YZGI's In Bed Advice Column

venus · Post by **venus** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 3:36 pm

jimbo;519473 wrote: i still cant believe you know geof thompson ... whats he like in real life in his book he comes across like a really nice gentle guy

he reminds me of some other bald hero who's name escapes me:D

I wouldn't say l know the man but l have met him. and yes a really nice guy. very humble and approachable.

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 3:36 pm

YZGI;519497 wrote: A sure sign that the relationship has soured a bit. When you refer to them as a warthog.:wah:

that or you have sobered up :-3 :-3

venus · Post by **venus** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 3:37 pm

YZGI;519497 wrote: A sure sign that the relationship has soured a bit. When you refer to them as a warthog.:wah:

it's better than some of the other names that can be used!!:sneaky:

venus · Post by **venus** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 3:38 pm

jimbo;519503 wrote: that or you have sobered up :-3 :-3

:wah: the old beeer goggles!!!

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 3:39 pm

jimbo;519503 wrote: that or you have sobered up :-3 :-3

Bu then you would say. Hey whats your name, warthog?

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 3:40 pm

venus;519507 wrote: :wah: the old beeer goggles!!!
I used to think their air brushing must have faded.

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 3:45 pm

YZGI;519508 wrote: Bu then you would say. Hey whats your name, warthog?

:wah:

on that note good night guys , just called out to sue who is in bed ,honey your in luck your warthog feels lovin

she just shouted down you have been talking to wise guy again havent you :-3

you have a lot too answer for buddy :wah::wah:

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 5:24 pm

where's the line between "kinky" and "perverse?"

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 5:40 pm

Wolverine;519615 wrote: where's the line between "kinky" and "perverse?"

Good question...I think that YZGI is getting some rest....he had a LONG day of giving advice...I was impressed...

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 5:51 pm

WonderWendy3;519622 wrote: Good question...I think that YZGI is getting some rest....he had a LONG day of giving advice...I was impressed...

wait i have it...

kinky= feather

perverse= whole live chicken

right?

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 6:29 pm

Wolverine;519615 wrote: where's the line between "kinky" and "perverse?"

Kinky is wearing a Rubber Nun Suit

Perverse is having a sh1t in your Moms handbag...SO I'M TOLD

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 9:01 pm

Wolverine;519633 wrote: wait i have it...

kinky= feather

perverse= whole live chicken

right?

Right!! I'll agree with that!

Kinky is wearing a Rubber Nun Suit

Perverse is having a sh1t in your Moms handbag

Ummmm....er...yeah...I agree with that tooo...I'm skerred!!

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 10:33 am

Where is wise guy??? I have questions....Am I concupiscent????

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 10:35 am

WonderWendy3;520181 wrote: Where is wise guy??? I have questions....Am I concupiscent????
I would have to say a resounding YES. Now no fair making me look up words.

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 10:46 am

YZGI;520189 wrote: I would have to say a resounding YES. Now no fair making me look up words.

ahem!! cough cough!!:sneaky:

concupiscence

One entry found for concupiscence.

Main Entry: con·cu·pis·cence

Pronunciation: kÃ¤n-'kyÃ¼-p&-s&n(t)s, k&n-

Function: noun

Etymology: Middle English, from Anglo-French, from Late Latin concupiscentia, from Latin concupiscent-, concupiscens, present participle of concupiscere to desire ardently, from com- + cupere to desire

: strong desire; especially : sexual desire

- con·cu·pis·cent /-s&nt/ adjective

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 2:05 pm

Pinky;520192 wrote: Rubber nun suit!!! LMAO!:wah:

So is the nurse costume kinky too then?:D

no the nurse costume is HOT!!

but the naughty teacher outfit is even better....:-4

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 2:12 pm

I thought you liked the librarian!! (spelling???--I was alittle exciterated!!)

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 2:55 pm

WonderWendy3;520416 wrote: I thought you liked the librarian!! (spelling???--I was alittle exciterated!!)

nope. naughty teachers. yep yep yep:rolleyes:

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 5:14 pm

nope.. it's the long hair pulled up in a bun, glasses, blouse, skirt, and jacket. and a ruler.

and a peek at your thigh-high stockings

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 9:36 am

Is there anything other than strawberries that makes cum taste sweet in case I guy doesn't like them?

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 9:42 am

Pinky;629357 wrote: What do I do when all the batteries are dead and the shops are shut?:D

Go to the fridge.

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 9:47 am

crazygal;629349 wrote: Is there anything other than strawberries that makes cum taste sweet in case I guy doesn't like them?
I have no way of knowing.

You just had to bring this on back eh?:wah:

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 9:48 am

YZGI;629377 wrote: I have no way of knowing.

You just had to bring this on back eh?:wah:

That isn't good enough, you'll just have to do some research.

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 9:48 am

Pinky;629357 wrote: What do I do when all the batteries are dead and the shops are shut?:D

Stick your head in the freezer. When your hands start to shake , you will know what to do.

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 9:50 am

crazygal;629380 wrote: That isn't good enough, you'll just have to do some research.

Okay then. Fill your mouth with chocolate, then it wont matter.

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 9:51 am

YZGI;629383 wrote: Okay then. Fill your mouth with chocolate, then it wont matter.

I've tried that, it curdles. :wah:

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 9:57 am

crazygal;629386 wrote: I've tried that, it curdles. :wah:

you dirty cow ya the perfect woman

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 11:41 pm

el guapo;629396 wrote: you dirty cow ya the perfect woman

Ha ha, no need to tell me that. Queen of BJ's the fella calls me. I am so proud. :wah:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 12:12 am

YZGI;629383 wrote: Okay then. Fill your mouth with chocolate, then it wont matter.

no one can afford that much chocolate:wah: :wah:

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 3:18 am

jimbo;629896 wrote: no one can afford that much chocolate:wah: :wah:

Oi you, you wait, we'll meet up soon and I will kick your ass!

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 3:28 am

crazygal;629979 wrote: Oi you, you wait, we'll meet up soon and I will kick your ass!

never :wah: :wah:

i have my own crazywoman that does that :-3 :-3

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 4:42 am

jimbo;629990 wrote: never :wah:

i have my own crazywoman that does that :-3 :-3

Suzy can hold you down. :p

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 12:38 pm

here's a fun thread from the archives!:D:rolleyes:

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 3:51 pm

I like this thread Wendy - good find :sneaky:

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 8:57 am

WonderWendy3;772847 wrote: here's a fun thread from the archives!:D:rolleyes:

ThePheasant;772965 wrote: I like this thread Wendy - good find :sneaky:

what am I going to do with the two of you?? :rolleyes:

:yh_giggle

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 8:58 am

So who's gonna roll first:D

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 9:01 am

I will....

rolllllinnnn..................

snake eyes!! I pick chezzie and Sunny to ask Wisey a question!!:wah:

Is that how that works?:-3

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 9:05 am

WonderWendy3;773224 wrote: I will....

rolllllinnnn..................

snake eyes!! I pick chezzie and Sunny to ask Wisey a question!!:wah:

Is that how that works?:-3

Ohhhhh nooooo lil lady, roll again my dear....rule is first person to post after me asks the question....See rule 4567, paragraph 546 titled Chezzie's Rules of rolling:D

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 9:09 am

Wisey - Why do men never say 'Oh no not again Hunny! I knackered, and I have a head-ache'

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 9:43 am

ThePheasant;773230 wrote: Wisey - Why do men never say 'Oh no not again Hunny! I knackered, and I have a head-ache'
Because that wouldn't be manly and besides what is the best remedy for all that ails a man? Why sex of course. I figure the only men on prozac just ain't gettin enough if you know what I mean..

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 9:58 am

[quote=rjwould;773276]I say that and I'm functioning normally..

YZGI----Right hand or Left?[/quote]

Both, that way it seems that there are two women helping.

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 11:06 am

Both, that way it seems that there are two women helping.

:eek::eek::yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 1:14 pm

Wisey, How long do you think foreplay should last?

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 1:23 pm

WonderWendy3;773450 wrote: Wisey, How long do you think foreplay should last?
At least till you finish eating the popcorn