Senior's Dress Code!!

[cars]

SENIOR'S DRESS CODE

The following combinations DO NOT go together and must be avoided at all costs:



1. A nose ring and bifocals

2. Spiked hair and bald spots

3. A pierced tongue and dentures

4. Miniskirts and support hose

5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads

6. Speedo's and cellulite

7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar

8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor

9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge

10. Bikinis and liver spots

11. Short shorts and varicose veins

12. Inline skates and a walker

And last, but not least . . my personal favorite:

13. Thongs and Depends



Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you shop.

[Jives]

cars wrote:

6. Speedo's and cellulite


And yet so many deluded people seem to think this is OK.

9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge


I saw a mom looking like this yesterday at Walmart. I wanted to run up and scream at her, "You're not 17 anymore!!!"

:wah:

[Peg]

13. Thongs and Depends


Would the thong be worn over or under the Depends? :-2

[minks]

ahahaha those are rich cars, thanks for setting up those guidelines for us oldies hehehehe

I really will miss low rise jeans when they go out of style booo hooo

[theia]

I had to do a search for "Depends" I just couldn't any make sense of 13 or even hazard a guess as to what it meant. But it's all clear now.

[nvalleyvee]

Thanks for the guidelines. I see far too many people who think they are still 17. As for me - I don't like the whole world to see how much gravity has overtaken my body. When I first saw it it took me a couple of lines to realize it wasn't high school seniors. I thought it was a warning to them to be careful what they do to their bodies now because they may regret it later. I'm a little slow on the uptake sometimes. :-5