Grandmas Don't Know Everything

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Mon May 26, 2008 12:19 pm

He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, 'Grandma, what's that called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?'

She was a little taken aback, but she decided to just tell him the truth. 'It's called sexual intercourse, darling'

Little Tony just said, 'Oh, OK,' and went back outside to play with the other kids.

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, 'Grandma, it isn't called sexual intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds. And Jimmy's mom wants to talk to you.'

QUINNSCOMMENTARY · Post by **QUINNSCOMMENTARY** » Mon May 26, 2008 1:36 pm

Accountable;874808 wrote: He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, 'Grandma, what's that called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?'

She was a little taken aback, but she decided to just tell him the truth. 'It's called sexual intercourse, darling'

Little Tony just said, 'Oh, OK,' and went back outside to play with the other kids.

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, 'Grandma, it isn't called sexual intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds. And Jimmy's mom wants to talk to you.'

Even my Grandma wife enjoyed that one. :wah:

Malady Ash · Post by **Malady Ash** » Wed May 28, 2008 3:11 pm

:wah: good one

minks · Post by **minks** » Wed May 28, 2008 6:41 pm

Oh My I best be brushing up on my grandma skills

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Wed May 28, 2008 8:27 pm

(It's granny's birthday dinner .. kid leaves the table and goes out to mum in the kitchen)

Mum, what's 'fornication'?

(... mum sighs, then explains to the kid in lengthy detail...)

Oh... (long pause)

Who said that???

Granny! Fornication like this you'd think they'd at least open a bottle of wine.