Only for those over 50

[cars]

PERKS OF BEING OVER 50

1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.

4. People call at 9 pm and ask, " Did I wake you?"

5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

7. Things you buy now won't wear out.

8. You can eat dinner at 4 pm.

9. You can live without sex but not your glasses.

10. You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.

11. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

12. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

13. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks! into the room.

14. You sing along with elevator music.

15. Your eyes won't get much worse.

16. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

17. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

18. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

19. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.

20. You can't remember who sent you this list.



And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience.

[Betty Boop]

tee hee :yh_rotfl

My brother is 50 soon! I'll send this to him to remind him that at his age he's meant to be slowing up - not running marathons!!

[gmc]

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Too close to home. I shall shortly be enetring my physical and mental prime.

[nvalleyvee]

Thanks for the big print Cars - I forgot where I put my glasses. :wah: