YZGI's In Bed Advice Column

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 1:24 pm

WonderWendy3;773450 wrote: Wisey, How long do you think foreplay should last?
Oh and what the hell were you thinking bringing this thread back?:wah:

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 1:26 pm

Dear yzgi-

I have a question for you about sex that may seem a little silly. I had a cold recently with a badly running nose. My Husband and I started having sex. While we were having sex, my nose stopped running completely. After we were done, my nose started running again. Do you know the reason for this?

—Sniffling

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 1:29 pm

Chezzie;773466 wrote: Dear yzgi-

I have a question for you about sex that may seem a little silly. I had a cold recently with a badly running nose. My Husband and I started having sex. While we were having sex, my nose stopped running completely. After we were done, my nose started running again. Do you know the reason for this?

—Sniffling
Your nose obviously doesn't like exercise while you're getting boinked..

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 1:36 pm

what if I eat so much popcorn I can't perform?:o

and I warned peeps that I was in archives yesterday looking for something for Jimbo...this is what I found!!!:wah:

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 1:38 pm

WonderWendy3;773483 wrote: what if I eat so much popcorn I can't perform?:o

and I warned peeps that I was in archives yesterday looking for something for Jimbo...this is what I found!!!:wah:
Well if your mouth is full of popcorn there are always other orifices that can be utilized.

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 1:59 pm

Dear YZGI

I can't decide between the wasically wabbit or the King Tut? Which do you recommend?

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 2:01 pm

Sheryl;773513 wrote: Dear YZGI

I can't decide between the wasically wabbit or the King Tut? Which do you recommend?
Oh definetly the wascally wabbit, he keeps going and going and going, and I here Tut has a problem with his Nut..

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 2:03 pm

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 2:53 pm

I think you got bugs bunny and the energizer bunny confused, do you do this with women also?

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 2:58 pm

WonderWendy3;773547 wrote: I think you got bugs bunny and the energizer bunny confused, do you do this with women also?
Bunnies is bunnies, some women need the energizer some just need for them to be bugged a bit.

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 3:00 pm

YZGI;773557 wrote: Bunnies is bunnies, some women need the energizer some just need for them to be bugged a bit.

:yh_worshp:yh_clap:yh_clap:yh_clap:yh_rotfl

Very good answer!!!

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 6:43 pm

Who should get the wet spot ?

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 6:50 pm

Nomad;773666 wrote: Who should get the wet spot ?

the creator of the wet spot!!....wait...wisey is supposed to answer this isn't he??

I'm waay out of line aren't I??

You are giving me that "you should be ashamed of yourself look aren't you??"

:o

ummm, so.....who gets the wet spot?

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 7:41 am

Nomad;773666 wrote: Who should get the wet spot ?

Whomever turned the garden hose on him, Once you get Spot dried out, send him back to FG I want to have some of the members here doused also..

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 11:14 am

do men enjoy kissing??

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 11:21 am

sunny104;774801 wrote: do men enjoy kissing??

No, not each other!! They do however enjoy a kiss with a pretty lady as long as their is a chance for it to move on to bigger and better things..

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 11:25 am

YZGI;774803 wrote: No, not each other!! They do however enjoy a kiss with a pretty lady as long as their is a chance for it to move on to bigger and better things..

:wah:

that answers the foreplay question.....:wah: