Old Sayings

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Mon Mar 03, 2008 6:43 am

Theirs nowt queerer than folk

double helix · Post by **double helix** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 12:48 am

Don't have a pot to **** in.

Poorer than dirt

Missing a bolt,

only half lit,

empty upstairs,

dumber than dirt

Nobody home.

Uglier than sin,

face only a mother could love

Cow Patty · Post by **Cow Patty** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 7:31 am

Don't count your chicks before your eggs have hatched

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 1:08 pm

April showers bring May flowers

Wallaroo · Post by **Wallaroo** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:43 pm

If you marry a monkey for his wealth, the money goes and the monkey remains as is. Egyptian Proverb

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 6:52 am

Being so happy or food being so good, you could slap your grandma

Wallaroo · Post by **Wallaroo** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 11:45 pm

pickle me grandmother! (expression of surprise)

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 1:44 pm

Do as I say do and not as I do

moonpie · Post by **moonpie** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 3:32 pm

You got a piano tied to your ass? (for someone who wants you to get them something)

I told them how the cow ate the cabbage. (telling someone off}

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 5:30 pm

Ill make you smile on the other side of your face.......

Wallaroo · Post by **Wallaroo** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 8:07 pm

"Open Mouth, Insert Foot"

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 7:59 am

Clumsy as a bull in a china closet

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Sun Mar 09, 2008 8:58 am

don't put off until tomorrow what you can do today.

you don't know your head from a hole in the ground.

a stich in time saves nine.

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Sun Mar 09, 2008 9:45 am

Light at the end of the tunnel

Like a bat out of hell

Like a chicken with its head cut off

Wallaroo · Post by **Wallaroo** » Sun Mar 09, 2008 8:02 pm

6 to one - 1/2 a dozen to the other

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 12:35 pm

Loose lips sink ships

Wallaroo · Post by **Wallaroo** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 11:17 pm

when asked "Have you got a match?"....... Yeah, your face and my ass :yh_laugh

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 10:57 am

Wallaroo;799185 wrote: when asked "Have you got a match?"....... Yeah, your face and my ass :yh_laugh :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Got up on the wrong side of the bed

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 11:44 am

"Happier than a 2 ****** Billy Goat"

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 11:55 am

Smile and the world smiles with you.

Hey there CARLA!

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 2:24 pm

Caught with your pants down.

Champagne taste with a beer budget - Me

A friend in need is a friend indeed

You're treading deep water

You have to give before you can get

Whippersnapper

Wallaroo · Post by **Wallaroo** » Sun Mar 16, 2008 12:12 am

I was angered, for I had no shoes.

Then I met a man who had no feet.

Chinese Proverb

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Sun Mar 16, 2008 12:20 pm

A smile will gain you ten more years of life.

Wallaroo · Post by **Wallaroo** » Sun Mar 16, 2008 11:15 pm

"Well i`ll be a monkeys uncle....."

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 10:26 am

Does my fat ass make my ass look fat:wah:

Wallaroo · Post by **Wallaroo** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 8:24 pm

Be like the Wombat - eats roots and leaves :wah:

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 11:14 am

The wombat made me do it.

Wallaroo · Post by **Wallaroo** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 9:03 pm

Well - you could knock me over with a wombats leg!

911 · Post by **911** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 12:08 pm

He's a real pistol ball!

What's all that caterwalling?

I'll stick to you like a tick on a bloodhound.

Miss Maam · Post by **Miss Maam** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 11:04 am

He who hesitates is lost !