Small Hands, Stubby Fingers

koan · Post by **koan** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:05 am

I see a lot of hands all day long and I'm sad to admit that I have trouble trying not to laugh when I encounter men who present hands with incredibly small, stubby fingers. All I can think is "so sorry" :wah:

:o

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:08 am

:wah:

I like big, manly hands!! :yh_drool :wah:

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:12 am

sunny104;798448 wrote:

:wah:

I like big, manly hands!! :yh_drool :wah:

Agreed!

But no dirt or grease under the fingernails, please:p

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:57 am

yeah i call them sausage fingers or chipolata hands....red, fatty and stubby lol:wah:

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:02 am

rjwould;798528 wrote: I don't get it, what are you sorry about?

:wah::wah: Oh RJ :wah: Come on post a piccy of your hands

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:04 am

Koans Best Client/customer of the day

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:09 am

rjwould;798572 wrote: I hesitate because I lost part of my right index finger 4 months ago. I don't have that much to lose, ya know...

ouch:-4

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:12 am

rjwould;798572 wrote: I hesitate because I lost part of my right index finger 4 months ago. I don't have that much to lose, ya know...

Ouch! How did you do that?

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:24 am

rjwould;798605 wrote: On my treadmill, believe it or not..

How? Did it caught in the belt? Thats quite scary! I have a treadmill

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:29 am

Wow poor you RJ that must have been a really nasty experience for you!

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:29 am

Ouch! - that must of been painful.

Nice tattoo by the way.

koan · Post by **koan** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:33 am

The correlation is in question is not a myth.

report

My favourite part is "the authors recommend larger-scale studies"

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 11:48 am

rjwould;798572 wrote: I hesitate because I lost part of my right index finger 4 months ago. I don't have that much to lose, ya know...

I think its horrible that Koan is amusing herself over your misfortune. You lose a part of your body (probably saving an elderly woman from being run over by a speeding train) and she mocks you in an offensive show of vociferous cruelty by starting a thread on the results of your heroism.

How sad.

kayleneaussie · Post by **kayleneaussie** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 12:54 pm

rjwould;798654 wrote: Sorry, not a member...What I am assuming is you're saying small hands mean small penises, is that correct?

What I am wondering is what it is you feel sorry about..Are you saying that a person with small hands is doomed to not having a fulfilling love life? Or perhaps people who correlate as you do, will know a mans secret? What exactly do you feel sorry for them for?

I though it was small feet small penises

kayleneaussie · Post by **kayleneaussie** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 1:46 pm

rjwould;798937 wrote: Can you imagine how small an Asian man with little, stubby hands, size 6 shoes and drives a red Porsche must be? Gosh.....

who cares, he has a red porsche:D

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 2:12 pm

kayleneaussie;798955 wrote: who cares, he has a red porsche:D

:wah::wah::wah:

koan · Post by **koan** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 7:01 pm

rjwould;798654 wrote: What I am wondering is what it is you feel sorry about

I just know how guys are insecure about such things. Perhaps I shouldn't feel sorry and just laugh? :sneaky:

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 7:08 pm

I'd be more worried about a bloke - or a woman - with a small mind.

koan · Post by **koan** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 7:09 pm

rjwould;799099 wrote: insecure about what? Perhaps you can stop being vague..

why would I want to stop being vague?

koan · Post by **koan** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 7:32 pm

Glad you can agree on where the humour of the thread comes from if not the source of the laughter.

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:01 pm

I have small hands and stubby fingers. Does that mean I have a small

:sneaky: :wah:

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:18 pm

I was looking for the video of Jeff Foxworthy's skit about women saying that "if a man has big hands, big feet or big ears...must mean that his member is huge"... and his punchline is...."He better be packing something because he is ONE ugly Man!!":wah::wah::wah:

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 3:22 am

I went out with a man who owned a Porsche once.

In some cases it's true about fast cars being a penis substitute.

He sold it and bought a Mini.:sneaky:

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 2:41 pm

It's not the size of a man's hands that count.............it's what he does and can do with them that does.

;)

koan · Post by **koan** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 7:23 pm

rjwould;799409 wrote: Ya have to admit though, it's interesting that when some people look at a certain part of the body (in this case hands), they see another body part in their mind.

When this happens, the person doing the looking is looking at the wrong person.

nah. when it happens the person has looked at far too many hands in too short a time period and is getting loopy. :p

rjwould;801511 wrote: I can fix almost anything mechanical with mine....:yh_worshp

there, there. you've got good, fuzzy feelings again. well done.