice.
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If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
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Power to the Store Card
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Wanna park your car in my garage tonight?
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'whatever!'
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It's your turn. :wah:
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Idgie;775240 wrote: Don't make me come over there!


Please do :guitarist
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Idgie;775245 wrote: :wah:

Coffee, tea or....ME?


Me And You :-4
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