Just wanted to stop by and say Happy Easter to everyone here at the ForumGarden with hope that you had a most enjoyable Easter and had the chance to eat some scrumptious, fattening-put-on-pounds jelly beans, chocolate eggs and all that other sweet good stuff!
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Just wanted to stop by and say Happy Easter to everyone here at the ForumGarden with hope that you had a most enjoyable Easter and had the chance to eat some scrumptious, fattening-put-on-pounds jelly beans, chocolate eggs and all that other sweet good stuff!
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Hi Kay, sorry I missed you earlier matey !
:-4
Hi Fuzzy ! Best of luck with changing the rooms round ! It sounds like a slightly major job ! :-5 :rolleyes: :-6
Hi Fuzzy ! Best of luck with changing the rooms round ! It sounds like a slightly major job ! :-5 :rolleyes: :-6
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Miss Maam;814022 wrote:
Just wanted to stop by and say Happy Easter to everyone here at the ForumGarden with hope that you had a most enjoyable Easter and had the chance to eat some scrumptious, fattening-put-on-pounds jelly beans, chocolate eggs and all that other sweet good stuff!
Good Day Diane and Happy Easter to you also;)
Just wanted to stop by and say Happy Easter to everyone here at the ForumGarden with hope that you had a most enjoyable Easter and had the chance to eat some scrumptious, fattening-put-on-pounds jelly beans, chocolate eggs and all that other sweet good stuff!
Good Day Diane and Happy Easter to you also;)
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Miss Maam;814022 wrote:
Just wanted to stop by and say Happy Easter to everyone here at the ForumGarden with hope that you had a most enjoyable Easter and had the chance to eat some scrumptious, fattening-put-on-pounds jelly beans, chocolate eggs and all that other sweet good stuff!
Hi there Miss Maam ! Nice to see you ! :-6 I hope you had a good Easter as well
Just wanted to stop by and say Happy Easter to everyone here at the ForumGarden with hope that you had a most enjoyable Easter and had the chance to eat some scrumptious, fattening-put-on-pounds jelly beans, chocolate eggs and all that other sweet good stuff!
Hi there Miss Maam ! Nice to see you ! :-6 I hope you had a good Easter as well
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Hi Carol ! sorry, I didn't see you had popped in mate ! I hope you had a good evening Mrs.
:-4
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Night night, and day day to my friends XXX
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Night Gill.........yes it was a good evening tar.........see that Hopes about.........hope she had a lovely Easter Sunday:).............mind you cleaning the oven would have been better than mine:(:rolleyes:
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Carolly;814034 wrote: Night Gill.........yes it was a good evening tar.........see that Hopes about.........hope she had a lovely Easter Sunday:).............mind you cleaning the oven would have been better than mine:(:rolleyes:
Hi Carol!
yes i did have a lovely Easter Sunday, went to church this morning, lots of people there, we have a great preacher but he was really inspiring this morning!
had a nice lunch with my mom,
Jacob loved his Easter basket!
carried him to see his other grandparents, they had an Easter basket for him too, some of his cousins were there and he got to hide Easter eggs with them, he really liked that, he didn't want to stop after all the eggs had been found!:wah:
i think he really enjoyed his day but he got really tired he went to sleep soon as we got home.
Hi Carol!
yes i did have a lovely Easter Sunday, went to church this morning, lots of people there, we have a great preacher but he was really inspiring this morning!
had a nice lunch with my mom,
Jacob loved his Easter basket!
carried him to see his other grandparents, they had an Easter basket for him too, some of his cousins were there and he got to hide Easter eggs with them, he really liked that, he didn't want to stop after all the eggs had been found!:wah:
i think he really enjoyed his day but he got really tired he went to sleep soon as we got home.
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Gonna put on again for Hope the pictures I took this morning out of my bedroom window when it was snowing;)
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Hope6;814040 wrote: Hi Carol!
yes i did have a lovely Easter Sunday, went to church this morning, lots of people there, we have a great preacher but he was really inspiring this morning!
had a nice lunch with my mom,
Jacob loved his Easter basket!
carried him to see his other grandparents, they had an Easter basket for him too, some of his cousins were there and he got to hide Easter eggs with them, he really liked that, he didn't want to stop after all the eggs had been found!:wah:
i think he really enjoyed his day but he got really tired he went to sleep soon as we got home.
Glad you enjoyed it sweetheart.............gotta go to bed now as its very late and I have alot on tomorrow................visitors etc:rolleyes:.Hope to chat soonxxx
Nite Nite Everyonexxxxx;)
yes i did have a lovely Easter Sunday, went to church this morning, lots of people there, we have a great preacher but he was really inspiring this morning!
had a nice lunch with my mom,
Jacob loved his Easter basket!
carried him to see his other grandparents, they had an Easter basket for him too, some of his cousins were there and he got to hide Easter eggs with them, he really liked that, he didn't want to stop after all the eggs had been found!:wah:
i think he really enjoyed his day but he got really tired he went to sleep soon as we got home.
Glad you enjoyed it sweetheart.............gotta go to bed now as its very late and I have alot on tomorrow................visitors etc:rolleyes:.Hope to chat soonxxx
Nite Nite Everyonexxxxx;)
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Well I have had a big day with visitors and now I am stuffed so wont beup very late tonight.:yh_tired
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Blimey
Ive seen more life at a wake:-2.........hope you all are ok this cold day....well in posh Essex it is anyway:(
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Just dropping in to say goodnight.
Had a big suprise today my best friend & her husband came for a suprise visit.:-4
Hope you all had/have a great day.
Love the snow pics.
Catch up tomorrow:-4:-4:-6
Had a big suprise today my best friend & her husband came for a suprise visit.:-4
Hope you all had/have a great day.
Love the snow pics.
Catch up tomorrow:-4:-4:-6
It's nice to be important,but more important to be nice.
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mrsK;814116 wrote: Just dropping in to say goodnight.
Had a big suprise today my best friend & her husband came for a suprise visit.
Hope you all had/have a great day.
Love the snow pics.
Catch up tomorrow:-4:-6Hi H........glad you
had a nice day;)Fink I will sing as Im in the mood:guitarist
To all the men I've loved before
Who travelled in and out my door
I'm glad they came along
I dedicate this song
To all the men I've loved before
To all the men I once caressed
And may I say I've held the best
For helping me to grow
I owe a lot I know
To all the men I've loved before
The winds of change are always blowing
And every time I try to stay
The winds of change continue blowing
And they just carry me away
To all the men who shared my life
But now I am somebody else's wife
I'm glad they came along
I dedicate this song
To all the men I've loved before
To all the men who cared for me
Who filled my nights with ecstasy
They live within my heart
I'll always be a part
Of all the men I've loved before
The winds of change are always blowing
And every time I try to stay
The winds of change continue blowing
And they just carry me away
To all the men we've loved before
Who travelled in and out our doors
We're glad they came along
We dedicate this song
To all the men we've loved before
To all the men we've loved before
Who travelled in and out our doors
We're glad they came along
We dedicate this song
To all the men we've loved before..................
:)
Had a big suprise today my best friend & her husband came for a suprise visit.
Hope you all had/have a great day.
Love the snow pics.
Catch up tomorrow:-4:-6Hi H........glad you
had a nice day;)Fink I will sing as Im in the mood:guitarist
To all the men I've loved before
Who travelled in and out my door
I'm glad they came along
I dedicate this song
To all the men I've loved before
To all the men I once caressed
And may I say I've held the best
For helping me to grow
I owe a lot I know
To all the men I've loved before
The winds of change are always blowing
And every time I try to stay
The winds of change continue blowing
And they just carry me away
To all the men who shared my life
But now I am somebody else's wife
I'm glad they came along
I dedicate this song
To all the men I've loved before
To all the men who cared for me
Who filled my nights with ecstasy
They live within my heart
I'll always be a part
Of all the men I've loved before
The winds of change are always blowing
And every time I try to stay
The winds of change continue blowing
And they just carry me away
To all the men we've loved before
Who travelled in and out our doors
We're glad they came along
We dedicate this song
To all the men we've loved before
To all the men we've loved before
Who travelled in and out our doors
We're glad they came along
We dedicate this song
To all the men we've loved before..................
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morning everyone,
bit better here today, the wind has dropped ( but then i've had no vodka either
) its still raining and im soaked through cos i got stuck in the fields for 30mins this morning. theres a guy that walks two english bull terriers in the car park and they attack anything that moves, including each other and i didnt dare take my dog past them so i had to wait til he put them back in the car and drove off.
bit better here today, the wind has dropped ( but then i've had no vodka either
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Carolly;814118 wrote: Hi H........glad you
had a nice day;)Fink I will sing as Im in the mood:guitarist
To all the men I've loved before
Who travelled in and out my door
I'm glad they came along
I dedicate this song
To all the men I've loved before
To all the men I once caressed
And may I say I've held the best
For helping me to grow
I owe a lot I know
To all the men I've loved before
The winds of change are always blowing
And every time I try to stay
The winds of change continue blowing
And they just carry me away
To all the men who shared my life
But now I am somebody else's wife
I'm glad they came along
I dedicate this song
To all the men I've loved before
To all the men who cared for me
Who filled my nights with ecstasy
They live within my heart
I'll always be a part
Of all the men I've loved before
The winds of change are always blowing
And every time I try to stay
The winds of change continue blowing
And they just carry me away
To all the men we've loved before
Who travelled in and out our doors
We're glad they came along
We dedicate this song
To all the men we've loved before
To all the men we've loved before
Who travelled in and out our doors
We're glad they came along
We dedicate this song
To all the men we've loved before..................
:)
had a nice day;)Fink I will sing as Im in the mood:guitarist
To all the men I've loved before
Who travelled in and out my door
I'm glad they came along
I dedicate this song
To all the men I've loved before
To all the men I once caressed
And may I say I've held the best
For helping me to grow
I owe a lot I know
To all the men I've loved before
The winds of change are always blowing
And every time I try to stay
The winds of change continue blowing
And they just carry me away
To all the men who shared my life
But now I am somebody else's wife
I'm glad they came along
I dedicate this song
To all the men I've loved before
To all the men who cared for me
Who filled my nights with ecstasy
They live within my heart
I'll always be a part
Of all the men I've loved before
The winds of change are always blowing
And every time I try to stay
The winds of change continue blowing
And they just carry me away
To all the men we've loved before
Who travelled in and out our doors
We're glad they came along
We dedicate this song
To all the men we've loved before
To all the men we've loved before
Who travelled in and out our doors
We're glad they came along
We dedicate this song
To all the men we've loved before..................
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Ahhhh fanks Helen...................those were the days :wah::rolleyes:;)
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Er Fanks Winkle
........................Im sure his trying to wind me up:-5:rolleyes::p but being the kind of girl I am I will smile at the heart throb instead
.................goodness his looking sexy today
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bloody ell jimbo, aint got time to read all that now !!:-2:D
got to get ready for work now, might be bank holiday monday but the holiday makers still need feeding.......... grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..............:rolleyes:
got to get ready for work now, might be bank holiday monday but the holiday makers still need feeding.......... grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..............:rolleyes:
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hi everyone:D
JImbo thanks for that Sketch, i love the monty python crew:wah:
looks like it might be a bit quiet here today with everyone having visitors,,, hope you all have a good day though. Its just been snowing a bit here again, even though the sun is shining at the same time:-3
JImbo thanks for that Sketch, i love the monty python crew:wah:
looks like it might be a bit quiet here today with everyone having visitors,,, hope you all have a good day though. Its just been snowing a bit here again, even though the sun is shining at the same time:-3
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In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
Martin Luther King Jr.
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Miss Maam;814022 wrote: [
Just wanted to stop by and say Happy Easter to everyone here at the ForumGarden with hope that you had a most enjoyable Easter and had the chance to eat some scrumptious, fattening-put-on-pounds jelly beans, chocolate eggs and all that other sweet good stuff!
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I have eaten all my choccies, Happy Easter:D
fuzzy butt;813947 wrote: Oh and btw HI!!!
HI Fuzzy!!!:-4
Carolly;814104 wrote: Blimey Ive seen more life at a wake.........hope you all are ok this cold day....well in posh Essex it is anyway:(
If you say so Carol:rolleyes::wah:
Just wanted to stop by and say Happy Easter to everyone here at the ForumGarden with hope that you had a most enjoyable Easter and had the chance to eat some scrumptious, fattening-put-on-pounds jelly beans, chocolate eggs and all that other sweet good stuff!
]
I have eaten all my choccies, Happy Easter:D
fuzzy butt;813947 wrote: Oh and btw HI!!!
HI Fuzzy!!!:-4
Carolly;814104 wrote: Blimey Ive seen more life at a wake.........hope you all are ok this cold day....well in posh Essex it is anyway:(
If you say so Carol:rolleyes::wah:
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Martin Luther King Jr.
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Ohhhhh there is life:)Hi there Kaz:);)
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Carolly;814181 wrote: Ohhhhh there is life:)Hi there Kaz:);)
HIya!!! thought you had company coming?:-3:D
HIya!!! thought you had company coming?:-3:D
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kazalala;814183 wrote: HIya!!! thought you had company coming?:-3:DNot till 3 mate;)So got another hour for me before I get ready:)
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Carolly;814192 wrote: Not till 3 mate;)So got another hour for me before I get ready:)
Ok.. you cooking a meal for them then? we just had a blizzard here, but its gone now:wah:
Ok.. you cooking a meal for them then? we just had a blizzard here, but its gone now:wah:
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In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
Martin Luther King Jr.
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Hi Carol!
Hi Kaz!
hope you are both well today!
just popped in for a minute, am on my way out the door, got errands to run and shopping to do.
hope to be back on later!
my love to you both!:-4
Hi Kaz!
hope you are both well today!
just popped in for a minute, am on my way out the door, got errands to run and shopping to do.
hope to be back on later!
my love to you both!:-4
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Hope6;814206 wrote: Hi Carol!
Hi Kaz!
hope you are both well today!
just popped in for a minute, am on my way out the door, got errands to run and shopping to do.
hope to be back on later!
my love to you both!:-4
See ya later then Hope:D:-4
Hi Kaz!
hope you are both well today!
just popped in for a minute, am on my way out the door, got errands to run and shopping to do.
hope to be back on later!
my love to you both!:-4
See ya later then Hope:D:-4
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In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
Martin Luther King Jr.
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Hello everybody!
Hope, Hi ! Pleased you had an enjoyable Easter !
Hi Kay, everybody seems to be having visitors today !
mrsK - That must have been a nice surprise for you, a visit from your best friend!
Carol - Hi, I enjoyed the chat with you and Kaz yesterday ! But don't wear yourself out with your visitors today - you aint gettin any younger Mrs !
Helen, Hi, shame you've had to work today, so don't overdo it mate. I suppose somebody's got to do it !
Hi Jimbo! Nice to see you, and I hope Suzy's OK. I ploughed through all that sketch - you'll have Forum Garden sending you a bill to add more pages matey !!
Hi Kaz, really enjoyed our connection with the webcam yesterday ! We'll have to do it again soon ! Gawd, can you imagine all of us on Skype - bedlam ! Of course the others will have to get themselves kitted up with audio webcams to be able to do it. We could have us a 'meet' without stepping out of the house :wah::wah: Actually, that would be rather nice

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Hope, Hi ! Pleased you had an enjoyable Easter !
Hi Kay, everybody seems to be having visitors today !
mrsK - That must have been a nice surprise for you, a visit from your best friend!
Carol - Hi, I enjoyed the chat with you and Kaz yesterday ! But don't wear yourself out with your visitors today - you aint gettin any younger Mrs !
Helen, Hi, shame you've had to work today, so don't overdo it mate. I suppose somebody's got to do it !
Hi Jimbo! Nice to see you, and I hope Suzy's OK. I ploughed through all that sketch - you'll have Forum Garden sending you a bill to add more pages matey !!
Hi Kaz, really enjoyed our connection with the webcam yesterday ! We'll have to do it again soon ! Gawd, can you imagine all of us on Skype - bedlam ! Of course the others will have to get themselves kitted up with audio webcams to be able to do it. We could have us a 'meet' without stepping out of the house :wah::wah: Actually, that would be rather nice
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Hello Hope and good to see you babe..........have a great day;)
Gill do you fink Im gonna sit here in me nightdress or me hair looking like a hedgehog on heat sometimes or me looking crap or whatever.........for whover to see............forget it sweetchops.........I have an image to keep up ye know:rolleyes:..........and this is not open for discusssion:p..........ask Kay she will:wah:;)
Gill do you fink Im gonna sit here in me nightdress or me hair looking like a hedgehog on heat sometimes or me looking crap or whatever.........for whover to see............forget it sweetchops.........I have an image to keep up ye know:rolleyes:..........and this is not open for discusssion:p..........ask Kay she will:wah:;)
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Carol, that's just confirmed it to me ! You're frit to death - don't know why ! But I should have realised there was no possible chance of you gettin an audio webcam, when you won't even get a microphone ! All I can say is, if I'm prepared to show me face and talk - the owd battle-axe as you sometimes call me, I just can't see what your problem is Mrs.
:yh_rotfl::yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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G#Gill;814279 wrote: Carol, that's just confirmed it to me ! You're frit to death - don't know why ! But I should have realised there was no possible chance of you gettin an audio webcam, when you won't even get a microphone ! All I can say is, if I'm prepared to show me face and talk - the owd battle-axe as you sometimes call me, I just can't see what your problem is Mrs. :eek:Yer well Gill your a glam baby.............I aint
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Carol, you don't HAVE to have it switched on you know, if you don't feel right to meet your public - you are in control of it :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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It was just on the local news about some blokes stealing a pregnant sheep and kicking and bashing it.....then getting a knife and doing gawd knows what and then throwing it into the sea..........tell ye Im so bloody angry and upset here..........the dirty rotten toerags...........love to cut their balls off...... the heartless gits.
:-5
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Right nobodys about and Im off............Hope you all are having a Nice Day;)
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To be honest, Carol, there is so much depressing 'news' on all the time. I try to avoid the 'main' news and just watch our local stuff, and even that is depressing more often than not. No wonder people go 'off the rails'. With so many news bulletins on each day, you would think they would keep a slot for 'good news only'. Cynically, I suppose, they may not find enough good news to fill that slot each day !
There seems to be an upsurge in this kind of nasty cruelty. It does take a very brave individual within a group of youngsters, to say 'No I am not joining in with that nasty cruel activity'. Also within this so-called 'gang culture' they have initiation ceremonies which involve this sort of activity, or criminal damage, or muggings etc., in order to be accepted as a member of a gang.
These people are the future of mankind ------------------- God help us all !!
There seems to be an upsurge in this kind of nasty cruelty. It does take a very brave individual within a group of youngsters, to say 'No I am not joining in with that nasty cruel activity'. Also within this so-called 'gang culture' they have initiation ceremonies which involve this sort of activity, or criminal damage, or muggings etc., in order to be accepted as a member of a gang.
These people are the future of mankind ------------------- God help us all !!
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Just a silly little ditty, which needs to be read out loud
:wah:
Si de lorez der bello
Forté lorez inarro
Demarnt lorez demarr trux
Fulof cousan hensan dux !
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Si de lorez der bello
Forté lorez inarro
Demarnt lorez demarr trux
Fulof cousan hensan dux !
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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Carolly;814247 wrote: Hello Hope and good to see you babe..........have a great day;)
Gill do you fink Im gonna sit here in me nightdress or me hair looking like a hedgehog on heat sometimes or me looking crap or whatever.........for whover to see............forget it sweetchops.........I have an image to keep up ye know:rolleyes:..........and this is not open for discusssion:p..........ask Kay she will)
read that 10 mins ago and im still laughing :wah::wah:
Gill do you fink Im gonna sit here in me nightdress or me hair looking like a hedgehog on heat sometimes or me looking crap or whatever.........for whover to see............forget it sweetchops.........I have an image to keep up ye know:rolleyes:..........and this is not open for discusssion:p..........ask Kay she will)
read that 10 mins ago and im still laughing :wah::wah:
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To my friends with children:-
WHY PARENTS DRINK
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. ' Hello ? '
'Is your daddy home?' he asked.
' Yes ,' whispered the small voice.
May I talk with him?'
The child whispered, ' No .'
Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, 'Is your Mommy there?' ' Yes .'
'May I talk with her?' Again the small voice whispered, ' No .'
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, 'Is anybody else there?'
' Yes ,' whispered the child, ' a policeman '.
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, 'May I speak with the policeman?'
' No, he's busy ', whispered the child.
'Busy doing what?'
' Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman ,' came the whispered answer.
Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, 'What is that noise?'
' A helicopter ' answered the whispering voice.
'What is going on there?' demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
Again, whispering, the child answered, ' The search team just landed a helicopter .'
Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, 'What are they searching for?'
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle... ' meee ...he...he...he.'
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WHY PARENTS DRINK
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. ' Hello ? '
'Is your daddy home?' he asked.
' Yes ,' whispered the small voice.
May I talk with him?'
The child whispered, ' No .'
Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, 'Is your Mommy there?' ' Yes .'
'May I talk with her?' Again the small voice whispered, ' No .'
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, 'Is anybody else there?'
' Yes ,' whispered the child, ' a policeman '.
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, 'May I speak with the policeman?'
' No, he's busy ', whispered the child.
'Busy doing what?'
' Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman ,' came the whispered answer.
Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, 'What is that noise?'
' A helicopter ' answered the whispering voice.
'What is going on there?' demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
Again, whispering, the child answered, ' The search team just landed a helicopter .'
Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, 'What are they searching for?'
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle... ' meee ...he...he...he.'
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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Carolly;814336 wrote: It was just on the local news about some blokes stealing a pregnant sheep and kicking and bashing it.....then getting a knife and doing gawd knows what and then throwing it into the sea..........tell ye Im so bloody angry and upset here..........the dirty rotten toerags...........love to cut their balls off...... the heartless gits.
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thats digusting, cant even call them animals cos animals dont behave like that:mad:
thats digusting, cant even call them animals cos animals dont behave like that:mad:
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afternoon gill,
been pretty busy today so thats keeping everyone happy here !!
got hospital tomorrow so i shall find out when they are going to have another go at that elusive kidney stone:-1
the sun is shining straight through my windows so i can now see another job i've got to do this week or i wont be able to see out of them soon :rolleyes:
been pretty busy today so thats keeping everyone happy here !!
got hospital tomorrow so i shall find out when they are going to have another go at that elusive kidney stone:-1
the sun is shining straight through my windows so i can now see another job i've got to do this week or i wont be able to see out of them soon :rolleyes:
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Helen;814615 wrote: afternoon gill,
been pretty busy today so thats keeping everyone happy here !!
got hospital tomorrow so i shall find out when they are going to have another go at that elusive kidney stone:-1
the sun is shining straight through my windows so i can now see another job i've got to do this week or i wont be able to see out of them soon :rolleyes:
Oh i hate doing windows!!!!
been pretty busy today so thats keeping everyone happy here !!
got hospital tomorrow so i shall find out when they are going to have another go at that elusive kidney stone:-1
the sun is shining straight through my windows so i can now see another job i've got to do this week or i wont be able to see out of them soon :rolleyes:
Oh i hate doing windows!!!!
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In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
Martin Luther King Jr.
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If you get an e-mail with 'Postcard' on it ----
Re: Virus Warning
snopes.com reports that this really does contain a virus.
Very good info on it here :
http://www.snopes.com/computer/virus/postcard.asp
Snopes also do thorough checks on the validity or otherwise on all sorts of statements, reports, warnings sent by e-mail. Definitely worth making a note of this link for future reference.
Re: Virus Warning
snopes.com reports that this really does contain a virus.
Very good info on it here :
http://www.snopes.com/computer/virus/postcard.asp
Snopes also do thorough checks on the validity or otherwise on all sorts of statements, reports, warnings sent by e-mail. Definitely worth making a note of this link for future reference.
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Hi Helen, Hi Kaz ! Everybody seems to have visitors today, so it's a bit quiet on the site, let alone this thread !
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Hi everyone its 4.45 am but looks like I misssed everyone.
Might have a milo and a ciggie.
It was so hot yesterday I slept with the air on last night and now I think I have a cold:(
Might have a milo and a ciggie.
It was so hot yesterday I slept with the air on last night and now I think I have a cold:(
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kayleneaussie;814677 wrote: Hi everyone its 4.45 am but looks like I misssed everyone.
Might have a milo and a ciggie.
It was so hot yesterday I slept with the air on last night and now I think I have a cold:(
Hiya Kay !! Let's face it Mrs, you're run down - over doing it, so of course you are vulnerable to catching anything that's going around. It usually takes a couple of days for a 'cold' to rear it's ugly head, so maybe you got yourself a chill ! Who have you mixed with a couple of days ago who may have had sniffles and sneezes ? You can catch these things just going round the shops ! Any way I do hope you can throw it off soon Kay XXX
Might have a milo and a ciggie.
It was so hot yesterday I slept with the air on last night and now I think I have a cold:(
Hiya Kay !! Let's face it Mrs, you're run down - over doing it, so of course you are vulnerable to catching anything that's going around. It usually takes a couple of days for a 'cold' to rear it's ugly head, so maybe you got yourself a chill ! Who have you mixed with a couple of days ago who may have had sniffles and sneezes ? You can catch these things just going round the shops ! Any way I do hope you can throw it off soon Kay XXX
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kayleneaussie;814677 wrote: Hi everyone its 4.45 am but looks like I misssed everyone.
Might have a milo and a ciggie.
It was so hot yesterday I slept with the air on last night and now I think I have a cold:(
its 5-55pm here, the sun is still shining and the clocks go forward next saturday.:-6
Might have a milo and a ciggie.
It was so hot yesterday I slept with the air on last night and now I think I have a cold:(
its 5-55pm here, the sun is still shining and the clocks go forward next saturday.:-6
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Helen;814698 wrote: its 5-55pm here, the sun is still shining and the clocks go forward next saturday.:-6
Ere Helen, that means we loose an hour's sleep Saturday night/Sunday morning !! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Ere Helen, that means we loose an hour's sleep Saturday night/Sunday morning !! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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