
Rain
Welsh rain is the wettest
It soaks and seeps and clings
Oozes itself slowly
Through your warmest, driest things.
Scottish rain is different
You'd never face it bare
Half solid when it hits you
It freezes in your hair.
Irish rain is ceaseless
They simply get it all
From drizzle through to downpour
And even waterfall;
But the rain in England happens
Only out of office hours
So we have our hottest summers
But remember only showers...