Women! Good Lord give me wisdom!

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 7:23 pm

:wah: Doesn't hurt to have a spare.............

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 7:33 pm

And very wise and kind of them too! :wah:

A woman must have a working vacuum, it is just one of those things, Far. Ever since the kids were babies crawling on the floor, a woman must vacuum. It is just something that always will stay a habit, and a necessity, for us.

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 7:55 pm

Tsk...tsk You should have fixed it sooner or she wouldn't have felt the need to go get a new one. :sneaky: :wah:

Omni_Skittles · Post by **Omni_Skittles** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 7:56 pm

Jester;788673 wrote: Ok so, I'm kinda odd when it comes to household equipment...

I have a book in my home, that when something is broken my kids and wife write that it needs to be fixed in the book.

(don't laugh at me this is a very functional operation!)

You are by far strange... haha then again i should of known when you told me to fix my bulletin board.

Omni_Skittles · Post by **Omni_Skittles** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 8:20 pm

Jester;788692 wrote: Odder than hens teeth even!

:wah:
lol yes. I mean you have a list of things to do? What happened to the good ole yelling this needs fixing! I agree women are manipulators. my mom does it all the time! She teaches me ways to get things passed dad! i mean ya'll are just crazy if you ask me.

Omni_Skittles · Post by **Omni_Skittles** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 8:48 pm

Jester;788701 wrote: The book works in many ways, not just to get things fixed, I have a record of the date I fix stuff, how often it breaks and what parts break, when it needs to be cleaned etc. I also write down how much I spend on parts, I even estimte my labor in there so I know where my time goes.

Everybody tries a bit of manipulation, thats just life! ahahahaha

:wah:

I think to a certain extent my wife teaches my kids hwo to try it with me! But I'm sharper than a bowling ball on those methods, fall for them every time! The kids havn't figred out if they manipulate me to get icecream I get some too! :wah:my my. You're quite insane! see what war does to a person... they become crazy!

lol why would you not get ice cream!!! How old are your "kids"

Omni_Skittles · Post by **Omni_Skittles** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 9:21 pm

Jester;788717 wrote: ahahah darlin I been this way long before I went to war! I used to build wood boxes for all the tools in the barn. About drove my dad nuts! Made my grampa laugh! :wah:

Kids are 12, 15 and 17. Boy girl boy...wow lol so abouts my age and my little brother... only one girl... poor thing... please tell me your not the psycho dad who kills all guys that look at her!!!

Wait you being organized drove your dad nuts??? lol that's too funny... i still blame the war... no one can just be that... hmm crazy.

Omni_Skittles · Post by **Omni_Skittles** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 9:37 pm

Jester;788719 wrote: Funny you should mention that psycho dad thing... I got that covered!:sneaky:

You betya, when them boys come up the church steps I make sure to greet them with a hand shake they 'll not soon forget. I crush thier puny hands to pulp.

My daughter and I got a deal... if any boys ask her out she is to give them my number and they have to ask my permission, God help them.Why are dads so crazy like that?

Omni_Skittles · Post by **Omni_Skittles** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 9:40 pm

Jester;788722 wrote: My daughter is here with me, she wants to post. We'll make her words in blue font.

I'm Smashter, Jester's Daughter. I'm 15 and my dad is crazy. :wah:

(ok so she did not like blue font) :-2I agree how do you deal with him?

Omni_Skittles · Post by **Omni_Skittles** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 9:42 pm

Jester;788724 wrote: They love us.

Smashterdid your dad tell you to say that? but i agree dad's are crazy and still they love us. but still they're crazy.

Omni_Skittles · Post by **Omni_Skittles** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 9:44 pm

Jester;788725 wrote: I put salt in his coffee when he is bad. :wah:lol i did that to my mom once! it was amazing. that's a classic!

Omni_Skittles · Post by **Omni_Skittles** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 9:47 pm

Jester;788729 wrote: No, he is petting the dog. He's a good dad. This morning he took me for coffee but I did not salt hisaww what kinda dog do you have? Yea you do have a good dad. I'm glad you know that! I have a weird dad... he likes to teach math for fun!!! so weird. You drink coffee? eh... so did i at your age! are you a starbucks fan?

Omni_Skittles · Post by **Omni_Skittles** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 9:55 pm

Jester;788733 wrote: :wah: My dad does not like math. I'm lucky! I have a rat terrier, her name is Missy. That's where we went but dad does not like starbucks, too expensive. :rolleyes:I have a rat terrier too!!! That's Baby Girl yep that's her name... my sister named her lol... and the black one is a lab.. his name is Zao Dodge Middleton. yea he has a middle name... my family's weird. My dad thinks Starbucks is expensive and that the coffee is too weak! lol but we get some every Sunday.

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Omni_Skittles · Post by **Omni_Skittles** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 10:02 pm

Jester;788736 wrote: awww, they are cute. I love labs. I want a boxer too but dad says boxers are not ranch dogs.

Dodge! I love that name. Why Zao? lol i actually forgot something... that's the picture of my Yorkie... i don't think i have a pic of the rat terrier here with me. we just got her... Zao is a Christian Metal band. Yea so if you like rock or if you want to drive your dad insane with metal... that's the band to do it with lol... i think he was named by my older brothers friend. Boxers aren't ranch dogs lol but they are cool!

Omni_Skittles · Post by **Omni_Skittles** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 10:02 pm

Jester;788737 wrote: I have to get off now he says this is his playtime. Bye, nice meeting you.
you're too old to have a playtime Jester! hahaha

Omni_Skittles · Post by **Omni_Skittles** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 10:10 pm

lol i have a tea cup yorkie... and a rat terrier but i haven't been around it enough... they got it when i got to college so i never see it... which i don't mind at all! lol... and then my love is Zao... he really is my love. haha

Psycho dad? I was going for crazy... but hey if you're kid loves ya you must be doing something right... okay seriously how did you electrify the mat? That's amazing!!!

Uh... i don't know really.

Omni_Skittles · Post by **Omni_Skittles** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 10:11 pm

Jester;788741 wrote: Says who!

:wah:lol playtime is for children! so i thought anyway...

Omni_Skittles · Post by **Omni_Skittles** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 10:21 pm

Jester;788745 wrote: Conductive tape between layers of the bathmat when the water made contact so did he, its a hot foot thats for sure (I use a 6 volt battery.)

It's a classic barracks gag.

Missy is black, white, and tan and she can do all sorts of tricks, shes a vermin hunter on the ranch. I have even taken her out tracking mountain lions, she's pretty good at staying on the trail too.That's crazy! lol but amazing... hmmm i want to try that on my suite mates... no that would be a bad idea... maybe my oldest brother! ugh he annoys me!!!!! He's always misquoting the bible to me! ugh ugh ugh yep he's getting it!

Uh you don't kill the mountain lions do you? that would be evil and i would like cry! lol not really. My dogs can sit... and lay... and... umm eat happy meals... lol we spoiled ours rotten! i want another dog but dad says no... Dads:rolleyes: