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In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill.

Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.

"I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces.

"The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant.

It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves."

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"

The doctor quickly responded, " $5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain."

The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask,

"Why is the male brain so much more?"

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group,

"It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."
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Hehehe not bad I suppose!! :wah: :D
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:wah: Thank you, JJ...............thank you very much.
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along-for-the-ride;840261 wrote: :wah: Thank you, JJ...............thank you very much.




huh?:-2 did i just do something right for a change??? yaaaay!!!

must be cos i'm a blonde!
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jones jones;840266 wrote: huh?:-2 did i just do something right for a change??? yaaaay!!!



must be cos i'm a blonde!
TRAITOR I SAY!!:cool:
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YZGI;840305 wrote: TRAITOR I SAY!!:cool:




hey the ladies got clout here dude!

gotta keep them on my side!!!
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Reminds me of the joke about the dude that had a sex change operation. His buddy asked him if it hurt. He says hell yes it hurt. His buddy asks. Was it when they cut your penis off? He says no it was when they drilled the hole in my head to scoop out half my brains.:D
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YZGI;840315 wrote: Reminds me of the joke about the dude that had a sex change operation. His buddy asked him if it hurt. He says hell yes it hurt. His buddy asks. Was it when they cut your penis off? He says no it was when they drilled the hole in my head to scoop out half my brains.:D


you better put that football helmet on man! you gonna need it now!!!

good luck!

i'm outta here!!!
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