Funny things children say

jasmund · Post by **jasmund** » Sat Jul 09, 2005 2:25 pm

I was helping a patient with some antibiotics when the little boy standing there said " I think daddys right you are pretty" He was with his mother!

-another time I was helping a gentleman and his little boy about 7 says" My dads really pissed about my moms boyfriend" The father then looked down at him and flicked him between the eyes and they both cracked up.

-the other day a little boy was in with his mom and said "Hey I saw you yesterday you got pulled over by a cop" And I replied" No,honey that wasnt me"

-little boy "My dad said look it's the lady from the pharmacy"

-me "No, honey it must have been someone who looked like me"

-little boy" I dont thiiiinnnk so!"

-the boys mother-"stop it she said it wasnt her"

They left and I told the tech, guess what ? It was me!!!!!!!!

-We both cracked up

-There was a long line of people and it's a very small town, No way was I going to admit it.

Bridget · Post by **Bridget** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 6:54 pm

My two year old grandaughter who is going on five, climbed up on her changing table and started swinging a diaper and yelling : "diaper change, diaper change"

Her mother thinks if she can do that she should get potty training started.

nvalleyvee · Post by **nvalleyvee** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 6:58 pm

My daughter got social services to our house when she told her teacher there was a centipede in her room. Well DUH - she left her outside door open - in the desert - with known centipede populations outside. The social worker came over and about had a laughing cow!! Case dropped.

Tan · Post by **Tan** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 7:58 pm

My step daughter and I were changing before we went swimming, I said "What did you do?" She laughed, "Oh yeah, I just painted them today!" Her nipples were painted purple!

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 4:46 am

Back in the 80s when the show Little House on the Prarie was popular, my oldest son watched it quite often. He popped up one day and asked me if I came to California in a wagon! That was pure revenge, for I remember as a child coming home from school one day after learning about Thanksgiving and the Pilgrims, and asking my mother if she had used a horn book in school as a child! No wonder I was given dish washing duty for a week.