Best Apples at the Top!!!

cars · Post by **cars** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 12:39 pm

Women are like APPLES: The best ones usually are at the top of the tree.

Many men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling

and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground that

aren't as good, but easy.......

The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality,

they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one

who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now Men....

Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp

the sh*t out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner

with.

nvalleyvee · Post by **nvalleyvee** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 12:45 pm

That made me giggle.

Post by **Betty Boop** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 12:48 pm

:yh_giggle made me giggle too!!

cars · Post by **cars** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 12:59 pm

Made me a littel "tipsy"

(all that stompin ya know)

nvalleyvee · Post by **nvalleyvee** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 1:01 pm

There is something to be said for marrying later in life - you don't have to do the stomping!

babygirl · Post by **babygirl** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 1:04 pm

Well that made me smile thanks for making me smile cars

cars · Post by **cars** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 2:30 pm

babygirl wrote: Well that made me smile thanks for making me smile cars

You're most welcome - Glad to have made you smile babygirl.

(especially after reading your other post, depressed)

cars · Post by **cars** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 2:33 pm

nvalleyvee wrote: There is something to be said for marrying later in life - you don't have to do the stomping!

You really never know, sometimes it may take more than stomping, as some older men are soooooo set in their ways. It may take dynamite!!!

nvalleyvee · Post by **nvalleyvee** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 2:35 pm

cars wrote: You really never know, sometimes it may take more than stomping, as some older men are soooooo set in their ways. It may take dynamite!!!

But there is so much less effort in using the dynamite than there is in all that stomping. :sneaky:

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 4:49 pm

Maybe al ittle apple cider will help too.

nvalleyvee · Post by **nvalleyvee** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 4:51 pm

chonsigirl wrote: Maybe al ittle apple cider will help too.

You bet your sweet life on that one. It takes an onry person to handle an onry person.