Far be it from me to be critical but...(I'm now going to criticise everything you just said)
I may be wrong... (of course I'm not!)
With all due respect...(I disagree completely and don't give a jot for your opinion)
Any others?...(I "really" don't want to be alone on this one or I shall look like the forum meanie)
Saying the opposite of what we mean
Saying the opposite of what we mean
Live the questions now. Perhaps you will then gradually, without noticing it, live along some distant day into the answers...Rainer Maria Rilke
Saying the opposite of what we mean
Let me throw in a few, just to help out.
We will work for a prosperity that is broadly shared...(let the rich get richer, it's what they're for)
Federal spending should not rise any faster than the paychecks of American families...(you won't *believe* what I've got in store here)
we must not overlook the weakest among us...(homeless? what homeless!)
Iranians, like all people, have a right to choose their own government, and determine their own destiny...(hey! foul call! who the hell let them elect a hardliner?)
this Nation and our friends are all that stand between a world at peace, and a world of chaos and constant alarm...(Resistance is futile!)
Your enemy is not surrounding your country - your enemy is ruling your country...(God, did I really say that?)
We exercise power without conquest...(no, those fortress bases are for your own troops, we'll not stay there more than, oh, a hundred years or so)
We will work for a prosperity that is broadly shared...(let the rich get richer, it's what they're for)
Federal spending should not rise any faster than the paychecks of American families...(you won't *believe* what I've got in store here)
we must not overlook the weakest among us...(homeless? what homeless!)
Iranians, like all people, have a right to choose their own government, and determine their own destiny...(hey! foul call! who the hell let them elect a hardliner?)
this Nation and our friends are all that stand between a world at peace, and a world of chaos and constant alarm...(Resistance is futile!)
Your enemy is not surrounding your country - your enemy is ruling your country...(God, did I really say that?)
We exercise power without conquest...(no, those fortress bases are for your own troops, we'll not stay there more than, oh, a hundred years or so)
Nullius in verba ... ☎||||||||||| ... To Fate I sue, of other means bereft, the only refuge for the wretched left. ... Hold no regard for unsupported opinion.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious. [Fred Wedlock, "The Folker"]
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious. [Fred Wedlock, "The Folker"]
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
Saying the opposite of what we mean
"Oh, you sounded terrific!" --- (If I have to listen to you sing again, I'm going to pierce my eardrums with a sharp object)
[FONT=Arial Black]I hope you cherish this sweet way of life, and I hope you know that it comes with a price.
~Darrel Worley~
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Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????
We won't be punished for our sins, but BY them.
~Darrel Worley~
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Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????
We won't be punished for our sins, but BY them.
Saying the opposite of what we mean
no, that dress doesn't make you look fat .........(but don't go to the beach because the "save the whales" people will drag you out beyond the surf to liberate you.) 
Saying the opposite of what we mean
posted by spot
this Nation and our friends are all that stand between a world at peace, and a world of chaos and constant alarm...(Resistance is futile!) :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
this Nation and our friends are all that stand between a world at peace, and a world of chaos and constant alarm...(Resistance is futile!) :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl