Chicken Joke

[jones jones]

On the farm lived a chicken and a horse both of whom loved to play together. One day the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. He begged the chicken to go get the farmer to help him.

The chicken ran back to the farmyard. He searched and searched for the farmer but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around the chicken saw the farmer’s new 3 series BMW. Finding the keys inside the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend’s life.

Back at the bog the horse was surprised but happy to see the chicken arrive in the car. He managed to get a hold of the rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the BMW the chicken drove slowly forward and with the aid of the powerful car dragged the horse to safety

Happy and proud the chicken drove the car back to the farmhouse and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship between the two animals was cemented. Best buddies ¦ best pals.

A few weeks later the chicken fell into a mud pit and soon he began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life. The horse thought a moment, walked over and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath he told the chicken to grab his “thing and he would lift him out the pit. The chicken got a good grip and the horse pulled him up and out saving his life.

The moral of the story? When you’re hung like a horse you don’t need a BMW to pick up chicks.

[hoppy]

This Is A True Story. I Was That Horse.