Childrens books you will never see

dubs · Post by **dubs** » Wed May 21, 2008 4:42 pm

Children's books you will never see.

01. You are different and that's bad.

02. Pop goes the hamster....and other great microwave games.

03. Testing homemade parachutes using only your household pets.

04. Curious George and the high-voltage fence.

05. Controlling the playground: Respect through fear.

06. You were an accident.

07. Strangers have the best sweets.

08. The Little Sissy who snitched.

09. The kids' guide to hitchhiking.

10. Why can't Mr Fork and Ms Electrical Outlet be friends?

11. Dad's New Wife Timothy

12. The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables

13. The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer- Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!

14. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

15. What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?

16. Start a Real-Estate Empire With the Change From Your Mom's Purse

17. The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy

18. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will

19. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her

20. Bi-Curious George

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Wed May 21, 2008 4:47 pm

OH they were HORRIBLE...yet funny at the same time!:wah:

NUMBER 13 huh??? :rolleyes:...I found it hilarious actually, I don't know why it would remind you of me, I'm so focused on everything at all times...where is the fly swatter?:D

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Thu May 22, 2008 3:49 am

Pop goes the hamster....and other great microwave games

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Evil but funny!!

Santanico · Post by **Santanico** » Thu May 22, 2008 4:07 am

dubs;871252 wrote: 02. Pop goes the hamster....and other great microwave games.

05. Controlling the playground: Respect through fear.

13. The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer- Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!

14. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

19. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her

My personal favourites! :wah::wah::wah:

........I mean, that's horrible!!!! :sneaky:

mikeinie · Post by **mikeinie** » Thu May 22, 2008 6:57 am

Here are a few more:

1. Santa Clause and other lies your parents tell you.

2. Hiding places where you will never be found.

3. How to manipulate your divorced parents.

4. The Young Offenders Act¦ you can get away with more

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu May 22, 2008 7:02 am

Imladris;871371 wrote: Pop goes the hamster....and other great microwave games

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Evil but funny!!

Sounds very similar to "Watch the hamster in the blender"

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Thu May 22, 2008 7:14 am

1. Dr. Suess's guide to knife throwing

2. Green eggs and Spam

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu May 22, 2008 7:16 am

YZGI;871674 wrote: 1. Dr. Suess's guide to knife throwing

2. Green eggs and Spam

3. If You Give a Moose a Machete

4. If You Give a Mouse a Mousetrap

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Thu May 22, 2008 9:32 am

Or

Masturbation - you really won't go blind

:sneaky:

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu May 22, 2008 9:35 am

Imladris;871918 wrote: Or

Masturbation - you really won't go blind

:sneaky:

Or I Can See Fine - But you didn't eat all your carrots:D

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Thu May 22, 2008 10:27 am

Go ahead and jump off the cliff: All your friends are doing it.

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Thu May 22, 2008 10:28 am

Gun Spot Gun

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu May 22, 2008 11:43 am

YZGI;872056 wrote: Go ahead and jump off the cliff: All your friends are doing it.

Hit the Road Using Both Hands

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Thu May 22, 2008 1:25 pm

You all have been hanging around Nomad too much.

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Thu May 22, 2008 1:31 pm

Another one:

"Jesters child warfare handbook"

mikeinie · Post by **mikeinie** » Fri May 23, 2008 6:36 am

The Education System, Lawyers and You: How to graduate top of your class while earning thousands in law suites.

mikeinie · Post by **mikeinie** » Fri May 23, 2008 6:38 am

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