The Neverending Questionnaire

elixer · Post by **elixer** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 2:19 pm

It's exactly what it sounds like- just like an onomatopoeia, only that it's not....

Anyway, I'll start off with a question and the next person to post answers my question and leaves a new question for the next person.

Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?

elixer · Post by **elixer** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 2:26 pm

Good try rj!! But that's not how it's played. :rolleyes:

Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 9:33 am

Isn't this the same as answer a question with a question game? :-3

elixer · Post by **elixer** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 9:44 am

Nope, your response does not have to be in the form of a question. The objective is to answer the question posted, and then at the bottom of your post, leave a new question for the next poster.

For ex. I might ask, "What was the best thing before sliced bread?"

The nest person answers the question (it's meant to be light-hearted and silly) "Sliced woolly mammoth." Then they leave a new question, "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?"

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 10:06 am

Am I stupid or something

Still sounds like answere a question with a question :-2..I take a pass

Midget40 · Post by **Midget40** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 10:12 am

elixer;827011 wrote: It's exactly what it sounds like- just like an onomatopoeia, only that it's not....

Anyway, I'll start off with a question and the next person to post answers my question and leaves a new question for the next person.

Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?

In Electric Dreams - Maybe

If the material that a black box on an aeroplane is made of is so indestructible - Why dont they make the whole plane out of it?

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 10:19 am

Because it would be to heavy to lift off the ground? :wah:

Midget40 · Post by **Midget40** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 10:37 am

LOL

you have to leave a question TM

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 10:58 am

If you stick a key in an electrical outlet, will you get a shock?

sunny_bunny · Post by **sunny_bunny** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 3:07 pm

Trunk Monkey;827702 wrote: If you stick a key in an electrical outlet, will you get a shock?

Why go that far? Just look at my latest electricity bill - that'll give you a shock fer sure! :wah:

Whats the point of a solar-powered torch? :sneaky:

elixer · Post by **elixer** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 4:26 pm

Thank you, Midget

To eliminate the evidence in your arsonous endeavors...

Just how civil are civil wars?

Midget40 · Post by **Midget40** » Sun Apr 06, 2008 8:53 am

Well I Guess as long as they weren't rude while they were stabbing them to death...

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

elixer · Post by **elixer** » Sun Apr 06, 2008 9:12 am

...they just don't have a strong bond :-1

Isn't it scary that a doctor's office is called a practice?

Midget40 · Post by **Midget40** » Sun Apr 06, 2008 9:16 am

Thats cause they never get it right :wah:

How come sheep dont shrink when it rains?

elixer · Post by **elixer** » Sun Apr 06, 2008 9:21 am

:wah: Because they use woolite!!!

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Midget40 · Post by **Midget40** » Sun Apr 06, 2008 9:31 am

Thats for the people who just drive like they're blind...

Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?

elixer · Post by **elixer** » Sun Apr 06, 2008 9:35 am

Because executioners are so ethical and humane...

Could crop-circles be the work of a cereal killer?

Midget40 · Post by **Midget40** » Sun Apr 06, 2008 10:53 am

I think the wheatgerms killed them....

What Is The Speed Of Dark?

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Sun Apr 06, 2008 10:58 am

Midget40;828526 wrote: I think the wheatgerms killed them....

What Is The Speed Of Dark?

triple plus two the speed of light cos you cant see where you are going.

why do they say food for thought? I dont get food every time I think?

Midget40 · Post by **Midget40** » Sun Apr 06, 2008 11:21 am

Thats so fat people can feel intelligent...

And seeing as I'm going to get shot for that one anyway I may as well ask....

Can Fat People Go Skinny Dipping?

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Sun Apr 06, 2008 12:45 pm

Midget40;828573 wrote: Thats so fat people can feel intelligent...

And seeing as I'm going to get shot for that one anyway I may as well ask....

Can Fat People Go Skinny Dipping?

yes they use thin people as chopsticks to dip in the chocolate fountain:wah:

Can little people get too big for their boots?

elixer · Post by **elixer** » Sun Apr 06, 2008 1:39 pm

Not those poor children who lived with that little old woman in a shoe.

Why did she whip her children?

Midget40 · Post by **Midget40** » Tue Apr 08, 2008 4:01 am

So they'd have something else to think about besides being hungry...

Why did she HAVE that many children if she was living in a shoe and didn't know what to do with the ones she already had?

elixer · Post by **elixer** » Tue Apr 08, 2008 6:26 pm

She ran out of odor eaters and was hoping they'd absorb the smell.

Do pilots take crash-courses?

Midget40 · Post by **Midget40** » Wed Apr 09, 2008 5:02 am

Yep - On The School Of The Air

Do Cemetary Workers Prefer The Graveyard Shift?

cubbybear1 · Post by **cubbybear1** » Wed Apr 09, 2008 6:24 am

I would say so ,,it's really quiet and they could work mre efficiently,,

Why are Buffalo wings called such,,if they are made from a Chicken?

elixer · Post by **elixer** » Wed Apr 09, 2008 12:34 pm

that's just what they want you to think...

Why is it called chicken of the sea?

Midget40 · Post by **Midget40** » Wed Apr 09, 2008 11:17 pm

Mmm. I'll have to ask Jessica Simpson that one..

Why are people so obsessed about the chickens need to cross a road?