Gimme A Ring Sometime!

Post by **jones jones** » Thu May 08, 2008 10:29 pm

A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his

penis.

According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girlfriend found the

ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum

jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.

I don't know what's worse:

1) Having your girlfriend find out you're married.

2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.

3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.

Dewey2Me1MoThyme · Post by **Dewey2Me1MoThyme** » Thu May 08, 2008 10:32 pm

ROFLMBOABSBOMN

Dew

"Anything worth dewing is worth dewing well"

pinkchick · Post by **pinkchick** » Fri May 09, 2008 8:12 am

jones jones;860612 wrote: A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his

penis.

According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girlfriend found the

ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum

jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.

I don't know what's worse:

1) Having your girlfriend find out you're married.

2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.

3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.

:eek::yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Fri May 09, 2008 9:03 am

:wah: I like his girlfriend!

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Fri May 09, 2008 9:15 am

jones jones;860612 wrote: A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his

penis.

According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girlfriend found the

ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum

jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.

I don't know what's worse:

1) Having your girlfriend find out you're married.

2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.

3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.

:yh_rotfl:eek: Possibly all of the above.

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Fri May 09, 2008 10:38 am

jones jones;860612 wrote: A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his

penis.

According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girlfriend found the

ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum

jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.

I don't know what's worse:

1) Having your girlfriend find out you're married.

2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.

3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl i think for most men it would probably be the third choice!