The 2 hole outhouse

Dewey2Me1MoThyme · Post by **Dewey2Me1MoThyme** » Sun May 11, 2008 10:25 pm

A canadian walks into a two holer outhouse, and finds an american gent already seated on one of the holes. The canuck starts to drop is pants and the change he has in his front pocket falls out. "You just lost some money down the hole" quips the american. At this the canadian quickly pulls his pants up, looks down the hole, and then proceeds to get the wallet out of his back pocket and deliberately throws it down the hole, and then again drops his pants and sits back on the hole. The american looks at him and says "Why on earth did you dew that"? The canuck replies................................................................... You don't think I'm going to go down there when I'm done for a measely 35 cents dew you"?

Dew

"Anything worth dewing is worth dewing well"

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Sun May 11, 2008 10:27 pm

:wah:

Yuck.

:wah:

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Mon May 12, 2008 5:43 am

Ewwww LOL :wah: :wah:

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Mon May 12, 2008 5:52 am

ewwwwwwy dewwy :wah::wah:

Richard Bell · Post by **Richard Bell** » Mon May 12, 2008 9:40 pm

Q: What's the difference between a Canadian and a canoe?

A: The canoe tips.

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Q: Why is American beer like making love in a canoe?

A: They're both ****ing near water.

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Texan rancher visits an Albertan rancher.

Tex sneers, "Y'all call this itty bitty thing a ranch? Why, back in Texas, I git in mah truck, and it takes me all mornin' to drive across mah ranch."

Albertan nods his head, and says, "yeah, I had a truck like that, too."

Dewey2Me1MoThyme · Post by **Dewey2Me1MoThyme** » Mon May 12, 2008 10:13 pm

Good ones Richard.

I had a friend, Albert, who worked at a White Rose gas station in Nova Scotia years ago. One morning as he was opening up a big yellow caddy from TX rolled in to the pumps. The texan said, "That must be the biggest building in this hick town" as he pointed to the Grand Hotel across the street. Albert never looked away from the driver he just said "What building"? The texan getting annoyed by now pointed again and said "That building there, must be the biggest one in this town". Again Albert said, "What building"? now the Texan was furious and yelled "That damn building" :-5 Albert loked up, took a step or two back as if in shock, and said " DAMN! we might might not be big, but by geezus we're fast, that wasn't there yesterday" The texan got mad and drove off. :driving:

Dew

"Anything worth dewing is worth dewing well"