Real Friends!!!

[smithy87]

Are you tired of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:



1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry b**tard who made you sad

2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you

3. When you smile - I will know you finally got your wish

4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get

5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining

6. When you are confused - I will use little words

7. When you are sick - stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have

8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass



This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why? You may ask. Because you are my friend.

REMEMBER! A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I should bring a shovel.