Tiggled Me Fancy!!!

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Wed May 14, 2008 9:48 am

A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money decided to hire herself out as a handywoman and started canvassing the neighbourhoods.

She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.

"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said. "How much will you charge me?"

The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50?"

The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need was in the garage.

The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?"

He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"

The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes ."

A short time later, the blonde handywoman came to the door to collect her money. "You finished already?" the husband asked.

"Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint leftover, so I gave it two coats - no extra charge."

Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it to her.

"And by the way," the blonde added ... "it's not a Porch -- it's an Audi." :wah::wah:

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Wed May 14, 2008 9:58 am

Carolly;865441 wrote: A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money decided to hire herself out as a handywoman and started canvassing the neighbourhoods.

She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.

"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said. "How much will you charge me?"

The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50?"

The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need was in the garage.

The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?"

He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"

The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes ."

A short time later, the blonde handywoman came to the door to collect her money. "You finished already?" the husband asked.

"Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint leftover, so I gave it two coats - no extra charge."

Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it to her.

"And by the way," the blonde added ... "it's not a Porch -- it's an Audi." :wah::wah:

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Wed May 14, 2008 9:59 am

You're on the FG 'HOME' page Mrs !!! :wah::wah:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Wed May 14, 2008 10:10 am

G#Gill;865460 wrote: You're on the FG 'HOME' page Mrs !!! :wah::wah:What?????:-3

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Wed May 14, 2008 10:56 am

good one Carol:D:wah::wah:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Wed May 14, 2008 11:11 am

Fanks Kaz but seems only the Focers fink its funny:rolleyes::wah::wah:;)

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Wed May 14, 2008 11:47 am

well we are all funny

;):-2:wah::wah:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Wed May 14, 2008 11:51 am

kazalala;865691 wrote: well we are all funny

;):-2:wah:
Dunno why I bother Kaz:rolleyes:;)

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Wed May 14, 2008 11:52 am

It does seem extreme;ly quiet in here tonight mind

:-2

Post by **Betty Boop** » Wed May 14, 2008 11:57 am

:wah::wah:

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Wed May 14, 2008 1:44 pm

heard it before but still made me titter:wah::wah::wah:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Wed May 14, 2008 4:31 pm

Betty Boop;865699 wrote: :wah::wah:Oh there is life out there:wah:Glad you found it funny Betty;)