Daddy's car in the woods?

[el guapo]

Daddy's car in the woods?

Little

Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go

into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane

in a passionate embrace.



Little

Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself as

he

ran home and started to tell his mother. "Mommy, I was at the

playground



and

I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to

look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, and then he helped her

take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his

pants off, then Aunt Jane..."

At

this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such

an interesting story, suppose you save! the rest of it for supper

time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it

tonight."

At

the dinner table that evening, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his

story. Johnny started his story, "I was at the playground and I

saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to

look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take

off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off,

then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and

Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army."



Mommy

fainted!



Moral:

Sometimes you need to listen to the whole

story

before you interrupt!

[Peg]

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl