El-Al Queda Airlines

koan · Post by **koan** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 8:31 am

TERRORISTS have formed their own airline -- because they're afraid of getting on a plane that could be hijacked by other terrorists!

Fly the unfriendly skies

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 8:40 am

Well Boeing is looking for another contract since the United States Airforce turned them down.

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 8:44 am

:wah:

yeah, cuz we'd only be allowed to buy one way tickets! :wah:

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 8:46 am

I doubt they will have a problem with us taking nail clippers on board.

G-man · Post by **G-man** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 11:53 am

Yup... nail clippers, WMD, guns, explosive shoes, and I believe they now allow you to carry on your souvenir snow globes even.

mikeinie · Post by **mikeinie** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 11:53 am

There Logo:

'El-Al Queda Airlines.... what goes up, must come down'

mikeinie · Post by **mikeinie** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 12:04 pm

I hear that they are having a hard time keeping experienced pilots.