Ed Zachery Disease

Post by **jones jones** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 9:21 am

A woman was very distraught that she had not had a date or sex for

over five years. She was afraid that there might be something wrong with

her, so she decided to seek medical expertise with the well, known Chinese

sex therapist, Dr. Chang.

Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said 'OK, take off all your crose.' The woman did as she was told. 'Now get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room.' Again the women did as she was instructed.

Dr. Chang then said 'OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me.' As she

did Dr. Chang shook his head slowly. 'Your probrem vewy bad. You have

Ed Zachary disease. Wurse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or

dates.'

The woman asked anxiously 'Oh my God, Dr. Chang what is Ed Zachery

disease?'

Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied 'Ed Zachery disease is when your

face look Ed Zachery like your ass.

jennyswan · Post by **jennyswan** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 9:35 am

Brilliant! :wah:

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 9:37 am

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

hoppy · Post by **hoppy** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 9:39 am

Hell, send her over. I'm used to butt heads.