Heaven

observer1 · Post by **observer1** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:26 am

A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St.Peter asked.

"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered.

"On a trip to the Black Hills of South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman.

I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.

So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, "Now, back off, or I'll kick the **** out of all of you!"

St. Peter was impressed .. "When did this happen?"

"Couple of minutes ago."

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:27 am

:wah: Good one!

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:31 am

:wah::wah: Not his smartest move then :wah:

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:58 am

John 15: 12-13

This is my commandment. That ye love one another as I have loved you.

Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his

friends.