A Toy Boy

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 5:56 am

Often, after I have dropped my daughter off at school , I will go to the local gas station (garage

) and sometime fill up with gas (petrol

) and always get a coffee (coffee

). Well I haven't done that for a few days, so this morning when I went in, the 2 young girls and rather nice looking guy (hey .. give me a break - its not just a caffeine fix I need some mornings - nothing like a good 'view' to set you up for the day :sneaky:). So .... where was I ... oh yes .... so they were all saying 'hey where you been?', so I said I was busy with my 'toy boy' (not really I'm a good girl). But the reaction I got was ...well.... a little over the top ..... like they all fell on the floor laughing (I mean it really wasn't that funny). So here's my question what's your definition of a toy boy? I just have horrible visions of them thinking I had spent the last few days with a blow up vibrating friend or something. Seriously if thats the case ... then I'm never going there again.

:o

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 5:59 am

What toy boy would want me fgs.........mind you Pheasy I may have some chances regarding what we were talking about earlier:wah::wah:

;)

Post by **spot** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 6:04 am

It can't be inanimate if that's what's bothering you, it has to be male and human. Other than that it's allowed to be cheap and cheerful, you chose it because it's fun to play with and it fails to qualify if it doesn't have a firm grip or its abs aren't rock-solid when you press yourself hard against them.

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 6:15 am

spot;846709 wrote: It can't be inanimate if that's what's bothering you, it has to be male and human. Other than that it's allowed to be cheap and cheerful, you chose it because it's fun to play with and it fails to qualify if it doesn't have a firm grip or its abs aren't rock-solid when you press yourself hard against them.
The problem is, you can't say the same thing for a "Toy Girl".. :wah:

Clodhopper · Post by **Clodhopper** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 6:17 am

Toy boy....ewww. We're just objects for female lust. How horrible. Won't anybody love me for my beautiful MIND?;)

(Clodhopper swoons dramatically across the sofa)

"I want my bourka!"

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 6:21 am

spot;846709 wrote: It can't be inanimate if that's what's bothering you, it has to be male and human. Other than that it's allowed to be cheap and cheerful, you chose it because it's fun to play with and it fails to qualify if it doesn't have a firm grip or its abs aren't rock-solid when you press yourself hard against them.

Oh My God..........Spot just got me very excited:D

I wanna toy boy I wanna toy boy

p.s. Pheasy...heres my definition of a toy boy :p

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 6:26 am

spot;846709 wrote: It can't be inanimate if that's what's bothering you, it has to be male and human. Other than that it's allowed to be cheap and cheerful, you chose it because it's fun to play with and it fails to qualify if it doesn't have a firm grip or its abs aren't rock-solid when you press yourself hard against them.

:yh_rotfl :yh_drool Is it getting warm in here or is it just me. :wah:

Hey and it's not even Saturday night yet

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 6:35 am

:p

:wah:

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 6:41 am

Chezzie;846731 wrote: :p

Oh my ..... :yh_sweat:yh_sweat I better go and do some dusting or something - a good long walk might do it

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 6:54 am

Please note: It was Spot who derailed my thread :wah::wah:

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 6:58 am

Chezzie;846731 wrote: :p

:wah:

well, I'm awake now!

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 6:58 am

Pheasy;846750 wrote: Please note: It was Spot who derailed my thread :wah::wah:

well im not complaining...phew.....just spent 5 mins checkin out the window cleaner for tight abs....hes lacking im afraid...tightest thing on him is his wallet:wah:

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 7:05 am

Chezzie;846754 wrote: well im not complaining...phew.....just spent 5 mins checkin out the window cleaner for tight abs....hes lacking im afraid...tightest thing on him is his wallet:wah:

Me neither ... it just hot very quickly

Well I bet your window cleaner is better than my view at the moment .... the old boy opposite is weeding, and I can see a little more crack than I desire. :wah:

Post by **spot** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 7:06 am

Pheasy;846750 wrote: Please note: It was Spot who derailed my thread :wah::wah:

You rotter! What was "here's my question what's your definition of a toy boy" about then? eh?

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 8:09 am

spot;846762 wrote: You rotter! What was "here's my question what's your definition of a toy boy" about then? eh?

:sneaky::sneaky::D

Post by **spot** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:14 am

Before Sunset;846843 wrote: Okay, time to get back to work. It's tough enough to hit the books without coming here and finding shockingly sexy men to completely distract me!

And photos too, don't forget the photos.

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 11:46 am

why is it whenever there is a hunky man picture on here or a even a picture of a mans very sexy and kissable butt.....MY kids are standing behind me wanting to know what I'm looking at????:rolleyes:

Okay, now back to the OP....which was ummmm....boy toys I believe....Pheasy a Boy toy is a young male that I like to play with and then send him back to momma!!......hahahhaha...okay not really...I'm kidding, just like you were this morning.

What distrubs me about the people laughing was...did they not believe you? or was it just the way you said it?

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 11:57 am

no ww...this is boy toy :wah::wah:

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 12:06 pm

A "real" boy toy is one you can turn on and off when you need it and one you can park when you don''t but it's got enough "left" in when you need it again

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 12:12 pm

I just read this thread and it suddenly got very warm in here!:wah::wah:

i would think a toy boy would be a younger man, preferably a very hot younger man!:-6

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 12:17 pm

Sadly the older you get so do the qualifying toy boys!!! But if there's any going spare can I have this one -

Clodhopper · Post by **Clodhopper** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 12:19 pm

Chezzie;847037 wrote: no ww...this is boy toy :wah::wah:

Yik! Haven't seen that much rubber since my last lorry (truck)!

Funny thing is I don't have any desire to put my head between them and go flubbalubbalubba. I want to hit one gently sideways and see how long it takes them to stop going woingggg.

:)

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 12:21 pm

Clodhopper;847050 wrote: Yik! Haven't seen that much rubber since my last lorry (truck)!

Funny thing is I don't have any desire to put my head between them and go flubbalubbalubba. I want to hit one gently sideways and see how long it takes them to stop going woingggg.

:)

welll come and nestle your head in here and flubalubbalubba away:D

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 12:21 pm

Clodhopper;847050 wrote: Yik! Haven't seen that much rubber since my last lorry (truck)!

Funny thing is I don't have any desire to put my head between them and go flubbalubbalubba. I want to hit one gently sideways and see how long it takes them to stop going woingggg.

:)

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

My kind of man!!!!

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 12:25 pm

Imladris;847048 wrote: Sadly the older you get so do the qualifying toy boys!!! But if there's any going spare can I have this one -

i guess that's true but one question, how much younger than us do they have to be to qualify as a toy boy?

:wah:

Clodhopper · Post by **Clodhopper** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 12:28 pm

Hope: At least one day.

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 12:42 pm

Clodhopper;847063 wrote: Hope: At least one day.

:wah::wah: just one day?:wah::wah:

well where's the fun in that, if i'm gonna have a toy boy i want him to at least be a few years younger!:wah:

Clodhopper · Post by **Clodhopper** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 12:48 pm

Chezzie;847052 wrote: welll come and nestle your head in here and flubalubbalubba away:D

:wah::wah:Consider yourself right royally flubbalubbalubbled!

Clodhopper · Post by **Clodhopper** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 12:52 pm

Hiya Immy. Nice to see your after your hol.

Clodhopper · Post by **Clodhopper** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 1:00 pm

Hope: Well, if you're being a purist I suppose the closer to 17 and reasonably involved in athletic activity the better...(don't want the dear thing too tired) :wah:

...as an aside to that, I heard a rumour that the athletics village at the Olympics is always an absolute hotbed of bonking!

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 1:06 pm

Clodhopper;847098 wrote: Hope: Well, if you're being a purist I suppose the closer to 17 and reasonably involved in athletic activity the better...(don't want the dear thing too tired) :wah:

...as an aside to that, I heard a rumour that the athletics village at the Olympics is always an absolute hotbed of bonking!

OMG, well i think 21 would be a good age i'd want everything to be legal.:wah:

but yeah involved in athletic activity would be a plus.:wah::wah:

Clodhopper · Post by **Clodhopper** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 1:10 pm

Hope: I seem to remember being told that men/boys are at their sexual peak at 17.

After 20 all most men want is an armchair and a blowjob.:sneaky:

Helen · Post by **Helen** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 1:17 pm

Clodhopper;847115 wrote: Hope: I seem to remember being told that men/boys are at their sexual peak at 17.

After 20 all most men want is an armchair and a blowjob.:sneaky:

:wah::wah:

thats if they can stay awake long enough :rolleyes:

Clodhopper · Post by **Clodhopper** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 1:20 pm

Helen: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzHROUWARGH!zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...:wah:

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 1:33 pm

Clodhopper;847115 wrote: Hope: I seem to remember being told that men/boys are at their sexual peak at 17.

After 20 all most men want is an armchair and a blowjob.:sneaky:

yeah i have heard that about guys, but is it true?

Clodhopper · Post by **Clodhopper** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 1:37 pm

Hope6;847145 wrote: yeah i have heard that about guys, but is it true?

Sorry. Official Male Trade Secret. You need clearance of at least Organ 69 to know.

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 1:37 pm

Trust some of the Foccers to be on a thread where there talking about Toy Boys:sneaky:Now girls behave we have an image to keep up remember

and one other fing....................if you find one see if he has a twin brother:wah::wah:;)

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 1:54 pm

WonderWendy3;847033 wrote: why is it whenever there is a hunky man picture on here or a even a picture of a mans very sexy and kissable butt.....MY kids are standing behind me wanting to know what I'm looking at????:rolleyes:

Okay, now back to the OP....which was ummmm....boy toys I believe....Pheasy a Boy toy is a young male that I like to play with and then send him back to momma!!......hahahhaha...okay not really...I'm kidding, just like you were this morning.

What distrubs me about the people laughing was...did they not believe you? or was it just the way you said it?

I think it was a combination of my posh accent and the fact I was still my undies

Clodhopper · Post by **Clodhopper** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 2:13 pm

Pheasy;847170 wrote: I think it was a combination of my posh accent and the fact I was still my undies

(surprised) You mean people don't go to the garage in their underwear in the States? Gosh. How...quaint.

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 2:21 pm

Clodhopper;847186 wrote: (surprised) You mean people don't go to the garage in their underwear in the States? Gosh. How...quaint.

Yes it takes a bit of getting used to :sneaky: But I'm teaching them well.

I am having a bit of a problem with the neighbours though, they really don't get the need for our good old 'British skinny dipping' and topless weeding.

Clodhopper · Post by **Clodhopper** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 2:25 pm

Pheasy;847194 wrote: Yes it takes a bit of getting used to :sneaky: But I'm teaching them well.

I am having a bit of a problem with the neighbours though, they really don't get the need for our good old 'British skinny dipping' and topless weeding.

:wah::wah::wah:

I suppose they don't understand nude windowcleaning either.

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 2:25 pm

rjwould;847182 wrote: Heres a boy toy for you that you can really have. You can even get one for the dog .

:wah: He doesn't look very flexible RJay

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 2:27 pm

Clodhopper;847204 wrote: :wah::wah::wah:

I suppose they don't understand nude windowcleaning either.

Don't even go there! .... the troubles I've had with that one! ... time and time again I've beg them to turn of the wipers ... I don't know if I can tolerate the pain anymore :-5

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 2:32 pm

Pheasy;847209 wrote: Don't even go there! .... the troubles I've had with that one! ... time and time again I've beg them to turn of the wipers ... I don't know if I can tolerate the pain anymore :-5

Thats the least of your worries, everytime I get down to a bit of nature gardening, next door use me to park their bike:wah:

Clodhopper · Post by **Clodhopper** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 2:35 pm

Pheasy;847209 wrote: Don't even go there! .... the troubles I've had with that one! ... time and time again I've beg them to turn of the wipers ... I don't know if I can tolerate the pain anymore :-5

Sympathy. Must snag on the nipples something rotten. Ah well. At least they can't interfere with traditional English howling at the moon and random yodelling. That must give you some comfort in a strange, strange land.

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 2:36 pm

Chezzie;847216 wrote: Thats the least of your worries, everytime I get down to a bit of nature gardening, next door use me to park their bike:wah:

:yh_rotfl Oh I can image I'll bet that rubber chafes a bit :wah: Well think of me they only Harley Davidson here ... jeez thems tyres BIG

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 2:38 pm

Pheasy;847221 wrote: :yh_rotfl Oh I can image I'll bet that rubber chafes a bit :wah: Well think of me they only Harley Davidson here ... jeez thems tyres BIG

vrrrrum vrrrrum up the bum