Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns

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shimmy
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Dear Walter : I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbor lady. I am 32, my husband is 34 , and we have been married for twelve years.

When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago, and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. He won't go to counseling and I'm afraid I can't get through to him anymore. Can you please help?

Sincerely, Anne



Dear Anne: A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber.

I hope this helps.

-Walter

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abbey
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Typical. :wah:
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Pheasy
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Typical man :wah:
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rjwould;775467 wrote: Dear Anne--

It's too bad you and your husband didn't take enough time and effort in working on your relationship up to now. Had the two of you spent more time talking and understanding one another instead of watching 'American Idol', 'are you smarter than a 5 year old' and 'CSI Miami', working too many hours and getting haircuts, your marriage may not have crumbled as it is now doing.

Now you want me to tell you how to fix it?

Typical....



--Walter


Nice reply RJ ..... but she wanted to know how to fix the car ..... :sneaky: typical male :D
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heh heh:wah:
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