dad's dating rules

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 8:37 am

i was thinking we need some rules in place for when she is older ... do you think these go far enough

Almost. :wah:

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 12:37 pm

jimbo;785481 wrote: I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house.

Rule Ten:

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Hahaha need I say anymore, I doubt anyone would mention your daughters name now let alone anything else! :wah: :p

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 8:45 am

Have you checked out youtube.com - type in Trunkmonkey and that should take care of the problem in the car if the boy has one.

Omni_Skittles · Post by **Omni_Skittles** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 11:43 am

oh dear. Jimbo, I hope her mother is more sane!!! lol

Miss Maam · Post by **Miss Maam** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 9:28 am

You go dad! You must have known my parents! :wah: I've 1 daughter that my late husband and I both stated our rules. She's 26 now and quite the lady; see: No kids thank the Lord. My father words to me and my two sisters were: Nobody brings any children into this household but me and your mother! Those old-school rules were hard but in these days certainly appreciated.

My son's (her older brothers) now occasionally give their opinions and they hold nothing back! To all your rules; and I read them through, I can honestly say:

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 1:50 pm

JImbo, I want you to know that I did some homework for you. I found this song that you can practice and sing when your daughter goes out with the boys.

http://video.search.yahoo.com/video/pla ... 1116711639

I sure hope it comes up for ya.

kayleneaussie · Post by **kayleneaussie** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 3:20 pm

I just love your rules Jimbo, you sound just like me:D

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 8:29 pm

Jimbo you rule I'm sending this to my Son-In-Law so he can post it in the house for my Granddaughter when she starts dating which will be when she is about 30.:wah::wah:

nvalleyvee · Post by **nvalleyvee** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 9:16 pm

When Emily was 14 I heard a "thump da thump" pull up to my driveway. He came to the door and said "Yo- Emily here?"

Not here for you EVER......was my response.

I told him he coldn't return until he learned respect.

The next boy she had come to the house at 15 shook my hand - called me Maam - and had her home by curfew. Don't want to scare you but they are married now after dating for 8 years.

kinks · Post by **kinks** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 12:54 am

:wah::wah::wah: that was funny, my husband would agree with you on that....he always says our girls aren't allowed out the house till they're 40....LOL

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 6:07 am

Jimbo. very good BUT I have some more rules for your list.

Rule 11. remember the key under the flower pot.

Rule 12. change the locks on the doors.

Rule 13. keep the shot gun near the back door.

I have boxes of ammo if needed.

Call me we need to talk. LOL DID THAT.